THREE MEN & A NASTY! This week we invite a special guest and old school regular "Kooks & Cranks" fixture, Matt a.k.a. "Mr. Nasty", as he joins the fellas to discuss the various potential dreamscapes and/or nightmare worlds presented by the advent of ubiquitous massive scale quantum computation (that is, if such a thing is even truly achievable). Tune in and listen to four increasingly inebriated individuals attempts to break down some super scientifical type shit! All this plus an all new "What's Weird This Week?" featuring therapy parrots, the unimpeachable integrity of Mark Zuckerberg, UK gravy wrestling, a nicotine addicted lake monster, & more! ALL OF OUR CALCULATIONS HAVE PROVEN THIS SHOW TO BE... OBJECTIVELY AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWESOME!

Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

Opening theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. instrumental music from "Tiffany Sequence" by Riz Ortolani, "B.O.B.B.Y." by The RZA, "Quando, Quando, Quando" by Englebert Humperdinck, "Back In The High Life Again" by Steve Winwood for some reason, & finally an excerpt from that "starspangly bummer" song as well.

SOURCES:

-⁠https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/08/21/emotional-support-animals-parrot-lawsuit/⁠

-⁠https://www.reuters.com/technology/zuckerberg-says-biden-administration-pressured-meta-censor-covid-19-content-2024-08-27/⁠

-⁠https://worldgravywrestling.com/⁠

-⁠https://esoterx.com/2020/09/09/the-nicotine-fiend-of-lake-koshkonong/⁠

-⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_computing⁠

-⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-60144498⁠

-⁠https://www.forbes.com/councils/forbestechcouncil/2023/03/31/what-quantum-winter-the-truth-about-the-maturity-of-todays-quantum-technology/⁠

CORRECTION! It wasn't Robert Fludd, but rather Ramon Llull, who developed the conceptual precursor of today's computers for The Vatican. Read all about him here...

-⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramon_Llull⁠

-⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Nakamoto⁠

-⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerating_change⁠

-⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR⁠

-⁠https://www.media.mit.edu/articles/artificial-intelligence-has-a-problem-with-gender-and-racial-bias-here-s-how-to-solve-it/⁠

-⁠https://avatarmedical.ai/⁠

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFVcpzSHuDw

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCIVVm7CYU

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HEYYOOO! What's up ya beautiful kooks! This week we're doing a mini-episode (or "minisode", if you're trying to "S.T." {that's "Save Time"}) due to the Chris household being over run with COVID-20. It's one more cuz he does everything TO THE MAX! Hopefully we'll be back to our full roster next week, along with a special guest! So this week we'll be sort of cleaning house with an extended version of "What's Weird This Week?" in which Mike & Spencer cover a vast haphazard array of strange subjects, such as: lil' red devils, the "demon cat" of D.C., another far less fortunate cat, plus a random grab bag of wacky CERN related apeshit! We'll cover all this AND! provide answers to questions no one asked like: "What happens to Mike's voice after screaming at the internet all day?" or "Can Spencer achieve a triple entendre?" and of course finally,

"Does Chris REALLY have COVID, or is he currently trying to find his way back home after being abandoned in the NJ Pine Barrens?" LISTEN & FIND OUT ALL ABOUTSITS!

Send us your love/hate mail!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

Opening closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "In The Pines" by Leadbelly, "Spooky" (instrumental version) by Dusty Springfield

SOURCES:

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cat/ohio-cat-killing-275906

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGUF0LkO8JU&t=41s

-https://hyperallergic.com/436182/before-maga-mithras-phrygian-caps-and-the-politics-of-headwear/

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcap

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nain_Rouge#Marche_du_Nain_Rouge

-https://www.strangehistory.net/2014/08/27/napoleon-red-man-selling-soul-european-dominion/

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Cat

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaDDLIQ9AZg&t=111s

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_sightings_in_Iran

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jqGwLFqjiE

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4_jFU4frM&t=230s

-⁠https://home.cern/⁠

"WTF IS A ROENTGEN?":

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roentgen_(unit)

ALSO! BREAKING NEWS YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE!

