Episodes

  • Stoned!
    Feb 20 2025

    Leaving messages in public places seems a strange thing to do, but I guess it has been going on for generations. You have only to look closely at ancient trees, park benches and public monuments to see those immortal words “John loves Jane”, or similar words, announcing to the world undying affection of a first love, latest love or indeed any other pertinent message. I guess it is rather like the Stone Age equivalent of Facebook and Twitter, when personal (and often irrelevant) messages are declared to the world, when maybe they would be better kept to one’s self.

    © Barrie Mahoney 2025

    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    6 mins
  • Red, White or Blue?
    Feb 8 2025

    What colour of wine do you prefer? I like white wine during a sunny lunchtime snack and maybe a chilled red during a warm evening. I tend to opt for a Canarian or Spanish wine, mainly out of loyalty to my adopted country, but I guess that my favourites are the island wines, and particularly those from Lanzarote. Now what about a blue wine?

    © Barrie Mahoney 2025

    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    5 mins
  • Let's Thresh a Lentil
    Jan 24 2025

    The island of Lanzarote is just sixty miles off the coast of the Sahara. It is a dry and volcanic island, with six to eight inches of rain in a good year and much less during a drought; both this and its volcanic geology became this island’s destiny. Serious problems for islanders were caused by volcanic disasters. As with all the Canary Islands, such conditions determined the crops that could be grown to ensure survival in sometimes wretched economic and climatic conditions. One of the answers was to be lentils.

    © Barrie Mahoney 2025

    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    6 mins
  • A Bit of a Wrench
    Jan 19 2025

    Airports do give me problems. Whether it is excess luggage or simply that the wretched security alarms will just not stop bleeping whenever I enter their territory; it is always an annoying and often embarrassing experience. My recent visit to the UK was a case in point.

    © Barrie Mahoney 2025

    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    6 mins
  • La Boda (The Wedding)
    Nov 23 2024

    I gate-crashed a wedding last week. In my defence, it was a genuine accident, but I am rather pleased that I did. Like many people, I enjoy a good wedding; it is one of those events where the power of love forcibly overpowers the cynicism and doubt that can inhabit some of our lives. It takes the most hardened cynic not to feel just a twinge of emotion and ‘something of the beyond’ when watching a couple committing themselves to a life with each other.

    © Barrie Mahoney 2024


    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    6 mins
  • Just Nuts About Almonds
    Nov 4 2024

    We know that Spring has arrived in the Canary Islands when we see the first flush of flowers on the many magnificent almond trees that embrace the islands. These beautiful flowers, which begin to open after Christmas, create a magnificent and rich landscape of colour. At the end of January and the beginning of February, almond trees demonstrate their full glory, encouraging celebrations in many towns and villages. Canarians never need much of an excuse to have a party, so this spectacle of natural beauty to celebrate the beginning of a New Year, doesn’t need much encouragement.

    © Barrie Mahoney 2024


    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    5 mins
  • It's Been a Crazy August in Spain!
    Oct 10 2024

    The usual August madness has swept across Spain with a vengeance. First of all, it was ‘refreshing’ to see that the reliable Swedish emporium of all things good and wholesome, namely Ikea, haven’t lost their sense of humour in marketing a lavatory brush given the appealing name of ‘Farage’. Sadly, Ikea has since disassociated itself from the toilet brush story and claims it is ‘fake news’, but all is not lost since they are selling a doormat under the name of ‘Borris’, which is the name of a small town in Denmark. It is a great pity about the loo brush though, since I rather like the idea of turning the name ‘Farage’ into a verb and would quite enjoy “faraging” the loo. Forgive me, but I am having an August moment, and I promise that I won’t mention the table (strong and stable) sold under the name of Theresa…

    © Barrie Mahoney 2024


    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    8 mins
  • Fuel Poverty
    Sep 26 2024

    It is of course, the poorest in society that are most affected by high electricity bills. Terms such as ‘Fuel Poverty’ or ‘Energy Poverty’ are some of the current meaningless phrases designed to make this serious issue somehow socially more acceptable. For many people, this can mean an impossible choice between keeping warm or eating. In the Canary Islands, those regarded as ‘vulnerable’, as well as large families can apply for a ‘social bonus’, which is designed to ease the cost of such bills by providing a discount. Unfortunately, as is the case with many such schemes in Spain, the system is unnecessarily complicated and bureaucratic, which many families simply do not understand, and such schemes often end up causing more harm than good.

    © Barrie Mahoney 2024

    To find out more about Barrie, his blogs, podcasts and books, go to: http://barriemahoney.com/

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    5 mins