Episodes

  • Ep. 79 Viral Gran Cancelled Me on TikTok
    Jul 25 2025

    Join the gang as we crack open a drink to mark the end of Season 4 drawing near and dive into the madness.

    In Have You Heard, Jake reports on a wild new dating trend: stealing someone’s lunch at work and using it to stalk them on LinkedIn… Is this cute, creepy, or criminal? Danny thinks it depends on the salad.

    Rachel returns with Agony Aunt—but it’s not your usual dilemmas. We’ve got a grandma going viral for ranking her grandchild’s exes, a love poem accidentally sent to the plumber, and a listener whose mum’s gym grind is putting them to shame.

    And in What the FAQ, Danny serves up “Gamahoosh,” a very real historical term for… mutual oral sex. Naturally, the gang takes it way too far.

    The gang also tease big things coming after the season finale and urge listeners to vote for them in the British Podcast Awards – Listener’s Choice. Don’t forget to get involved!


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    58 mins
  • Ep. 78 Cursed Labubus and Sensual Sourdough
    Jul 18 2025

    The heatwave’s got us dripping, but that’s not stopping the laughs this week. Jake, Rachel, Danny and James dive into the bizarre world of cursed Labubu collectibles, TikTok conspiracy theories and whether demon dolls are behind this endless heat. Jake’s convinced he’s going to get complaints, but it’s worth it.

    Rachel is back with Agony Aunt, helping a listener stuck between choosing art or medicine (and dealing with exes who date your best mate). James brings Confessionals, featuring a listener’s Freudian slip at work that might just be the most toe-curling (and hilarious) confession we’ve had in a while.

    Meanwhile, Danny’s What the FAQ delivers a historical fact so weird you’ll never look at your sourdough the same way again. We wrap up with a sweaty For Flip’s Sake with Jake summer quiz—yes, it’s hot, and no, we won’t stop complaining.

    Get ready for your weekly dose of British and Irish banter, pop culture rants and the kind of confessions you’ll be texting your mates about.

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    49 mins
  • Ep. 77 Lord Byron’s Sex Scandals & Thong-Wearing Roommate
    Jul 11 2025

    It’s Jake’s birthday and things go downhill immediately. From tragic country-western fashion choices to farting during a massage, the gang celebrates in the only way they know how.

    In Have You Heard, Jake dives into the messy, scandal-stuffed life of Lord Byron: the poet, lover, skull-collector, and original bad boy of British bisexuality. Expect pubic hair trophies, pet bears, and a shockingly inappropriate drinking cup.

    Agony Aunt returns with two listener dilemmas that’ll have you screaming. First up: a woman’s Tinder date shows up with his mum, who spoon-feeds him at dinner and expects her to pay for the meal. Then comes a mortifying tale of a sext gone wrong—sent to the wrong man entirely… her boss. Warm regards, indeed.

    Confessionals round things off with an unforgettable story about a woman who catches her male flatmate folding laundry while casually wearing her missing red satin thong—and calls it "surprisingly breathable." What would you do? Ban him from the drawer or buy him his own pair?


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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep. 76 Missing in the Bennington Triangle and Confessions You Won’t Believe!
    Jul 4 2025

    The gang is back with another unfiltered comedy episode packed with hot takes, viral listener confessions and pop culture moments you’ll be quoting all week.

    In Have You Heard, Jake uncovers the mystery of America’s Bennington Triangle—a real-life Bermuda Triangle in Vermont where hikers vanish and UFO sightings fuel conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, Agony Aunt Rachel dives into listener dilemmas about a nude cowboy surprise, awkward baby talk in the bedroom and a listener whose spaghetti dinner turned into a choking hazard. Over in Confessions, things get even weirder when a listener admits to spreading toenail clippings all over the bed—and the team’s reactions are priceless.

    Danny’s What the FAQ brings you the bizarre Victorian insult quockerwodger for your next argument, while Top 10 Takedown sees the gang battling it out with Irish trivia, quick-fire quips and unexpected knowledge drops. If you love British humour, Irish banter, weird confessions, conspiracy theories and laugh-out-loud podcast moments, this episode is the perfect listen for your commute, cardio or scroll breaks.


