-There was a suspicious death in the Fat Bear Week Community

-What (NOT) To Watch: CGI babies, Love Is Blind Siblings, Secret Mormon Wives could never pull a Snooki

-A revolutionary poop invention with too many names

-Clive is the new Karen: "Mission Accomplished, Sir"

-Spongebob X Wendy's Collab almost got sabotaged by Squidward

-Behind the Scenes: Hannah gets caught playing computer games when she's supposed to be working

In today's 15-min update...

- Rats are getting birth control in NYC before the women

- Asking For A Friend: Should I let my husband impregnate my BFF?

- If you see one of THESE bugs in Windsor-Essex, SQUISH IT

- Is early Christmas decorating now called "Pulling A Venezuela"?

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

- We teamed up with AM800 and called our WINNER of SWIFTEMBER! (Two tickets to see Taylor Swift in Toronto, plus $1300 cash!)

- There's a new record for world's tallest hat

- Hard day for Male Enh*ncement Dr*gs in Canada

and more!

-Your favourite restaurant (that you never go to) is finally getting delivery!

-AFAF: Should the breadwinner in a relationship have more say in household decisions?

-Dating trends: Smutten, yap-trapping, and freak-matching

-FART OR NO FART: Is that Whoopi Goldberg?

• Why you shouldn't name your kid after Disney characters
• AFAF: My fiance wants me to cook him full breakfasts when I work full time...Should I tell him to EFF OFF?!
• Mysterious Turkey Crimes in Tecumseh?
• Nominations for the Toy Hall of Fame.
• FYI: More babies = Better Economy for Windsor

In today's 15-min update...

- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was on Colbert and started a national debate that spilled over into our morning show

- HOT NEW MOZART JUST DROPPED

- Florida, Ohio, or Chatham? Who tried to swim across the Detroit River at night?

And more!

In today's 15-min update...

- Get in loser, we're going to the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest

- Asking For A Friend: is it a red flag that the guy I've been seeing lives with his ex-wife?

- The Food Festival that Windsor-Essex NEEDS

and more!

-SURPRISE SERENADE: Fall officially starts this weekend, so Jonny wrote a Shady anthem for the autumn-obsessed

-BASIC BUPDATE: Please rise for the reveal of yet another NEW STARBUCKS FALL DRINK?!

-Did you know this celebrity has famous parents??

-WHAT TO WATCH: Haikus about butts, Wednesday returns, & Someone come get your Mormons.