Episodes

  • The Blair Witch Project (1999) FEAT. Rachel Hurwitz and Stephanie Cunningham
    Sep 2 2024

    In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary...A year later their footage was found.
    This week while Jeff is away, Steve is joined by two special guests, Rachel Hurwitz and Stephanie Cunningham, as they breakdown the movie that brought the found footage technique back into the publics eye and has had a lasting effect on the genre to this day, The Blair Witch Project!

    Timecodes
    We Have Guests: 0:00
    Some Blair Witch Background: 8:05
    The Blair Witch Project Discussion: 15:47
    Blair Trivia Project: 1:02:33
    Final Thoughts: 1:10:38
    Sequel Talk (Spoilers): 1:23:46
    Ratings: 1:29:32
    Tops & Bottoms: 1:33:58
    Steve Does His Best: 1:36:58

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • Alien: Romulus (2024)
    Aug 27 2024

    When a group of young space colonist in search of a better life break into what appears to be an abandoned space, they soon find themselves facing off with some of the deadliest creatures known in the universe

    Timecodes
    We're in Spaaace: 0:00
    Steve and Jeff Talk The Franchise: 5:45
    Alien Romulus Discussion: 11:00
    Final Boy Final Thoughts: 1:14:51
    Ratings: 1:22:56
    Final Boys Friends Final Thoughts: 1:25:30
    Tops & Bottoms: 1:28:32
    We Got A Review: 1:34:36

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Comic-Con, Trailer Talk & Trap Review
    Aug 19 2024

    Hey Horror Heads, it's time again for your weekly dose of horror news! Jeff details his experience at Comic-Con 2024, the boys discuss some of the latest movie trailers and Steve gives a spoiler free review of the new M. Night Shyamalan horror thriller Trap.

    Timecodes

    We're Banking Them: 0:00
    Horror Hour: 3:11
    Our Man In The Field Jeff At Comic-Con: 3:30
    Trailer Talk
    Subservience & AfrAId: 10:25
    Mouse Trap: 16:29
    In a Violent Nature Bluray & Sequel Updates: 21:25
    MaXXXine Streaming:25:58
    Heart 2 Heart Trap Review (Spoiler Free): 28:38
    Immaculate Review (Spoiler Free): 36:27
    The Hot Take Hotline: 38:47
    The Wrap Up: 48:36

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    54 mins
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
    Aug 12 2024

    1, 2, Your Favorite Final Boys are coming for you, with a very special 100th Episode! And what better way to celebrate this milestone than by talking about one of horrors greatest slasher icons, Freddy Krueger in A Nightmare on Elm Street.
    Nancy Thompson and her friends begin having nightmares with one thing in common, they are being stalked by a man in a hat, wearing a red and green sweater and wielding a glove with knifes. When things that happen in the dream world start affecting their actual lives, Nancy takes matters into her own hands before Freddy can take their lives with his.

    Timecodes
    Happy 100 Episodes: 0:00
    A Nightmare on Elm Street Discussion: 7:25
    Alternate Endings: 59:27
    Final Boy Final Thoughts: 1:01:29
    Rating: 1:10:41
    Favorite Kill: 1:11:55
    Tops & Bottoms: 1:17:16
    Here's to 100 More Episodes:1:19:34

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Child's Play 3 (1991)
    Aug 5 2024

    You know how that saying goes, you can’t keep a Good Guy down. And that’s just the case with Chucky in Child’s Play 3. Everyone’s favorite serial killer in a dolls body returns but this time he has his sights set on a new body with which to return. It’s now up to Andy to put a stop to Charles Lee Ray once and for all.

    Timecodes
    Jeff Brings Fun, Friendship & Gifts: 0:00
    Child's Play 3 Discussion: 5:05
    Final Boys Final Thoughts: 56:19
    Favorite Kill: 1:06:33
    Rating: 1:08:25
    Tops & Bottoms: 1:12:52
    Coming Next Week: 1:14:54

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Barely The News, Alien: Earth & Our Longlegs Reviews
    Jul 29 2024

    Your Favorite Final Boys cover some of the more recent horror news going-on's that include the prequel to Rosemary's Baby, Apartment 7A, the newest chapter in the Alien franchise, Alien: Earth and finally a spoiler free review of Longlegs.

    Timecodes

    This Train is Off the Tracks: 0:00
    Ants in Jeff's Pants: 4:22
    Apartment 7A Prequel: 4:56
    Hell House LLC Lineage teaser: 8:49
    Alien Earth Has Wrapped Filming: 13:58
    Jaws Lego Set is Arriving: 19:20
    Longlegs Review (Spoiler Free): 22:51
    A Weird Ending To A Weird Episode: 31:58

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    39 mins
  • Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
    Jul 23 2024

    Pinhead is back! But this time, he is meaner than ever as he has been split from his human half and is out to unleash his fury in the big city. Now the fate of humanity rest with Joey Summerskill (a up & coming reporter) and Elliot Spencer (Pinheads human half) to end Pinhead’s terror before he releases Hell on Earth.

    Timecodes

    Jeff & Steve Hit The Town: 0:00
    Hellraiser III Discussion: 2:02
    Hellraiser III Final Thoughts: 1:07:28
    Favorite Kills: 1:18:24
    Rating: 1:20:06
    Tops & Bottoms: 1:25:08
    Hey, Thanks: 1:29:08

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Hellboy: The Crooked Man, The Monkey & VHS Beyond
    Jul 15 2024

    It's Monday and you know what that means! It's time for your weekly dose of Horror Hour News! Your two favorite Final Boys cover a slew of brand new horror movie trailers, talk about some upcoming horror projects and answer a few calls from the Hot Take Hotline.

    EDITOR NOTE: The memory card is acting up again so there is a unavoidable skip in the audio around 28:07 during the SOULM8TE news. We apologize.

    Timecodes

    Enema of the State: 0:00
    Jeff Does a Frasier: 5:31
    Lets Shotgun Some Trailers: 9:54
    Hellboy The Crooked Man Trailer: 16:40
    More Dexter Prequel Castings: 20:24
    The Monkey: 23:53
    SOULM8TE: 26:42
    V/H/S BEYOND: 29:11
    Possession Is Getting Remade: 31:33
    Longlegs Phone Call: 33:51
    Hot Take Hotline: 36:39
    Jeff Does a Diddy: 41:57


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    49 mins