• Fake Plastic Tech Thralls
    Aug 29 2024

    Our August episode is here, in which Simon talks about the various games of Heresy he played, the new friends he made along the way (some of them being plague toads) as well as the simple campaign he took part in out of his favorite game shop, Terracrux in Tacoma, WA. We talked over the release of Legions Imperialis: The Devastation of Tallarn, and then got into the nitty gritty of assembling plastic Mechanicum. As usual, we close with listener Q&A concluding with an intimate consideration of the primarchs.

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras with vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge world of the Vorpal Goat.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Hot Times, Summer in the Civitas Imperialis
    Jul 31 2024

    It's a slow month for Heresy news but between Steve's opinions on politics, volcano discussion, and Simon getting dwarf pilled for the Old World, we did manage to discuss Heresy campaign gaming, the upcoming Mechanicum releases, and the Warhammer Tacoma Open before closing up with listener questions!

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras with vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge world of the Vorpal Goat.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Lil Horus and the Quieter Backing Tracks: Stuntin' Like My Primarch
    Jun 28 2024

    Somehow, we've been doing this for a full year and you people are still listening, for some reason! We've taken your feedback into account and Steve has produced and mixed us a whole new, quieter, less intrusive background track! We talk upcoming pre-releases, the improved availability of Legions Imperialis kits, the problems with other products availability, Cormac McCarthy, Simon's Zone Mortalis campaign and his Dark Angels, and then take some listener questions.

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras with vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge world of the Vorpal Goat.

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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • An interview with Lucas and Eric of The Taking of Phyrix
    May 30 2024

    Our latest very special episode is here! We are very pleased to share this interview with Eric and Lucas, the hobby heroes behind the ongoing narrative event series, The Taking of Phyrix. This campaign is played across the United States at multiple venues culminating int he incredible games that take place every year at Adepticon. We talk about what goes into this immersive and engaging Horus Heresy campaign, the history of the campaign both in and out of game, crafting narratives for your armies, and how you can take part in the Taking of Phyrix! 

    Learn More about The Taking of Phyrix with their rules documents, audio narratives, and merchandise, and be sure to join their Discord to take part!

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras with vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge world of the Vorpal Goat.

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    1 hr
  • Shattered Golden Muscle Mommies of Beta-Garmon
    Apr 29 2024

    This month Steve and Simon take a deep dive into the recently released supplement, The Battle for Beta Garmon. The discussion revolves around the supplement as a toolkit of ways to flesh out your armies in interesting ways, especially with the new rules for Blackshields and Shattered Legions. Naturally, there's no avoiding some discussion about the the controversial reference to LADY CUSTODES before wrapping up the episode with mail call from listeners.

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras with vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge World of the Vorpal Goat

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • The Long (and not quite late) March
    Mar 31 2024

    Our March episode is here at the last possible moment! We chat about Adepticon, upcoming and new releases, Mechanicum teasers, and at length about Simon's club's mega-battle earlier this month! We close out with our usual Q&A and even tease our planned guests for April. Listen now to this not at all rushed episode at the end of the month!

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras With vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge World of the Vorpal Goat

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • A Leap Day Episode Doesn't Need a Clever Title
    Feb 29 2024

    A Very Special Leap Year episode. What's special about it? Well, we recorded late in the month so this episode is coming out at the very last possible moment on leap day. That's pretty special, we guess. Simon played Legions Imperialis and shares his first impressions and Steve has thoughts about the newly unveiled line of Heresy action figures from Joy Toy. Simon's finally finished the main 54 novels of the Horus Heresy and Steve gets him to grudgingly talk about his least favorite novel in the series. We continue to speculate about the upcoming Beta Garmon campaign book and drool over the imminent plastic Solar Auxilia. Then we wrap up with our usual mail call listener questions about Zoats!

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras With vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge World of the Vorpal Goat

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • We Secondary Heart Beta-Garmon
    Jan 29 2024

    This month Steve and Simon explore scenic Beta-Garmon from 28mm and 8mm scales as both of the upcoming supplements for Horus Heresy and Legions Imperialis will focus on that theater of war. Steve asks the important question, "What's up with Custodes?" and Simon says, "They're bad (for the game)." We talk scalpers, limited edition woes, and then ramble about related topics before diving more fully into discussion of the newly announced supplement The Battle for Beta-Garmon and the exciting news about rules for Blackshields, Shattered Legions, and more. Finally, it's time for mail call which, among other questions concludes with some lengthy discussion about Beastmen militias specially for our good friend Sean (who better listen to this episode).

    Logo Design by Nikol King

    Intro and Outro Music by Skull Cultist

    Background music by Orthokeras With vox from Alia Synesthesia and Nicole Turner

    Audio Production designed on the Forge World of the Vorpal Goat

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    1 hr and 31 mins