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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

By: Hello Dysfunction
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 Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”



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Episodes
  • 304: Are They Cigaretting?

    304: Are They Cigaretting?
    Jun 5 2025
    It’s 304 day, pride and men’s mental health awareness month! A busy weekend, Filipino karaoke and Crystal thinks she’s a poet. The boycotts aren’t over, don’t parasail alone and missing teeth can be hot.

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • 303: Don't Tell My Family

    303: Don't Tell My Family
    May 29 2025
    Pat really likes her doctor, always kiss the judge’s a*s, root canals are bad for you and Peez is outta control. Comedy show update, tired of the credit score game, Crystal is still talking to strangers and irrational fears are crippling.

    For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join Patreon!
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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • 302: Take The Scissors

    302: Take The Scissors
    May 22 2025
    It’s Stevi and Pat’s birthday, mammograms aren’t that bad, Crystal gave herself a haircut and Pat is warming up to animals. Eat better for your health, is Annabelle causing chaos, parenting is sometimes self healing and bring back MTV.

    For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join Patreon!
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    Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
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    Follow us on IG:
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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

    Submit your questions/stories:
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    2 hrs and 8 mins
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