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bw3VfK_lsA

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (That's howling... kinda.) This week we're covering feral children, but not JUST feral children! We take this one to some pretty weird places and ask many of the hard questions no one else dares nor cares to! We got stories of kids raised by wolves, dogs, monkeys, etc. We talk "weird science" behind potential physiological changes in feral children raised by canines. We discuss dogs, wolves, domestication, apex predators, maternal instinct, & even weirder topics such as sasquatches, "Missing 411" & the alleged "feral people" of Appalachia, & the tragic life of one "Zana of Abkhazia"! All this and more plus "What's Weird This Week?" WOLF IT DOWN! WOOOOOOOOOO*Ric Flair*OOOOOOOO!

Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "Hard Times" (instrumental version) by Baby Huey

*W.W.T.W. Articles:

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/kendra-sunderland/library-girl-booked-249016

-https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/7/17/is-a-serial-killer-behind-kenyas-dismembered-bodies#:~:text=Police%20arrested%20Collins%20Jumaisi%20Khalusha,a%20Nairobi%20slum%20on%20Friday.

-https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4xxgkj7k1o

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WifMLukQd_0

*Other Sources:

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vjZq6TS668

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GlNQzjii1c

-https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBEIBBdgAOAog4POCAhq1PtqfCaJUtyoU

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn-iQm29_t4

-https://www.livescience.com/why-cats-meow.html

-https://www.reddit.com/r/Appalachia/comments/14shrpa/has_anyone_ever_seen_the_so_called_feral_people/?rdt=50176&onetap_auto=true&one_tap=true

-https://medium.com/the-mystery-box/zanas-story-78541727cd93

*ALSO! R.I.P. Buddy! Give'em hell...up in heaven!:

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

*If you are dealing with mental health and/or substance abuse issues, please dial 988.

Wellllls, Wellllls, Wellllls! What do we have here! Why it's a hot damn brand spanking new episode of Kooks, Cranks, & Iconoclasts! Not only that, but it's also what is hopefully the first of many with one of the co-hosts in the captain's chair! That's right! This one right here's a certified fresh Chris Wells joint, where we'll be delving into the vast sampler platter of various black cults and cult leaders! We've got The Moorish Science Temple, Nation of Islam, The 5% Nation of Gods & Earths, Black Hebrew Israelites, Nuwaubian Nation & a veritable smorgasbord of religious based race hate, all of which is liberally seasoned with a big fat dash of true crime! Act now and you'll also receive an all new "What's Weird This Week?" and...AND! All this also includes a surprise guest as our buddy Taylor makes an appearance as well! IT'S A GODDAMN MILESTONE! Put it all up in your ears and soak your whole brain in it!

Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also featuring "Great Things" (instrumental version) by Nehruvian DOOM, as well as a quick snippet of "4th Chamber" (instrumental version) from the album "Liquid Swords" by The GZA of Wu-Tang Clan

SOURCES: "Da Bible" by "Misc.", "The Jew A Negro: Being a Study of The Jewish Ancestry From An Impartial Standpoint" by Arthur Talmadge Abernathy, PhD, "The Time Suck Podcast" w/ Dan Cummins, specifically... 182 - Nation of Yahweh Cult: Murder, Manipulation, and Black Supremacy, 252 - Aliens, Sexual Abuse, Disco, Racism, and ... Egyptians? The Nuwaubian Nation of Moors Cult

Check out The Nuwaubian Nation's Tama-Re Compound!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tama-Re

Alleged Detroit "voodoo cult" erroneously conflated with Nation of Islam & other early 20th Century American black religious movements: https://www.newspapers.com/article/detroit-free-press-voodoo-cult-history-i/33095627/

ALSO, JUST WHAT IN DA FUCK IS A "SHIN SHUKYO"?: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_new_religions

(It's just a lot quicker/easier/cooler sounding than saying "New Religious Movement" all the time. Go ahead, try saying it loud right now! YUM! And speaking of "YUM!"...)

Here's a nifty NOI inspired bean pie recipe we found! IT'S DELICIOUS! NUTRICIOUS! & SO DAMN RIGHTEOUS!: https://marielacampbellphotography.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/sweet-bean-pie-from-the-nation-of-islam/

W.W.T.W.? Article Sources:

-https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13603529/mother-newborn-dropped-window-katarina-jovanovic-porsche-germany.html

-https://www.project2025.org/about/about-project-2025/

-https://www.google.com/search?q=mutated+space+bacteria&rlz=1C1SJWC_enUS1101US1102&oq=mutated+space+bacteria&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yDQgCEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgDEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgFEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyCggGEAAYgAQYogQyCggHEAAYgAQYogQyCggIEAAYgAQYogQyCggJEAAYgAQYogTSAQg4MTI4ajBqNKgCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

If you are struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues, please dial 988.

