Episodes

  • TGIF 11/22/24: Wicked Premiere, Aliens in the Ocean, & Getting Nasty in Nashville!

    TGIF 11/22/24: Wicked Premiere, Aliens in the Ocean, & Getting Nasty in Nashville!
    Nov 22 2024
    This podcast is sponsored by EveryPlate! For 50% off your first box, go to EveryPlate.com/Podcast and enter code cuteone599! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Pleasantville (The Cuties Ask Where's My Dinner????)

    Pleasantville (The Cuties Ask Where's My Dinner????)
    Nov 18 2024
    Chelsea is lucky the Cute Ones are back in the ‘50s this week because Donny is unable to use swear words when he curses her out this week. Because - as luck would have it - Chelsea ignored him yet again and he turned out to be absolutely right. As the two watch Pleasantville, they debate about the best Spiderman, hypothesize what they’d do with magical powers, and wondering what slurs the Pleasantville residents say. Also - does being invited to every party make you a popular girl? (Not if you’re Melissa Joan Hart). This podcast is sponsored by EveryPlate! For 50% off your first box, go to EveryPlate.com/Podcast and enter code cuteone599! For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • TGIF 11/15/24: People's Sexiest Man Alive FLOP, Barbie's Wicked Oopsie & Drinking a Few Sips of H20!

    TGIF 11/15/24: People's Sexiest Man Alive FLOP, Barbie's Wicked Oopsie & Drinking a Few Sips of H20!
    Nov 15 2024
    It's Friday, Cuties. And this week Chelsea and Donny cover a LOT of ground....and yet, nothing at all. Listen closely and you just might hear a baby ghost. Fun! This episode is sponsored by Ro. Go to ro.co/cuteone to find out if you’re covered for free! For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Charlie's Angels (The Cuties Are Off to the Races!)

    Charlie's Angels (The Cuties Are Off to the Races!)
    Nov 11 2024
    Good morning, Angels! The Cute Ones are off to the races this week as they watch the quintessential Charlie’s Angels, the Lucy Liu, my girl Drew, and Cameron D film (you may remember it if you were in a hotel with Chelsea on molly after a music festival). The movie gets the duo talking about John Wayne, The Girls Next Door, Donny’s hot UPS man, the Wicked Shiz University student IDs, and dance circle competitions. Also, a deep dive of early 2000’s fashion is held. This episode is sponsored by Ro. Go to ro.co/cuteone to find out if you’re covered for free! For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • TGIF 11/8/24: A Much Needed Post Election Hehe Haha Kiki

    TGIF 11/8/24: A Much Needed Post Election Hehe Haha Kiki
    Nov 8 2024
    TGIF, Cuties. Donny and Chelsea's morals are great this week - nor is their morale - so instead of covering this week's hot topics, they're giggling their way through Cutie-submitted questions. For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    38 mins
  • Dick w/ Ryan Bailey (The Cuties Take a Mental Health Break!)

    Dick w/ Ryan Bailey (The Cuties Take a Mental Health Break!)
    Nov 4 2024
    It's election week and... things aren't going well in Chelsea and Donny's brains. The Cuties are not letting Dick run their life, but they are letting Ryan Bailey (someone who likes to eat ass on camera) celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Watergate with them by recapping the 1999 Kirsten Dunst/Michelle Williams movie, "Dick." Ryan spends the episode trying to figure out who the target audience was for this movie while Chelsea spends the episode giving history lessons. Then, Ryan shares a story about his worst date and Donny educates them on the early 2000s gay porn, "The Hole." Also - were Pepe and a pimp involved in Watergate? To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteone (This episode originally aired in July of 2022!) Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • TGIF 11/1/24: Election Week Spirals, Crescent City Book Report, & How to Gaybait!

    TGIF 11/1/24: Election Week Spirals, Crescent City Book Report, & How to Gaybait!
    Nov 1 2024
    We’re fine. We’re great. (Not really.) After a hard week, Chelsea threw the party of the century that left Donny jealous. But the week also included Octavia Spencer - as Ma - endorsing Kamala Harris, Nick Cannon’s insecurities about marrying Mariah Carey, Vicki Gunvulson’s deal with the Devil, and Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum’s separation. Also, Donny educates on the best ways to gaybait as Chelsea begins a new book club - Sarah J. Maas’s Crescent City series. Finally, Donny is begging you and everyone you’ve ever watched to watch The Wasp (the best movie he’s ever seen? Besides Ma - has it been 10 years yet?) After this episode, you’ll never think of clams again. For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    42 mins
  • The Addams Family (The Cuties Make Donny's Coworker Mad!)

    The Addams Family (The Cuties Make Donny's Coworker Mad!)
    Oct 28 2024
    The Cute Ones may look the best they’ve looked all month, but they do have some issues…for starters, Chelsea couldn’t dress like Joan Cusack for this episode, and to make matters worse - Donny doesn’t know how to make his Wednesday Addams costume slutty. But wardrobe problems aside, the duo discuss The Addams Family, as well as teachers with glass eyes and wooden legs, the beauty of Anna Chulmsky, tax write offs, bad posture, and how fun it would be to con a family. Cuties, if you know the logistics of the Addams Family, please let Donny know - ARE THEY DEAD? And answer this question: Is Merida from Brave pretty? For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins