Episodes

  • DEALER'S CHOICE-MIKE "THE HUMAN DICK JOKE" LUCHT a.k.a. "FUZZY"

    DEALER'S CHOICE-MIKE "THE HUMAN DICK JOKE" LUCHT a.k.a. "FUZZY"
    Nov 16 2024

    Finally! Yeesh! The closing instalment of the Dealer's Choice Trilogy and guess what? Chicken butt. What? I've been up all night, gimme a stroke...I mean break. FEAST YOUR EARS ON THIS SPIN DOCTORS MIX!

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    Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, other music used in the series includes: excerpts from "Ghostbusters OST" by Elmer Bernstein, "Police Academy Extended Theme", "Pony" (instrumental version) by Ginuwine, "Swing Easy" by The Soul Vendors, & me being drunk

    check out these other YT channels for further awesome craziness...

    *True Crime Design: https://www.youtube.com/@truecrimedesign/videos

    *Street of Silence: https://www.youtube.com/@StreetOfSilence/videos


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    35 mins
  • DEALER'S CHOICE-CHRIS "HATER AIDS" WELLS

    DEALER'S CHOICE-CHRIS "HATER AIDS" WELLS
    Nov 15 2024

    Here is where you'll find the quintessential American story. And that story...is a cautionary tale. Here's what NOT to do kids. ENJOY!

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    50 mins
  • DEALER'S CHOICE-SPENCER "THE BODY" LOWERY

    DEALER'S CHOICE-SPENCER "THE BODY" LOWERY
    Nov 15 2024

    Inquire within. It'll all make sense then. Just listen, you'll see. I mean hear. Ah shit! You know what I mean.

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    38 mins
  • SOUTHERN FRIED TRUE CRIME SLASHER "AXE-STRAVAGANZA!"-A HALLOWEEN/ELECTION DAY HORROR SPECIAL!

    SOUTHERN FRIED TRUE CRIME SLASHER "AXE-STRAVAGANZA!"-A HALLOWEEN/ELECTION DAY HORROR SPECIAL!
    Nov 5 2024

    OH MY! How late is this episode? Let's make this one a Halloween/Election Day Horror special! That'll work! Suuuuuure! (It's all pretty horrifying TBH.) Anyways, in conjunction with a few technical difficulties, we've finally gotten this "SPECIAL!" episode out to you fine folks! We'll be discussing a potentially vaaaaaast string of unsolved early 20th century axe murders that to this very day still remain a mystery! LET'S CHOP IT UP FOLKS!

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    Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also featuring "I Put A Spell On You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins (instrumental version), "White Ghost Shivers" by The New Orleans Owls, "Funeral March of The Marionettes", "The Mysterious Axe-man's Jazz", "Spooky Scary Skeletons", "Spooky Charleston Rag", "The Haunted Piano Ragtime",

    "The Ghost Dance", "The Ghost Walk", "Satan Takes A Holiday"

    W.W.T.W. Articles:

    -https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/iowa-flag-strangle-254309

    -https://nypost.com/2024/11/01/us-news/camper-admits-murdering-stranger-initially-thought-to-have-been-killed-by-bear-sheriff/

    -https://gettingtheaxe.blogspot.com/2012/10/other-axe-murders-axeman-of-new-orleans.html

    -https://www.americanhauntingsink.com/evangelista


    SOURCES:

    -"Axes of Evil" by Todd Elliott

    -https://www.cultfacts.com/cults/church-of-sacrifice

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r93z8MH_eg8&list=WL&index=12&pp=gAQBiAQB

    -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvjY67JUuM4&list=WL&index=42

    -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0Iqeqw1pk&list=WL&index=43

    -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0pux4PRavk&list=WL&index=44


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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • FRED CRISMAN-"CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES...SECRETLY POISONED WITH LSD!"

    FRED CRISMAN-"CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES...SECRETLY POISONED WITH LSD!"
    Oct 29 2024
    What's up you beautiful kooks! This week we got ourselves a good old fashioned Halloween week Two-for-One! We're dropping this episode today, as well as an extra Halloween special, dropping (ideally) on Halloween! (Or TBD? Fingers crossed folks!) This week we're covering one Mr. Fred Lee Crisman, one of America's lesser known yet very intriguing human nexus points upon which roughly the last 100 years of conspiracy theories connect to either directly or indirectly! This one's all over the place! Subterranean monsters, UFOs, the CIA, LSD, JFK, the M.I.C., MIB, rightwing propaganda, possible psyops, and drug addled alien contactee cults! Hoooo boy! This one here's got a little something for everybody! Give it a listen then become both better informed as well as increasingly attractive to whoever or whatever the particular object(s) of your twisted desires may be! Hey, no judgements here, just loving acceptance. NOW BLAST THIS ONE OUT LOUD FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS! (They'll be glad you did...quite probably...even thank you for it!) Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kooks_cranks_iconoclasts/ FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61554539459465 *Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "Freddie's Dead" (instrumental version) by Curtis Mayfield, & portions of "ESPN's Monday Night Football") *"W.W.T.W.?: Articles: -https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/drone-drug-case-240863 -https://nypost.com/2024/10/16/us-news/kentucky-woman-who-allegedly-cooked-her-mothers-severed-head-had-alias-as-aspiring-actor-report/ -https://www.npr.org/2024/10/18/g-s1-28859/canadian-olympic-snowboarder-wanted-drug-trafficking -["This video has been removed by YouTube for violating your freedom of speech."] *SOURCES: -https://twinpeaks.fandom.com/wiki/Fred_Crisman -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Crisman -https://www.muckrock.com/foi/united-states-of-america-10/fred-crisman-24634/ -http://historiadiscordia.com/fred-crisman-and-the-servants-of-awareness/ -https://www.slideshare.net/slideshow/cosmic-awareness-197701-psychic-storms-the-intensities-occurring/6765632 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdvZ007W9DY&list=WL&index=100 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApcWVS2_vxQ&list=WL&index=21&t=19s -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnW8B7vAWYE&list=WL&index=20&t=2182s If you are currently dealing with mental health and/or drug abuse issues please dial 988. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kcip/support
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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • CHANG HSIANG CHIEN-"ALIEN SEX FIENDS OF PLANET GOK!"

    CHANG HSIANG CHIEN-"ALIEN SEX FIENDS OF PLANET GOK!"
    Oct 10 2024

    HEYYOOO! What's up kooks! Join us this week as we reach brand new heights of intellectual inquiry as we explore the alien adventures of one Mr. Chang Hsiang Chien! From his humble origins as a rural Chinese farmer to intergalactic sex stud to potential future super-science messiah, we try our best to interpret the intensely strange & often times quite disturbing life trajectory of Chang Hsiang Chien! XOXOXO! Love y'all! See ya in 2 weeks!

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    Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "These Boots Are Made For Walking" (instrumental version) by Nancy Sinatra


    W.W.T.W. Article Sources:

    -https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/trump-store-looted-783094

    -https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-royal-honey-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient

    -https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-maye-musk-twitter-trump-voter-fraud-b2624842.html


    SOURCES:

    -https://www.amazon.com/True-Story-Adventures-abducted-never-before-seen-ebook/dp/B09T6YYYVS

    -https://www.amazon.com/True-Story-Girlfriend-experience-Adventures-ebook/dp/B09TPNSQ6N

    -https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/t7bnbk/adventures_on_the_alien_planet_gok_in_1985/

    -https://www.youtube.com/@Hymiao/videos


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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • CATHOLIC/VATICAN OCCULTISM-"JESUS FREAK OFFS"

