Kick Offs and Kick Ons

By: SHTN Enterprises
  • Summary

  • A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.


    In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.


    Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time!


    That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in.


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Episodes
  • Joe Schmidt’s Looming Exit is Tackled by KOKO, Rd 2 of the Six Nations and the Power of Life Lessons
    Feb 11 2025

    This week on The KOKO Show our Tuesday fix gets seriously down and dirty with the world of ‘Ra Ra’ as the lads get open and honest about all the action across week two of the Six Nations, as well as pulling apart all the big news within Australian Rugby. To kick off the first episode of the week the boys went introspective outlining lessons they learnt over the weekend, in a brand new segment we like to call ‘KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Call’.


    The second sinking ship to depart the port of Kick Off and Kick On was a comprehensive sweep of the sad news that Joe Schmidt will be hanging up his green and gold whistle at the conclusion of the TRC. The KOKO Crew touch on all the noble reasons for his departure, the work he has done so far and the work he will continue to do up until the end of his tenure to put Australian Rugby back on the International radar. Plus, the boys get BOLD once again, as they outline possible suitors in the rugby stratosphere that cut the mustard as Joe Schmidt’s replacement.


    We know what you are all thinking up north these Aussies are so bloody self-centered, but fret not my winter withered wise arses, we have once again served you up a delicious helping of the ‘Six Nations Summation’, as we highlight England’s upset over the French and Ireland’s renewed quest for that always elusive Grand Slam. So spark up a durrie because vaping is so 2024 and let this next gen rugby ruckus fill your every orifice with life, laughter and the pursuit of some fucking sponsors. It is time for week 2 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES:

    00:00 - Start of the show

    03:37 - Intro the boys

    06:03 - Tommy apologises to the Italians

    07:26 - KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Calls

    12:44 - What’s Drewing - Joe Schmidt’s exit

    14:47 - New Wallabies coach discussion

    20:38 - Six Nations Summation

    21:41 - ITALY V WALES REVIEW

    29:03 - ENGLAND V FRANCE REVIEW

    35:19 - SCOTLAND V IRELAND REVIEW

    42:53 - The KOKO Quiz

    52:29 - Close of the show


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.


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    54 mins
  • Mack Hansen the prodigal returns for another crack at KOKO.
    Feb 6 2025

    For your second serving of this always tasty shit sandwich the KOKO Crew have brought back a prodigal son and fan favourite to get season 2 off to a humming start. This Guinness gulping Galway Geezer is there when we need him just to release the pressure valve that builds up when you are podcasting royalty, so please welcome back the KOKO Show’s most bountiful booty call, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen.


    In the second episode this week the boys dive in deep with Mack, breaking down his round one performance in their win over England, how Ireland are feeling about their Six Nations campaign and what are his chances of donning the red jersey for the British and Irish Lions. Plus, we get a well waxed cheeky surprise from Mack when he stands up to fix the light, that’s right Mr Hansen almost bares all and proves that he is the gift that keeps on giving.


    Finally, we round out week one of The KOKO Show with a tongue wagging quiz, which was brought back by popular demand. So untie yourself from whatever Shibari shit show you naughty little freaks are into and whack on your four favourite footy fuckwits, it is time again for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES:

    00:00 - Start of the show

    00:56 - Hello and welcome to episode two

    01:33 - Introduce Mack Hansen

    02:47 - Mack struggling to get up early for the show and not wearing pants

    04:10 - Mack explains why he missed our show in Dublin

    05:05 - Mack talks about Ireland's win over England

    06:07 - Gits wants to know who is Ireland’s attacking mastermind

    06:54 - Mack describes his favourite household item

    08:07 - Mack describes his scuffle with Maro Itoje

    09:08 - Who is the lippiest player in the Six Nations?

    11:43 - Mack picks who would win in a wrestle between Bundee Aki and James Lowe

    12:43 - Mack talks about his suspension

    13:25 - Mack talks about the improvement he has seen in the Wallabies

    14:54 - Mack talks about his desire to play for the Lions

    17:45 - Mack discusses Ireland’s biggest test in this year's Six Nations

    19:00 - The KOKO Quiz

    26:32 - Mack and the boys give their predictions for Scotland v Ireland

    27:43 - The boys talk about sleeping in the nude

    28:35 - Mack shows us his buttocks AGAIN!

    28:51 - The boys farewell Mack

    29:19 - Six Nations Round 2 Predictions

    34:47 - Close of the show


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.


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    35 mins
  • The KOKO Show is Back and Six Nations Rugby is on the Menu!
    Feb 4 2025

    Finally, Kick Offs and Kick Ons is back on the airwaves in 2025 and in the first episode of season two the lads do not disappoint in bringing the heat. After an off-season full of self reflection, realignment and rejuvenation the KOKO Crew are returning with a pep in their step, a new outlook on life and absolutely no sponsors to speak of. In 2025 we are bringing you double the debauchery each week with two separate episodes to ensure our fans get a complete feast of footy week in and week out. In episode one of season 2 we cut straight to the bone of all the Six Nations news after one week of the tournament, breaking down how the Irish outmuscled the English, the Scots dismantled the Italians and the French whacked the woeful Welsh. Plus, the boys give you their ‘Bold Predictions’ for 2025, illuminating their authentic thoughts and feelings in the world of rugby, as well as gambling on real life milestones. So sit back raise your hands to the skies and shout “fuck yes KOKO is back”, as we bring you the world of rugby like you have never heard it before, whilst giving you a chaser of inane banter to help it go down smoothly. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons 2.0.


    TIMECODES:

    00:00 - Start of the show

    00:54 - Season 1 recap

    02:52 - Introducing the boys

    05:25 - What the boys did in their break

    12:04 - The new KOKO Show format - 2 Episodes a week

    14:09 - What we have to look forward to in 2025

    16:37 - Finish these sentences

    18:10 - KOKO Bold Predictions

    24:38 - The Six Nations Summation

    27:04 - FRANCE V WALES REVIEW

    36:01 - SCOTLAND V ITALY REVIEW

    40:43 - IRELAND V ENGLAND REVIEW

    48:18 - Other rugby news

    56:31 - PERTH SEVENS REVIEW

    58:59 - KOKO website and socials plug

    59:21 - Sponsorship call out

    59:51 - Close of the show


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 1 min

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