Episodes

  • S1E19 - Valerie Tulle
    Apr 11 2025

    Sandile and Fadzai are blasting in from the past with the first of the Heretics, Valerie Tulle.

    Introduced as one of the antagonists in the seventh season of The Vampire Diaries (though first appearing towards the end of the sixth), Valerie was a witch from the Gemini coven in the mid-1800s - a siphon, born without magic of her own, only able to take it from other sources. She and five other siphons were taken in by Lily Salvatore after being exiled by their coven, and through differing circumstances they were all turned into witch/vampire hybrids known as Heretics. After drawing too much attention to themselves with their feeding habits, though, they were imprisoned along with Lily in a prison world in 1903 by the Gemini coven.

    Once back in the real world in present day, Valerie is loathe to adjust to the modern world, and along with her family becomes at odds with the Mystic Falls Gang as they begin causing trouble in town. Amidst the conflict is also her lingering care for Stefan Salvatore from their past relationship in the 1860s, cut short when she was kept from returning to him by Lily's manipulative partner, Julian. Despite her many complex dramas, though, Valerie handles herself with a cool and calculated energy that makes her one of the more fun parts of the season.


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of domestic violence, familial abandonment, feticide (intentional causing of a miscarriage), mental coercion and manipulation, physical and mental abuse, racism, sexual abuse, assault and related victim blaming, and suicide.


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    Check out "Call to the Dark", Sandile's supernatural horror fiction podcast, wherever you listen!

    Podcast: Call to the Dark

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    2 hrs and 59 mins
  • S1E18 - The Originals (Part 3)
    Mar 28 2025

    Out the back door! Fadzai and Sandile close out with final appearances of The Mikaelson siblings, aka The Originals.

    Introduced over seasons 2 and 3 of The Vampire Diaries, the Originals are the children of Esther (a witch from 10th-century Norway) and Mikael (her Viking husband), who brought them to far-back America in hopes of a better life. After their youngest sibling dies in an accidental werewolf attack, their parents make the fateful decision to turn them into the first ever vampires, from which all others would thereafter be descended.

    In present day, the Originals become antagonists to the Mystic Falls Gang - primarily through Klaus Mikaelson, and his pursuit of Elena Gilbert as a magical doppelganger - and are further embroiled as more powerful figures come along. On the back of their immense popularity as characters, they exit the show by the end of its fourth season to star in their own eponymous spin-off series.


    (This episode focuses on Elijah, Rebekah, Klaus, and Kol in season 4.)


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of emotional abuse, ethnic erasure, homophobia, mental coercion and manipulation, misogyny, misogynoir, physical abuse, racism, sexual abuse and assault, stalking, suicide and suicidal ideation, supremacy, and torture.


    Audio Note: Slightly lower quality to Fadzai's audio, with occasional drops that have been artificially amplified, but still audible for most of the episode. For a partial transcript of the key moments that may be difficult to hear, scroll to the episode 18 section of our Refs and Links page: IWAA S1


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    Check out "Call to the Dark", Sandile's supernatural horror fiction podcast, premiering 6th April @ 6PM SAST wherever you listen!

    Podcast: Call to the Dark

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    3 hrs and 20 mins
  • SPIN-OFF: Boy Bands, Sebastian Stan, Franchesca Ramsey
    Mar 14 2025

    Spin-off! Your hosts talk boy bands of the '90s and 2010s, the storied career of Sebastian Stan, and Franchesca Ramsey's musical takedown of bigots. Also: comics Captain America's gay best friend, music genre revival, and a looot of Game of Thrones.


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of homophobia and queer erasure, Nazism and supremacist ideals, pedophilia (and ephebophilia), racism, and sexism.


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    Chapters:

    (00:05) - Boy bands of the '90s and 2010s

    (03:40) - Sebastian Roche, Fringe, Once Upon a Time

    (04:40) - The storied career of Sebastian Stan

    (07:05) - Captain America's gay best friend, Arnie Roth

    (08:45) - Franchesca Ramsey and the "Leopards" song


    (10:32) - Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Heads Will Roll"

    (13:43) - Jessica Jones, CA: Winter Soldier, enchanced people in the MCU

    (15:21) - The Drifters' "Save the Last Dance" and musical genre revival

    (17:22) - Doctor Doom and Kylo Ren unable to keep a disguise

    (18:59) - Game of Thrones: Race and Ethnicity

    (20:12) - More Game of Thrones: Infidelity and Nobility

    (22:08) - Even more Game of Thrones: Layers of Evil

    (23:30) - Game of Thrones for the last time but it's just Cersei slander

    (24:30) - The CW and relationships with a concerning age dynamic

    (25:30) - Pretty Little Liars' various imported actors

    (26:30) - Shay Mitchell, Trese, and the Hi Nay Podcast

    (27:30) - Covers of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

    (28:38) - Southern African names in Western context

    (30:44) - Daniella Monet's "Chicago" and North American geography

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    33 mins
  • S1E18 - The Originals (Part 2)
    Mar 14 2025

    All in the family! Fadzai and Sandile peer into the reunion of The Mikaelson siblings, aka The Originals.

    Introduced over seasons 2 and 3 of The Vampire Diaries, the Originals are the children of Esther (a witch from 10th-century Norway) and Mikael (her Viking husband), who brought them to far-back America in hopes of a better life. After their youngest sibling dies in an accidental werewolf attack, their parents make the fateful decision to turn them into the first ever vampires, from which all others would thereafter be descended.

    In present day, the Originals become antagonists to the Mystic Falls Gang - primarily through Klaus Mikaelson, and his pursuit of Elena Gilbert as a magical doppelganger - and are further embroiled as more powerful figures come along. On the back of their immense popularity as characters, they exit the show by the end of its fourth season to star in their own eponymous spin-off series.


    (This episode focuses on Elijah, Rebekah, Klaus, Finn, and Kol in season 3B.)


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of emotional abuse, ethnic erasure, homophobia, mental coercion and manipulation, misogyny, misogynoir, physical abuse, racism, sexual abuse and assault, stalking, suicidal ideation, supremacy, and torture.


    Questions, queries, or just to say hi!

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    3 hrs and 19 mins
  • S1E18 - The Originals (Part 1)
    Feb 28 2025

    Fadzai and Sandile embrace immortal family dysfunction with The Mikaelson siblings, aka The Originals.

    Introduced over seasons 2 and 3 of The Vampire Diaries, the Originals are the children of Esther (a witch from 10th-century Norway) and Mikael (her Viking husband), who brought them to far-back America in hopes of a better life. After their youngest sibling dies in an accidental werewolf attack, their parents make the fateful decision to turn them into the first ever vampires, from which all others would thereafter be descended.

    In present day, the Originals become antagonists to the Mystic Falls Gang - primarily through Klaus Mikaelson, and his pursuit of Elena Gilbert as a magical doppelganger - and are further embroiled as more powerful figures come along. On the back of their immense popularity as characters, they exit the show by the end of its fourth season to star in their own eponymous spin-off series.


    (This episode focuses on Elijah, Rebekah, and Klaus in seasons 2 and 3A.)


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of emotional abuse, ethnic erasure, homophobia, mental coercion and manipulation, misogyny, misogynoir, Nazism and supremacist ideals, physical abuse, racism, sexual abuse and assault, stalking, suicidal ideation, and torture.


    Questions, queries, or just to say hi!

    E-mail: animalattackpod@gmail.com

    Refs and Links: IWAA S1


    All our online stuff!

    Podcast: It Was an Animal Attack

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    3 hrs and 53 mins
  • SPIN-OFF: The Substance, Superman, Doctor Who
    Feb 14 2025

    Spin-off! Your hosts talk The Substance, Hollywood ageism and body standards, selling Superman and Clark Kent, and Doctor Who and its treatment of Martha Jones. Also: Korrasami discourse, South African villains on The Flash, the casting of Scream 7, and She-Hulk's most iconic episodes.


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of ageism, body image, homophobia, racism, and violence against women.


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    Chapters:

    (00:05) - The Substance (2024), Hollywood, and ageism

    (02:54) - Male body standards in film and television

    (04:58) - Superman and actors that can sell Clark Kent

    (06:17) - Doctor Who and the mistreatment of Martha Jones


    (10:32) - Did YOU see Korrasami coming?

    (12:04) - Kendrick Sampson, The Flash, Kim Engelbrecht

    (14:04) - A Saltburn (2023) that actually makes sense

    (15:14) - Actors who chose to sign on for Scream 7

    (16:14) - Scarlett Byrne and her Harry Potter feature

    (17:14) - Rich white authors holding onto teen BS

    (18:20) - Teen drama obsession with student/teacher relationships

    (20:15) - Are they really talking about the legal status of polygamy?

    (22:03) - Twilight's weird vampire baby nonsense

    (23:27) - She-Hulk's most iconic episodes

    (24:29) - Angela Bassett in American Horror Story: Coven

    (25:29) - Check out the local production of Dear Evan Hansen!

    (26:29) - Sandile gets a bunch of classic literature wrong

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    27 mins
  • S1E17 - Caroline Forbes (Part 4)
    Feb 14 2025

    Hold on tight! Sandile and Fadzai careen into a distant and different future with Caroline Forbes.

    A main character of The Vampire Diaries, Caroline is introduced as one of Elena Gilbert's best friends, though slightly removed from her as compared to Bonnie Bennett. Her time in the show's first season largely deals with her insecurity around Elena, and with others' opinions of her, as well as her pursuit of romance while ignorant of the supernatural goings-on in Mystic Falls.

    The second season begins with her transition into a vampire, which transforms Caroline both as a person and as a character becoming more involved in the main plot. She quickly becomes the most well-adjusted of the vampires in the Mystic Falls Gang, shedding a lot of her past issues and growing into a stronger, self-asserted, and caring woman - rivaling few as the best character on the show.


    (This episode focuses on Caroline in seasons 7 and 8.)


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of child endangerment, grief and loss, homophobia, mass murder, mental coercion and manipulation, miscarriage, physical abuse, racism, sexual abuse, assault and related victim blaming, suicide and suicidal ideation, and torture.


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    3 hrs and 7 mins
  • S1E17 - Caroline Forbes (Part 3)
    Jan 31 2025

    Loved and lost! Sandile and Fadzai experience the years of significant change with Caroline Forbes.

    A main character of The Vampire Diaries, Caroline is introduced as one of Elena Gilbert's best friends, though slightly removed from her as compared to Bonnie Bennett. Her time in the show's first season largely deals with her insecurity around Elena, and with others' opinions of her, as well as her pursuit of romance while ignorant of the supernatural goings-on in Mystic Falls.

    The second season begins with her transition into a vampire, which transforms Caroline both as a person and as a character becoming more involved in the main plot. She quickly becomes the most well-adjusted of the vampires in the Mystic Falls Gang, shedding a lot of her past issues and growing into a stronger, self-asserted, and caring woman - rivaling few as the best character on the show.


    (This episode focuses on Caroline in seasons 5 and 6.)


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of grief and loss, homophobia, mental coercion and manipulation, physical abuse, racism, sexual abuse, assault and related victim blaming, stalking, suicide and suicidal ideation, and torture.


    Questions, queries, or just to say hi!

    E-mail: animalattackpod@gmail.com

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    All our online stuff!

    Podcast: It Was an Animal Attack

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    3 hrs and 54 mins
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