Episodes

  • TGIF 6/6/25 (w/ Kendrick Tucker): The Cuties Play Russian Roulette!

    TGIF 6/6/25 (w/ Kendrick Tucker): The Cuties Play Russian Roulette!
    Jun 6 2025
    What a week, Cuties! Avril Lavigne… or Melissa, flies, home improvement projects, and Harriet Tubman got the Cute Ones through their weeks, but now they’re here with Kendrick to break down the week’s hottest (per them) headlines. The three discuss Patti Lupone’s apology, Paige DeSorbo’s new nightwear, and Julia Stiles trying to fxck her dad. Also, Donny and Chelsea want to go back on Kendrick’s podcast, so give Kendrick 5 stars! THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone INTRODUCTION 4:20 Donny’s sobriety update (Day 67) 6:00 Avril Lavigne Concert / Melissa Conspiracy Theory 10:10 Oh, Mary! Celebrity sightings 10:45 Skinnytok (trigger warning: ED) 14:20 Chelsea has electricity in her house! 15:30 LIVE SHOW NEWS!!!!! HEADLINES W/ KENDRICK TUCKER 19:30 Chelsea & Donny are banned from Kendrick’s show :( 20:40 Love Island 22:00 Blake vs. Justin 23:15 Broadway News: Beetlejuice, Hell’s Kitchen, & the latest with Patti LuPone 29:00 Paige Desorbo/Bravocon/RHOA 34:30 Jonathon Joss 35:00 Cutie of the Week To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • Predestination w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Are Their Own Grandpa!)

    Predestination w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Are Their Own Grandpa!)
    Jun 2 2025
    To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • TGIF 5/30/25: The Cuties Try Out Toxic Positivity!

    TGIF 5/30/25: The Cuties Try Out Toxic Positivity!
    May 30 2025
    To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    38 mins
  • A Goofy Movie (The Cuties Hate The Beatles!)

    A Goofy Movie (The Cuties Hate The Beatles!)
    May 26 2025
    It’s a High Holy Day! Chelsea’s phone is broken, and she’s forced to get a new one. But also, the Cute Ones are watching “A Goofy Movie” (a movie not really about Goofy, but about his son) in honor of its 30th anniversary. Max isn’t dead yet, so the duo cover women who fish, last day of school assemblies, white trash activities, and other worldly monsters. Also, is it okay to find your Dad attractive? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • TGIF 5/23/25: The Cuties Plan a Jail Break!

    TGIF 5/23/25: The Cuties Plan a Jail Break!
    May 23 2025
    Donny is 50 days sober, so emotionally, he's zooting (look it up) himself up in space, while Chelsea is making sure liquor store employees listen to the podcast, forcing people to watch MILF Manor, and making fun of people's speech impediments - to their face. Also, the Cute Ones discuss the Gemini Jail Break and check in on Blake Lively. Cuties, if you love yourself... DO NOT see "Hurry Up Tomorrow." This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc. com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    40 mins
  • I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (The Cuties Get Political!)

    I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (The Cuties Get Political!)
    May 19 2025
    This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc. com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • TGIF 5/16/25 (w/ Fixing Famous People): The Cuties Piss Off Chris Franjola!

    TGIF 5/16/25 (w/ Fixing Famous People): The Cuties Piss Off Chris Franjola!
    May 16 2025
    Donny and Chelsea waste no time shooting the elephants in the room (and they don’t include breakaway pants), and then Chelsea teaches an etiquette course before Chris DeRosa and Dominick Pupa of “Fixing Famous People” Podcast join them. The quartet discuss the trailer to Ryan Murphy (and Kim Kardashian’s) “All’s Fair,” Sonja Morgan’s dinner, and the logistics of one woman shows. Also - shit has officially been talked about Donny and Chelsea. (All press is good press!) TIMESTAMPS INTRO 3:30 donny’s new tattoo 6:00 health update 9:00 donny’s dating adventures, chelsea’s PI business & etiquette lessons 12:30 celebrity sightings 16:00 “forever” tv show FIXING FAMOUS PEOPLE 19:00 renee rapp/leann rimes check in 21:30 ryan murphy’s “all’s fair” 26:00 sonja morgan’s latest oopsie/chris and dominic’s inside scoop on the housewives 34:00 cuties of the week 38:00 chris franjola talked shit about us? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 mins
  • What Lies Beneath (The Cuties Summon a Demon!)

    What Lies Beneath (The Cuties Summon a Demon!)
    May 12 2025
    To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
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