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Scott and Alanna return after a two-month hiatus to share the dramatic life events that derailed their planned move to Nashville, including the shocking discovery of Alanna’s three-month-old grandson born to her estranged daughter.

• Reflecting on their comedy shows at the Masonic Temple, in Altoona and venues in Waynesboro
• Navigating the Maryland child welfare system as grandparents with no special standing
• Exploring Nashville's comedy scene and comparing it unfavorably to Pittsburgh's open mics
• Discussing Pennsylvania wedding traditions like cookie tables and favorite local restaurants
• Passionate defense of drive-in movie theaters over traditional cinema experiences
• Following true crime cases including Karen Read and a new case from Bloomsburg

Moving forward, Gilded Trash will be releasing episodes on the 1st and 15th of each month. Stay trashy, buckle up y'all. It's a hell of a ride.

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We love mysteries, puzzles, and unsolved crimes in this wild ride of connections between seemingly unrelated conspiracies.

• Attending a comedy show at Petersburg Fire Company with Ridge Hershberger featuring incredible organization and amazing meatballs
• Discussing the viral video of conservative creator Savannah Craven being hit during a street interview in New York
• Exploring Rabbi Galina Trefil's claims that her father Dr. John (Jon) Trefil is the notorious Zodiac Killer
• Finding unexpected connections between treasure hunter Forrest Fenn and skyjacker DB Cooper through their aviation backgrounds and physical similarities
• Examining disturbing text messages from celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak to Kanye West about "Zombieland" and his history with experimental drug programs
• Announcing upcoming comedy shows including a karaoke contest judging gig, the Comedy Farm Anniversary Show, and a Memorial Day weekend comedy series in Waynesboro

If you haven't already, check out our parody video "Honey & Mustard" on YouTube. Stay trashy, Illuminati Peace.

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Scott Kelley joins us to share the journey behind his Amazon Prime comedy special "Word of Mouth" and the unique path he's taken to comedy success. We dive into the creative process, missed opportunities, and the challenges of producing authentic comedy while balancing family expectations.

• Early comedy influences from childhood and school years
• Writing and performing parody songs about inappropriate topics
• Almost landing a writing position at Saturday Night Live before it went to Pete Davidson
• Nearly becoming a writer for an AMC show that fell apart after the producer's accident
• The technical challenges of recording a comedy special including audience noise and mic issues
• Balancing religious family background with adult comedy material
• Reviving old material and finding the perfect punchlines years later
• Creative process behind developing a comedy special and selecting material

Check out Scott Kelley's special "Word of Mouth" on Amazon Prime, and find him online by searching "Scott Kelley Comedian" since an astronaut has claimed his name in search results!

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We dive into the magic of 80s movie weekends and how childhood freedom has changed over the decades. Homemade popcorn, classic films, and reminiscing about simpler times create the perfect nostalgic experience.

• The perfect 80s movie weekend starts with The Goonies and includes Poltergeist, E.T., and Ghostbusters
• Childhood in the 80s meant unlimited freedom to explore without parental supervision
• America's Most Wanted potentially sparked the rise of helicopter parenting
• Reality TV shows thrive by planting seeds of conflict without scripting specific drama
• Americans are drawn to sob stories and emotional content more than positive messages
• Corned beef and pastrami represent the ultimate comfort foods, especially around St. Patrick's Day
• We won $5,000 in a nationwide candy factory scavenger hunt during COVID

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Join us as we take a lively dive into the bustling comedy scene of Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where we unpack a week of heartfelt performances and great laughs. From chaotic Valentine’s Day shows dubbed the “Valentine's Day Massacre” to local comedians honing their craft at The Comedy Farm, this episode paints a picture of a vibrant community fueled by laughter. Our hosts share personal anecdotes and experiences of performing in front of enthusiastic crowds, emphasizing how joyful audiences can elevate comedy shows to new heights.

