Episodes

  • Pets

    Pets
    Apr 9 2025
    This week, William and Jonathan talk about their little furry friends in great detail. The two discuss which dog breeds are the smartest, how to maintain animal hygiene, and how to train a pet to be as sophisticated as possible. Plus, the two try and solve the mysterious deaths of William's childhood pets.

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    44 mins
  • Papal Protocol and Hotel Hustling

    Papal Protocol and Hotel Hustling
    Apr 3 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss the proper way to behave when visiting the Vatican. Plus, Jonathan shares his tips on securing a luxury hotel room upgrade, and William gives a full review of his car valet.

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    25 mins
  • Living Rooms

    Living Rooms
    Apr 2 2025

    William and Jonathan discuss living rooms - or are they drawing rooms, or lounges? The two tackle everything from what makes a sofa sophisticated, to how to properly display one's television. Plus, Jonathan recalls a moment of childhood inebriation, and William continues planning for retirement.


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    36 mins
  • Car Cleanliness and Eating Abroad

    Car Cleanliness and Eating Abroad
    Mar 27 2025
    In this bonus episode, William and Jonathan swap opinions on foreign food, and discuss how to best inspire sophistication in others. They also puzzle over a mysterious new feature in William’s car valet.

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    21 mins
  • Theatre

    Theatre
    Mar 26 2025
    William and Jonathan discuss the theatre. Whether it be a pre-show supper, the clothes, or the correct play watching etiquette, the two define the qualities that make a sophisticated theatregoer. Plus, they discuss musicals - with Jonathan feeling very strongly about one particular title.

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    37 mins
  • Childhood Hobbies and Swimming Pool Modelling

    Childhood Hobbies and Swimming Pool Modelling
    Mar 20 2025
    In this bonus episode, William and Jonathan once again dive into William's illustrious past as a swimming pool model. They continue this trip down memory lane by swapping notes on their childhood hobbies - William's media dynasties, and Jonathan's house visits from the police. Such commonplace childhoods.

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    17 mins
  • Gardens

    Gardens
    Mar 19 2025

    William and Jonathan discuss gardens - everything from delicate flowers, to water features, to correct lawn mowing etiquette. Plus, Jonathan tells a shocking story about a dead pigeon, and an even more shocking one about when he set his brother on fire.


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    36 mins
  • Water, Wine and Books In The Bathroom

    Water, Wine and Books In The Bathroom
    Mar 13 2025
    In this bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss whether its acceptable to multitask while using the lavatory, and how to deal with disruptive plane passengers. Plus, they tackle the fallout from Jonathan's controversial views on water bottles.

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    21 mins