HEYYOOO! What's up you beautiful kooks! Sorry for the (re)tardy release of this new episode but there's recently been an inexplicable rise in the number of enigmatically exploding toilets in our lives. (Specifically, an increase in total overall quantities from zero to one, so things have escalated quite quickly.) Despite these developments, we

bring you an all new Kooks & Cranks joint where the topic of discussion is "The Stargate Conspiracy" (written by Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince) outlining a

potentially insidious plot that's already gotten us all into watching "Ancient Aliens" then saying things to ourselves and/or others such as: "Well obviously!" or "I always knew something was up wit dat shit!" & other statements of this nature. (Hey, we've all done it.) But what if there exists a hidden, intentional push by forces unseen or even from beyond, overseen by secretive elites of academia, media, & the military-industrial complex, that are largely the same individuals involved with top secret psychic spy programs, defense/aerospace, or various archaeological expeditions around the world in search of what could very well be our amazing otherworldly origins! Do you trust the people in charge of making such discoveries? If you answered "yes" then be sure to contact us about our limited time offer on credit & debit card number based BINGO! game played over the phone, giving away numerous opportunities to win extended stay timeshares and/or zipline sky miles! Or, WE come to YOU to remove every pesky bit of cluttered copper pipes inside your walls, all while you're away at work, to ensure the utmost efficiency! AHHHHHH! We know y'all are too darn smart to fall for all that! But is any of that other stuff up above actually true? Do the sensible thing and listen as we put you up on the scoop! DEUCES!!

Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, as well as "Funkytown" (instrumental version) by Lipps Inc.

SOURCE: see above, also...BUY THE BOOK!

https://www.amazon.com/Stargate-Conspiracy-Extraterrestrial-Mysteries-Ancient/dp/0425176584/ref=asc_df_0425176584/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693549278788&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4005084525613088443&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9026814&hvtargid=pla-569822485808&psc=1&mcid=c2f7bdd87f91336a9cdbfd6876f98856&gad_source=1

W.W.T.W.? Article Sources:

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dryer/dryerman-nabbed-652930

-https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/suge-knight-sean-diddy-combs-fbi-informant-1234885064/

-https://medium.com/@shrimangalevallabh789/project-stargate-by-microsoft-and-openai-fe97e41fca57

If you are struggling with addiction/mental health issues, please dial 988.

What's up all you beautiful kooks! This week the fellas are discussing schizophrenia from some fringe theoretical angles, largely either a "supernatch" (or "snatch" if you're trying to save time) and/or psychotronic conspiracy angle. This one's got a whole lotta everything: psychosis, history, religion, spirituality, science, technology, lively debate, &

a reasonable dose of righteous anger at just how fucked up medicine and healthcare is in contemporary America! This week we also issue a challenge to all our listeners to "hex" Chris...let's make it happen people! All this plus one particularly erotic/disturbing (Y.M.M.V.-your mileage may vary!) politically charged edition of "W.W.T.W.?" Another spicy knowledge suppository for the brain coming in hot!

Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves

SOURCES: "Operators and Things" by Barbara O'Brien, "The Technical Delusion" by Jeffrey Sconce, as well as...

-https://news.stanford.edu/stories/2014/07/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614#:~:text=The%20findings%20revealed%20that%20hearing,could%20not%20quite%20place%20physically.

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry#:~:text=Political%20abuse%20of%20psychiatry%2C%20also,or%20groups%20in%20a%20society.

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_the_"Influencing_Machine"_in_Schizophrenia

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_schizophrenia

-https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1133671/pg1

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9zrItUAOMg&t=1s

-https://fantasymerchantblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/02/the-incredibly-weird-story-of-whats-the-frequency-kenneth/

W.W.T.W.? Articles:

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589

-https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20180406-what-monkeys-can-teach-us-about-money

-https://www.reuters.com/world/us/robert-de-niro-calls-trump-clown-outside-trial-biden-campaign-message-2024-05-28/

-https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

If you are struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues please dial 988.