We also reminisce about the great nostalgia of local pizza shops, linking these warm memories to the comfort and joy of good food and good friends. As we explore the complexities surrounding freedom of speech in comedy, we urge open dialogue on the nature of humor in today's ever-changing cultural landscape. The conversation culminates in excitement over upcoming charity shows, encouraging everyone to support local comedy.

Whether you're a die-hard comedy fan or just curious about our fun journey into Johnstown's entertainment landscape, this episode promises to entertain and inspire. Make sure to hit subscribe and join our joyous exploration of laughter, community, and good food!

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This episode captures the lively and humorous vibe of the Super Bowl, intertwining reflections on life, politics, and an appreciation for food. We discuss predictions for the game, share culinary delights for our big game party, and reminisce about past sporting experiences while transitioning into upcoming comedy plans and our passion for podcasting.

• Discussion of Super Bowl excitement and nostalgia
• Predictions for Eagles vs. Chiefs
• Highlights of standout food for the Super Bowl party
• Insights into the political landscape and its interplay with sports
• Upcoming comedy shows and future podcast plans

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Ready to journey back to the year 2000 with a playful nod to nostalgia and enjoy some rib-tickling humor? We kick off the episode with a lively debate on Conan O'Brien's comedic genius while reminiscing about how Gilded Trash emerged from a challenging period to become a lively podcast adventure. From quiet New Year's celebrations to Scott's brave foray into stand-up comedy, we recount the highs of our year and dive into the pop culture landscape of 2024, where National Treasure might just make a grand comeback and Diddy is making headlines once again.

Our love for drive-in movie theaters takes center stage as we humorously navigate through childhood memories and cultural stereotypes. Whether it's the aromatic allure of peppered chicken tenders or the spontaneous joy of a drive-in movie, we explore the simple pleasures that bring us back to an era filled with culinary adventures. Our fondness for iconic foods leads us to Philadelphia and Baltimore, savoring legendary sandwiches and quirky karaoke nights amidst cherished museum visits and road trip escapades.

As our culinary journey wraps up, we reflect on hosting a comedy show and our aspirations for the podcast's future, all while sharing a whimsical appreciation for life’s little mysteries. A whirlwind road trip to Ohio and a playful exchange about the peculiarities of family gatherings add a touch of humor and nostalgia. With wise words from celebrities like Lil Wayne and Leslie Jordan, we find inspiration in the mundane, leaving you with a chuckle and perhaps a new perspective on the trash can wisdom of life.

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Ever wondered what Christmas would be like if Santa sported a Steelers jersey or if Ace Ventura had a holiday special? Join us on a whimsical journey as we explore these playful ideas and rekindle our love for classic holiday films, with a special highlight on our unforgettable interaction with Macaulay Culkin at a cozy event in Johnstown. Despite the low-key promotion, meeting the iconic "Home Alone" star was a bucket-list moment, filled with nostalgia and shared laughter among fellow fans. We also share light-hearted stories about Culkin's quirky fashion sense and exciting news about his upcoming role in the "Fallout" series, adding a sprinkle of anticipation to our festive reflections.

The magic of watching "Home Alone" with a live audience is nothing short of electrifying, even if the snack bar fails to meet expectations. This experience brings back the charm and thrill of seeing it in theaters for the first time. As we reminisce about our Christmas traditions, we can't help but discuss how the holiday spirit has evolved over the years, especially post-COVID. From the joy of Christmas caroling to the nostalgic tunes that fill our hearts, we look back on our fondest memories and ponder the differences in celebrations across various climates, including the curious notion of a snowy Christmas in Florida.

Our festive journey takes a deeper dive into the rich history and evolution of Christmas traditions. We trace the roots back to ancient pagan festivals and explore how these celebrations transformed into the beloved holiday we know today. From the iconic poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" to the mischief-filled antics of Christmas past, we discover how cultural milestones and historical figures shaped modern festivities. Through personal stories of family gatherings, cherished childhood toys, and sentimental holiday songs, we capture the essence of the holiday season, creating a heartfelt tribute to the magic of Christmas past and present.

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