Episodes

  • TGIF 9/20/24: Trump vs. Taylor Swift, Pixar is Toxic, & Tootie the Tooth Fairy Gets a New Pair of Earrings!

    TGIF 9/20/24: Trump vs. Taylor Swift, Pixar is Toxic, & Tootie the Tooth Fairy Gets a New Pair of Earrings!
    Sep 20 2024
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    38 mins
  • The House Bunny (The Cuties Love Feminism!)

    The House Bunny (The Cuties Love Feminism!)
    Sep 16 2024
    After watching a movie that somehow Chelsea and Donny both enjoyed this week, Chelsea tries to ruin it by talking about feminism right off the bat. Unfortunately for her, this movie has a second message that Donny can fully support. But the duo bonds over learning lyrics, their origin story, Donny’s history with Chris Daughtry, and the way to impress them at karaoke. Also, if you recently meant Chelsea, she is keeping a burn book about you. Finally, the Cute Ones brainstorm how they would have got rid of Stuart Little. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • TGIF 9/13/24: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, JonBonet Ramsey Theories, & Why Emily Gilmore is Supreme!

    TGIF 9/13/24: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, JonBonet Ramsey Theories, & Why Emily Gilmore is Supreme!
    Sep 13 2024
    Chelsea and Donny are trying to be grown ups this week, including not soiling themselves, doing some banking, contemplating getting a kitten, and having A-Ha moments. This week also brought us the Presidential debate, the VMAs, Rachel Zoe’s divorce, and Kendrick Lamar being announced as the Super Bowl halftime performer, but the duo won’t be talking about that - instead, Donny finds an excuse to discuss JonBenet Ramsey and the new Brandy movie, and Chelsea has been binge watching “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,” and she can’t stop talking about it. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Little Black Book (The Cuties Traumatize Their Exes!)

    Little Black Book (The Cuties Traumatize Their Exes!)
    Sep 9 2024
    Brittany Murphy isn’t the only crazy bxtch in this episode, Cuties. Little Black Book may have had Chelsea pacing through her house, but it’s nothing compared to how she and Donny have made their exes sweat in the past. However… that’s nothing compared to Donny actively bleeding from the head through this recording. It may cost $450 to rent a moon bounce, but that won’t stop this duo from getting one (and a lie detector test.) Also, can we remake Gilmore Girls starring Holly Hunter? (While we’re at it, back the Clueless TV show!) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • TGIF 9/6/24: Psychics and Sex Clubs, One Tree Hill Reboot Drama, & Why is No One Talking About Those Astronauts Stuck in Space???

    TGIF 9/6/24: Psychics and Sex Clubs, One Tree Hill Reboot Drama, & Why is No One Talking About Those Astronauts Stuck in Space???
    Sep 6 2024
    Happy Friday, Cuties and Fallen Angels! You should be successful 100% of the time, so we hope you want to be thrown in chaos right now… because this episode will make sure you’re successful at it. Get felt up in an escape room for an hour and pull up a chair because this week was full of headlines: the anniversary of Obama’s tan suit, the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice premiere, the end of brat summer, and strange noises coming from Butch Wilmore’s stranded Boeing ship. Then, Chelsea lies about being a Gavin DeGraw fan when the One Tree Hill reboot is discussed. Also, Donny’s lip may be uneven, much like Shannen Doherty’s eyeball. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    39 mins
  • Mystery Men (The Cuties Eat Mayo!)

    Mystery Men (The Cuties Eat Mayo!)
    Sep 2 2024
    With the break from movies over, it’s time for Donny to confess something to Chelsea. Consider it revenge for her picking a movie longer than 2 hours. More revenge is dished out when Donny shares details about his lust for Ben Stiller while discussing Mystery Men. Also, Chelsea is not a supportive spouse but Donny is a gassy one. Perhaps it’s the grocery store-bought tuna melts. And remember: when you doubt your powers, you give powers to your doubts. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • TGIF 8/30/24: Tom Girardi is Guilty, Channing Tatum Hates Laundry, & Raccoons Howling at the Moon!

    TGIF 8/30/24: Tom Girardi is Guilty, Channing Tatum Hates Laundry, & Raccoons Howling at the Moon!
    Aug 30 2024
    Now that the horse party is over, silence is officially upon us, but not for long if Donny gets his way and shouts slurs at the start of every episode. And if Chelsea gets her way… you’ll be seeing a lot of raccoons. But besides that, the US Open began, Oasis is possibly reuniting, and a Baywatch documentary premiered. Also, Chelsea only had to bring up Truman Capote once to get Donny interested in the Haley Jakobson “Old Enough” drama. Also, Channing Tatum doesn’t do laundry. Or didn’t in 1999. Donny surely doesn’t know. #TeamSharpay If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    39 mins
  • Clueless w/ Dakota Wright (The Cuties Do Extra Credit!)

    Clueless w/ Dakota Wright (The Cuties Do Extra Credit!)
    Aug 26 2024
    Best is different than favorite, but Dakota Wright is here to prove that Clueless is both! While Dakota is our self-identified Cher, Donny shares how he would get extra credit by telling his teachers he was getting extra credit. Then, the three discuss the worst mid-party makeovers, cooking on dates, backseat drivers, and failing the driver's test. Also, Chelsea reveals more family secrets. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! (This episode originally aired 5/8/2023) Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins