This week, Johnny and The Gang find out about the greatest of great musical rivalries, there’s Chippy Chat in this week's Tradesman Talk, and listener Tony shares some shockingly lazy pie-based laziness.

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This week, you posh up, there are more made-up phrases in Pigs & Troughs, and ants are smuggled.

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This week, Johnny and the gang find out about an extraordinary story of Ginger the escaping tortoise, a Brazilian who was determined to move to England, and we hear from Pet Town Correspondent Jennie.

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This week, MI5 started a search for a chippy, Sunta tried something new that wasn’t disgusting, it was alright, and you slept through a whole host of things.

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This week, find out what happened when Johnny unwittingly became a playground activities leader, there are summer sleepwear conundrums, and Gav showed a Hero a Whole Lotta Love...

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This week, Johnny shares King Charles' proposal of a pointless scheme, there's some shocking news from Cannes, and a scaffolder sets foot somewhere surprising.

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This week, find out why Johnny is only eating cereal and toast, how female solo travellers are the fastest growing group of people and the team techno the pigeon sound.

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This week, Johnny shares a story of a cat licking food, a Bishop sleeps through a very important announcement, and we have a new high-ranking Lazy Susan.

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