No I'm not a girl, but as a child have been mistaken for one, and told, "Cute enough to be a girl!" Yeah, I'm white and it's weird...

It's weirder than you think it is!

Alice Cooper and I'm 13, not 18! And I don't know what I want. It's the 70's and to had to be there--were you? Was it weird for you, too?

It's weirder than you think it is!

1970s and it's my pre-teen and teen years--yep, I'm white and it was f*cking weird!

It's weirder than you think it is!

Off to Hawaii--1968 to 1970, and surf is up! Amongst other things, too. I'm white and it's weird.

It's weirder than you think it is!

1991 and my father has died. I'm white and it's weird...

It's weirder than you think it is!

Cakes Rock N' Roll...concerts, backstage, parties--yeah the rock life is alive and well. Ha! Ha! (This is part 2 of 2).

It's weirder than you think it is!

Cakes Rock N' Roll...concerts, backstage, parties--yeah the rock life is alive and well. Ha! Ha! (This is part 1 of 2 and a fill recap of the series).

It's weirder than you think it is!

White moms are weird? Is your mom weird? Mine? Well, let's just say she was unique in her own special way. For example, she once labeled me, "My little girl." Yes, she wrote that on a picture of me while I was in Hawaii at age 9. Look, she was my mother, I had no other and my childhood because of her was weird. So, here's my story...

It's weirder than you think it is!