Hot White Heist

By: Adam Goldman
Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Alan Cumming, Cynthia Nixon, Shannon Woodward, Jane Lynch, Bianca Del Rio, full cast
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Please note: This podcast is intended for adults only. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.

Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians).

Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

Created and written by Adam Goldman, directed by Alan Cumming, and produced by Broadway Video, Club Cumming Productions, and Adam Goldman, Hot White Heist stars Saturday Night Live’s Bowen Yang, along with Cynthia Nixon, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, and Brian McCook as Katya Zamolodchikova.

Hot White Heist returns for season 2 on March 7! Pre-Order now
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Episodes
  • Episode 0: Trailer

    Episode 0: Trailer
    Jun 1 2021
    This original podcast will be available on June 17th.

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?
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    1 min
  • Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

    Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker
    Jun 17 2021
    The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.
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    32 mins
  • Episode 2: I'm In

    Episode 2: I'm In
    Jun 17 2021
    Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.
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    23 mins
Adam Goldman
Alan Cumming

About the Creator

Adam Goldman is the Brooklyn-based writer and director of The Outs and Whatever This Is. His work has been featured by The New York Times, Interview Magazine, the Paley Center for Media, and many others. He was named one of the 50 funniest people in Brooklyn by Brooklyn Magazine.

About the Director

Alan Cumming has performed with Jay Z and Liza with a Z; he has won a Tony, hosted the Tonys, and been nominated for an Emmy for doing so; he has a bar called Club Cumming and a soap called Cumming in a Bar; and he made back-to-back films with Stanley Kubrick and the Spice Girls; he has played God, the devil, Hitler, the pope, a teleporting superhero, Hamlet, all the parts in Macbeth, General Batista of Cuba, a goat opposite Sean Connery, Dionysus, a Smurf (twice), the emcee in Cabaret (thrice), a James Bond baddie—oh, and political spinmeister Eli Gold on seven seasons of The Good Wife, for which he received multiple Golden Globe, Emmy, and SAG award nominations; he is the author of five books, including a #1 New York Times best-selling memoir. He played the first-ever gay leading role on an US network drama, CBS's Instinct. He appeared on Sesame Street, Dora the Explorer, topless in Playgirl, and naked on the cover of his second album.
He has received over 40 awards for his humanitarianism and social activism, three honorary doctorates, both the Great Scot and Icon of Scotland awards from his homeland, and was made an OBE (Officer of the British Empire) for his contributions to the arts and LBGT equality by the Queen, whose portrait was taken down when his was unveiled at the Scottish National Portrait Gallery in 2014.
He has sung in concert halls across the globe, including the Sydney Opera House, the London Palladium, the Hollywood Bowl, and Carnegie Hall. Billboard said of his show Alan Cumming Sings Sappy Songs, "He's an icon to behold—he is unapologetically himself, and with a talent like that, he has no need to apologize."

Bowen Yang
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About the Performer

Bowen Yang returned to Saturday Night Live for his second season as a cast member after joining the show as a staff writer in Season 44. Yang is a comedian, writer, and actor based in New York. He is the cohost of the acclaimed podcast Las Culturistas and its live show, I Don’t Think So Honey, which has sold out multiple venues nationally and been featured on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and Today. Yang has appeared as a guest star on HBO’s High Maintenance, Comedy Central’s Broad City, and the feature Isn’t It Romantic, and most recently had a recurring role in the Comedy Central series Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens. Yang is from Aurora, Colorado.