    CATHOLIC/VATICAN OCCULTISM-"JESUS FREAK OFFS"
    Sep 29 2024
    WARNING! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SOME VERY HIGHLY "CONTROVERSIAL" INFORMATION WITHIN! This week we've got a double sized super huge episode full of INSANE information regarding occult practices within the Vatican and early Christian church. We'll cover a variety of topics which includes: exorcisms, apostolic procession, black masses, demon summoning, grimoires, & sorcery as it has been practiced within or tangential to the Catholic Church. Then in the second half of the show we'll do our best to clearly convey some of the...let's say "highly controversial" theories of one Dr. Ammon Hillman, an early Greek language philologist and expert in ancient pharmacology and how drugs, sex, & mystery religions contributed to early Christianity as well as the...dubious practices potentially used by "The Flying J!" himself, Jesus "Herbert" Christ! All this plus "What's Weird This Week?" Join us as we try to maintain a comedy podcast while also covering some of the heaviest subject matter we've ever covered! AND! Check out the show notes and socials for further clarification and crazy rabbit holes into today's topics! (NOTE: We didn't even have time to cover The Borgia "Pornocracy" or St. Cyprian of Antioch, patron saint of sorcerers & magicians, so check them out too!) Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kooks_cranks_iconoclasts/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61554539459465 *Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "The South" by oOoOO, "Little Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert, & "Get Your Freak On" by Missy Elliot *W.W.T.W? Articles/Sources: -https://apnews.com/article/pelicot-france-rape-trial-5033d9a6d00630f00592018eccc9236c -https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/jerry-jones-say-jamie-foxx-cowboys-owner-video/a93293967523d55f6646d8d1 -https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/vampire-child-burial-poland-medieval-mystery-b2617958.html *SOURCES: -https://www.amazon.com/Papal-Magic-Occult-Practices-Catholic/dp/0061240834 (IT'S SUPER EXPENSIVE...ALMOST LIKE SOMEBODY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS STUFF, HMMM?) -https://www.amazon.com/Windswept-House-Vatican-Malachi-Martin/dp/0385492316/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1XUJ5WI532MSN&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hzZANATN0QPUpvsJnE3PpjwWevIUAa5IG64pYDrExiKs_pTKw00lh9zQuhb3zeS2881j_pbglPGVlKsY5Hhin4BgxY6tGx8Dnpkfs_R628vKhAItroK0LQGufAxTW_dGnfFbu07X8XHo_fLqtzllo2L5uRo0Wd_CSXjXrl7o9CtwgkZ9kXkP6VjP_7rBOH1rjtLDE2Wj22qcj0Eewmoo3SmVitXQzMorCtFlXsupAcc.Brbd4tmFMqkAidaWz3MjpBWneqRDIRYbqGE4B0buTKA&dib_tag=se&keywords=WINDSWEPT+HOUSE&qid=1727642516&s=books&sprefix=windswept+house%2Cstripbooks%2C118&sr=1-1 -https://www.amazon.com/Original-Sin-Ritual-Child-church/dp/1579511449/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1N54L5JVFN57L&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.fotVEWsXrZk_xMZP_1C0B1xsjBCPHOfIuXTwrS4v2xh-YjxZ35hIbMRdU1zo7HDc0-dy8A4OKdEZfpwY7K72nw.5breIPcQKmoeuA24UfgzeW0-JGI0MCbvEJEaoQtkElE&dib_tag=se&keywords=ORIGINAL+SIN+HILLMAN&qid=1727642318&s=books&sprefix=original+sin+hillman%2Cstripbooks%2C159&sr=1-1 -https://www.amazon.com/Chemical-Muse-Roots-Western-Civilization-ebook/dp/B00MLLZQ0U/ref=sr_1_1?crid=F4ZTGLCWK5ZP&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.M8jqLPnh6CAszgC0VVtiUOW_p1yBxPu2RoYwF3byZAZ4WN9c60cHzWZS3m9bRXcGY6YYPP59PmZ1_D4BkDrIwfqW_nJ3SG99vgYueNEUz1I.YmucSNj2oP7j6ID7M4Xi8bkmWzbt80nw0Puo-xUNmmE&dib_tag=se&keywords=CHEMICAL+MUSE&qid=1727642455&s=books&sprefix=chemical+muse%2Cstripbooks%2C153&sr=1-1 DR. HILLMAN'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/@ladybabylon666 VARIOUS PODCST'S INTERVIEWING DR.HILLMAN -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNnKk4Ta8w8&list=WL&index=2&t=118s -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuYiyPNBhSA&list=WL&index=50&t=66s -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM-wLR9qhH8&list=WL&index=55 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwi-JH3DrA&list=WL&index=65&t=10s THE VATICAN/MAFIA/P2 MASONIC LODGE BANKING SCANDAL -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1FKRo0JkS4&list=WL&index=23&t=81s SOME OF THE WORST POPES IN HISTORY -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0fXpOUQ2f8 If you are struggling with mental health and/or addiction issues please dial 988. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kcip/support
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    3 hrs and 2 mins
  • MANTIS ALIENS-"PSYCHO-SURGICAL SEX CANNIBALS...& THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS!"

    MANTIS ALIENS-"PSYCHO-SURGICAL SEX CANNIBALS...& THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS!"
    Sep 19 2024

    WHAT'S UP KOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! This week we're taking a 3D stereo-optic vision look into UFOlogy's most misunderstood good guys (OR ARE THEY?!): THE MANTIS ALIENS! We'll examine their fascinating earthbound cousins then jump into the alien and cryptid insectoid lore then get deep into the DMT realms where these entities are allegedly encountered all around the world by numerous unaffiliated psychonauts. Then finally we close out with quick recaps over the strange data of insectoid adjacent mad science bastard spawn of lost or obscure forgotten figures such as Andrew Crosse or Viktor Grebinnikov and just how they both bugged out. All this plus an all new "What's Weird This Week?" Give it a listen as it wriggles it's way up under your skin! "YUCK!" and/or "YUM!"

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    Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also featuring "Break'em Off" (instrumental version) by MF Doom & MF Grimm


    *W.W.T.W.? articles/sources:

    -https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/repeat-dildont-682957

    -https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-09-04/81-animals-killed-shooting-rampage-monterey-county

    -https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/food-dye-turns-rat-skin-transparent


    *SOURCES:

    -https://www.amazon.com/Closer-Encounters-Jason-Reza-Jorjani/dp/1914208382

    -https://soulsalight.com/mantis-ets/

    -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3vu2z-k-I

    -https://www.gaia.com/article/mantis-aliens

    -https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/mythical-mantis-man-carving-unearthed-in-iran

    -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDpvHOsXC8g&list=WL&index=41

    -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKflxbCj8XU&list=WL&index=31

    -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwiC9NKPfDk&list=WL&index=25



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    1 hr and 37 mins