Functional Chaos Podcast

By: Dev Jade and Kali
  • Summary

  • Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!
    Dev, Jade, and Kali
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Episodes
  • Ep. 78 Scrapping Nip Rings | ZOOs
    Nov 4 2024

    Hello Chaotic Babes!

    The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.

    The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our alphabetical wild show, letter Z! It took us way too much brain power to come up with a Z topic, but we finally landed on Zoos!!

    Zoos have been a huge topic of conversation lately, with climate change and human intrusion suffocating a lot of wildlife, on top of the two newly born babies that have taken social media by storm, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo and Pesto the penguin! If you have no idea what we’re talking about, don’t worry about it. We will definitely explain it the best we can between cackling and pretending to know things we don’t🤭🙃!

    Since this is the end of the season we will be having a season break to plan and get rested up for a whole new season of your favorite chaotic podcast!

    See You Next Season!✨

    🩷🩵💚


    Share Your Stories w/ Us:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com


    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Ep. 77 That’s All Wet | YOUTH SLANG
    Oct 28 2024

    We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended!

    But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the season and alphabet, the topics tend to get a bit strange and might be descfribed as “a bit of a stretch”. BUT! It’s our show and we don’t know how to do anything normally! So here we are✨.

    This week Kali has her individual topic, brought to you by the letter, Y! She decides to play a little game of Guess That Slang! Dev has to guess the definition of the slang used in the last 123 years of generations! Some you may be familiar with and some are so far out there, it would be interesting to find out how they got started. Alas, this is a bare minimum podcast solely for the purpose of escaping this shit show sandwich called reality!

    See You Next Week and Happy Halloween!🖤💋

    🩷🩵💚


    Share Your Stories w/ Us:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com


    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Ep. 76 Munching On Polly Pocket | eXCUSES
    Oct 7 2024

    **Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤.

    Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨!

    This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷‍♀️cool great🙃💋!

    Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of how a pile of excuses affected an important moment😅. Dev brings the best of the episode by talking about the best excuses used from Reddit. Excuses to get out of work, school, relationships, and everyday shenanigans!😂

    Have an Amazing Rest of Your Chaotic Week Besties!

    🩷🩵💚


    Source:

    20 Excuses Most People Make That Stop Them From Reaching Their Dreams

    - https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-excuses-most-people-make-that-stop-them-from-reaching-their-dreams.html

    Share Your Stories w/ Us:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com


    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    1 hr and 40 mins

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