Credits

Hot White Heist is an Audible Original, produced by Broadway Video and Club Cumming Production.
Created and written by Adam Goldman
Directed by Alan Cumming
Executive producers: Britta von Schoeler for Broadway Video
Producers: by Mark Valdez for Broadway Video; Alan Cumming, Daniel Nardicio, and Sam Benedict for Club Cumming Productions; and Adam Goldman
Associate producer: Gabriella Mezzacappa for Broadway Video
Executive producers for Audible: Ian Stearns and Matthew Patterson
Executive in charge for Audible: Najen Naylor
Story consulting by Zack Bornstein, Brandon Scott Jones, Grace Kuhlenschmidt, Brittani Nichols, Larry Owens, Nori Reed, Josh Sharp, and Jes Tom
Sound design and mixing: Jeremy S. Bloom
Original music and score: Charlie Rosen
Editor Dan Timmons
Vocal performances:
Bowen Yang as JUDY FINK
Cynthia Nixon as KATE
Shannon Woodward as JACK
MJ Rodriguez as EVE
Bianca del Rio as TOBY
Cheyenne Jackson as BEN
Abbi Jacobson as SAM
Jane Lynch as BRENDA
Margaret Cho as VIOLET
Stephanie Beatriz as HOLLY
Jonathan Bailey as EDDIE
John Cameron Mitchell as ORLOV
Brian McCook as Katya Zamolodchikova as SOROKIN
Peppermint as CAMILLA TOE
Alan Cumming as SASS
And Tony Kushner as Himself
Additional voice performances:
Eva Victor
Patrick Vaill
Joel Perez
Sophie Santos
Hunter Canning
Julie Slater

Credits (cont.)

Casting: Mark Valdez
Writers assistant and script supervisor: Julia Ireland
Music for "Come Get It" composed and produced by Charlie Rosen, lyrics by Adam Goldman, and mixed by Danny Blume
Musical performances: Tiffany Mann, Bryan Carter, Bryan Davis, Reginald Chapman, Josh Plotner, Kyra Sims, and Laura Sacks
Business affairs: Ali Bengochea and Anne-Marie Kabia
Finance and accounting: Mike Newburger, Howard Groudan, Tonia Sawyer, and Melissa Ludeman
Recorded at Sound Lounge, Soundtrack NY, LA Studios, Margarita Mix Hollywood, Brighton Voice Studios, and Portia Street Studios
Foley production: by Alchemy Post Sound
Foley artist: Joanna Fang
Foley mixer: Connor Nagy
Sound engineering: Patrick Christensen, Hunter Berk, Oleg Belogorsky, Andre Kelman, Carlos Sotolongo, Tristan Warren, Justin Langlands, and CJ Ballesteros
Special thanks: Erin David, Toye Adegboro, Jack Sullivan, Sophie Barrio, Marlon Calbi,Matthew Brown, Jennifer Conway, Rob Browning, Emily Gilmer, Jane Curry, Ilya Lozovsky, Zoe Piel, Caden Salvata, David Abramovitz, Gabriel Bloomfield, Daniel Powell, Isaac Jones, Chelsea Daniel, Eric Hirsch, Dylan Keefe, and Morgan Volk

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Now THIS is original. More of this please.

I wish there were more originals like this one. So many are a let down but this... this was a MasterClass in what this format should be about.

For He/she/them/they et al. This was a absolute joy no matter the pronoun.

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just what I needed for a good laugh

nice and light! made me laugh. great narration and story. perfect getaway from real life.

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HILARIOUS!

so much talent packed into 6 episodes. funny take on a heist genre. love.

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Love love love!!!

This was great!! I loved the cast and it was hilarious!!! Please create another heist for them to do!! Awesomeness!!♥️😁🙏🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

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Absolutely Fab!

I loved it. The end came too soon. Can we please have more from the same cast.

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Great actors, great story, fun quick and easy listening. Loved it. Minimum 15 word requirement

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Exquisitely Witty, Contemporary & Wry Funny Caper

Recommended by Alan, it had to be cool and contemporary; and it certainly is. Funny, clever broadbased humor and not just for a queer audience. In fact, this could be a wonderful bridge to more respectful and happy coexistence through rapier, urbane comedy.

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Fun!

Just a really good time. Escape your every day drama and go for a wild ride full of laughs.

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delightful gay nonsense

THANK YOU FOR THIS. IT'S HILARIOUS.

I enjoyed it a ton, wish I wouldn't have slept on it.

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what a fun story!

Honestly, the feel of it reminded me of Heads Will Roll, which I loved. I love the sassy banter of the characters as well as the offhand comments and satire of the gay stereotypes. This will definitely be a repeat listen of mine.

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