Episodes

  • The Life and Times of Timmy Smiffson
    May 13 2025

    On today's episode, Penny showed up to the studio as her alter ego Timmy Smiffson, who happens to be a Victorian orphan boy.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    22 mins
  • Pitbull Court and Penny's List of Lovers
    May 6 2025

    On today's episode, the gang discuss important things like sleep trackers, Pitbull Court, how poison was used for cosmetic purposes in olden times, Boston Legal, and Penny's List of Lovers.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    33 mins
  • Sucks to Suck! (Penny's Press Release)
    Apr 29 2025

    On today's episode, the gang discuss a new line of cheese-scented soaps and shampoos, the recovery of a renowned painting that had gone missing, James Volvo visits the studio, and some recent developments in Penny's personal life.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    33 mins
  • Doggie Debate for the Mayor of New Derek (featuring Kimi Jackson and Tom Fraser)
    Apr 22 2025

    On today's episode, the gang host the debate between the two candidates for mayor of New Derek (who are dogs) via their campaign managers (Kimi Jackson and Tom Fraser).

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    41 mins
  • Top 10 Things Pirates of the Caribbean Got Wrong About Pirates
    Apr 15 2025

    On today's episode, the gang break down the top 10 things that the film franchise Pirates of the Caribbean got wrong about pirates (according to Driftwoodian history).

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    38 mins
  • Chief Curator Caroline Gesundheit Joins Us for History Day (featuring Kimi Jackson)
    Apr 8 2025

    On today's episode, chief curator Caroline Gesundheit joins the gang to celebrate Driftwood History Day and teach us about Driftwood's extraordinary history.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    34 mins
  • Theater Critic Margaret Timpson EVISCERATES EVERYTHING
    Apr 1 2025

    On today's episode, the gang try to get to the bottom of the robot spiders tying people's shoes together, partake in a heated debate about what a punnet is and isn't, and explore the mind one of Penny's alternate lives.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    35 mins
  • Schrodinger's Bullsh*t
    Mar 25 2025

    On today's episode, the gang try to adopt out the animal of the week, attempt to identify the most recent mysterious powder sent to the studio, why people's perception of Schrodinger's cat is nonsense, the pickle jingle, and Bench's run-in with a con man.

    Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood

    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    36 mins
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