Episodes

  • America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel)
    Oct 31 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… Erik ten Hag, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte and uhhh, Rudy Giuliani? Plus, we’re joined by comedian Rory Scovel to talk about his college soccer career, pump up speeches, and just how far soccer has come in America.

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    53 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin
    Oct 28 2024

    On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Witty brings the heat with a diss track for Erik ten Hag, recaps the biggest games of the weekend, and Russell presents his 3 favorite all-time heckles!

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    16 mins
  • Antonio Rudiger Could Knock Out a Bull (Feat. Joe Mande)
    Oct 24 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… a wild week of Champions League including an incredible game between Real Madrid and Dortmund. Emmy Award winner Joe Mande joins us, plus a goalkeeper boo’d at Anfield, and… pain pigs? All that and more. Tap in!

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    45 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: Light A Candle For Retegui (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz)
    Oct 21 2024

    On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The Champions League is back after a 3 week hiatus, Russell and Witty turn on the trade machine, and Mike Ryan Ruiz stops by to give his best bets of the week.

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    29 mins
  • If You Force Me To Linger, I'll Eat A Pork Finger
    Oct 18 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… Waiting sausages, The US and England have new managers in Mauricio Pochettino and Thomas Tuchel, VAR, and our favorite all time celebrations.

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    48 mins
  • Bonus Episode: The Dutch Are So Liberal, Aren't They? (Feat. Aly Trost Martin)
    Oct 14 2024

    On this bonus episode of GoalLess...Russell and Witty go head to head sorting unusual player names from European beers and Witty assesses the Champions League so far with the lovely Aly Trost Martin from The Golazo Network.

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    28 mins
  • They’re Tickling My Tchaikovsky
    Oct 10 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… Jurgen Klopp has a new job, a stunning double handball, a new addition to announcing teams, great moments in commentating history, and we solve the too many games issue.

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    41 mins
  • Bonus Episode: Hammer and Tongs
    Oct 7 2024

    On this bonus episode of GoalLess... A (very) sad Celtic fan, Mike Ryan's best bets, soccersplain part II, and much more

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    31 mins