Episodes

  • Pranks, Priests and Food Swings

    Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
    Apr 4 2025
    The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet.
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    27 mins
  • Help I’m Going To Be A Star

    Help I’m Going To Be A Star
    Apr 1 2025
    There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places.
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    40 mins
  • Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches

    Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
    Mar 28 2025
    William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.
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    21 mins
  • Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger

    Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
    Mar 25 2025
    There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases.
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    41 mins
  • Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review

    Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
    Mar 21 2025
    Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about.
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    25 mins
  • Help We're Getting Smashed

    Help We're Getting Smashed
    Mar 18 2025
    It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat.
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    52 mins
  • Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball

    Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
    Mar 14 2025
    The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested in the Vatican’s gift shops. And all this talk of ancient monuments reminds Jordan of the time he found himself on the wrong side of a security guard.
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    24 mins
  • Help It Squirted In My Eye

    Help It Squirted In My Eye
    Mar 11 2025
    William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way.
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    35 mins