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    58 mins
  • Ep. 75 Bringin' Home The Gravy
    Jun 27 2025

    Episode 75 delivers another hour of unfiltered madness—featuring towel trauma, gravy-covered athletes, and a word that nearly broke Danny.

    We kick things off with a discussion on the bizarre world of gravy wrestling, which somehow spirals into stories of awkward encounters, broken boundaries, and what not to wear when answering the door.

    In Agony Aunt, the gang dishes out chaotic wisdom to listeners in need—covering friendship fallouts, stale relationships, and a man who may or may not be a walking red flag. It’s heartfelt, unhinged, and occasionally useful.

    Then, it’s time for What the FAQ, where Danny introduces the gang to the word lickspittle—a term so vile it causes a group existential crisis. Is it a medieval insult? A fetish? A new Gregg’s meal deal item? Who knows.

    And finally, we wrap with a Confessional featuring a listener, a towel, and an unfortunately punctual postman—proving once again that nudity and doorbells should never mix.


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    50 mins
  • Ep. 74 LIVE from Hastings!
    Jun 20 2025

    Things get messy this week — and not just because it’s 30 degrees and Jake’s legs are out. The whole gang is back in person to celebrate James's birthday, and it doesn’t take long for things to spiral. We’ve got hot takes, hotter armpits and more confessions than a Catholic priest on speed.

    In Have You Heard, meet the ex-RAF airman who hit the road with a rescue ferret named Bandit (van life just got weird). Rachel breaks down the scutters in What the FAQ, sending everyone into toilet-based trauma. And in Confessionals, listener stories include a whipped cream HR incident, a suspicious search history, and a woman who proudly poops in the shower like it’s a lifestyle choice.

    Plus, it’s the return of Meet in the Middle Mastermind — with Danny smashing musicals, Rachel rewinding to 80s bangers, and James making Drag Race look like a GCSE subject. Who takes the crown? Who forgets Bonnie Tyler? And who nearly sharts from nerves?


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    53 mins
  • Ep. 73 Stumped... Literally!
    Jun 13 2025

    In Episode 73, the gang is back with another hour of pure chaos-featuring vibrating housemates, funeral flirting and a photo mix-up that’ll haunt you forever.

    We kick things off with Have You Heard? where Jake shares the true story of a woman who attended over 200 strangers’ funerals to get the attention of a handsome undertaker. Is it creepy? Is it love? Is it just a free buffet? You decide.

    Rachel’s back on advice duty in Agony Aunt, unpacking three absolute disasters: a boyfriend sleep-talking about someone called Vanessa, a lad who sexts himself using the alter ego, and a vibrating drawer that’s getting way too comfortable in other people’s bedrooms.

    Then Danny delivers a questionable vocabulary lesson in What the FAQ, introducing the gang to the word “Fardel”—a term that sounds filthy, but sadly isn’t.

    Finally, James ends the show with a jaw-dropping Confessional: a lad sends a joke d*ck pic to his mate’s phone, only to find out that the mate’s wife had framed it, thinking it was her son's first photo. Yes. Really.

    And big news—next week’s episode is the second-ever in-person recording as all four hosts travel to Danny’s house. Expect carnage.

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    53 mins
  • Ep. 72 Nice Ring...Wrong Hole!
    Jun 6 2025

    This week on Meet in the Middle, chaos bubbles to the surface. In Have You Heard, Jake dives into the bizarre world of celebrity hygiene as Sydney Sweeney releases limited-edition soap made from her actual bathwater. Naturally, this sparks a debate about influencer branding, candle-based trauma and how many armpits it takes to ruin a bar of soap.

    Danny brings What the FAQ, teaching the gang what it means to “groak”—aka loiter for food without asking. Snack stealing, chip hovering and dinner-guest guilt all get dragged into the spotlight.

    Over in Agony Aunt, Rachel handles some peak dating disasters including Davier the Liar, a man who faked being French using Google Translate and croissants, and a romantic date that goes off the rails thanks to a missing hamster and one very unfortunate vomit.

    Confessionals delivers chaos on a different level—from a flirtation that ends in a cousin encounter, to a pub quiz fart so loud it echoed off the walls, and a compliment that took an awkward turn when someone mistook a woman’s ring for… well, her bumhole. It’s classic Meet in the Middle carnage—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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    56 mins