• CHAFING, CHEATING, AND CHAINMAIL UNDERPANTS: The Ridiculous History of the Chastity Belt | #MindOfMarlar
    Jun 9 2025
    Thick metal undies, jealous husbands, and a whole lot of misinformation — the chastity belt’s history is more hilarious than historical.
    Read the article and find sources: https://weirddarkness.com/mom-chastitybelt/
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    5 mins
  • RETURN TO SENDER: When Your Vacation Mementos Come With An Ancient Curse
    Jun 7 2025
    Canadian tourists are mailing back stolen Pompeii artifacts with confession letters claiming ancient Roman curses ruined their lives, proving that dead Romans apparently maintain more effective business practices than most modern corporations.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/Mind-PompeiiSouvenirs

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    7 mins
  • FORE! (AND ALSO SHARK!): The Weirdest Golf Story Ever
    Jun 6 2025
    When a disc golfer in South Carolina looked up to see an osprey carrying its lunch, he had no idea he was about to witness a hammerhead shark crash-land in the woods — leaving everyone to wonder what other aquatic nightmares might be raining down from above.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mind-flyinghammerhead

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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
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    7 mins
  • LOUISIANA TAKES AIM AT CHEMTRAILS: The State That Might Declare War On Basic Physics
    Jun 5 2025
    Louisiana's House just passed a bill to ban "chemtrails," potentially making it the first state to accidentally outlaw commercial aviation while opening the floodgates for conspiracy theorists to demand even more bizarre legislation.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mind-louisianachemtrails

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    11 mins
  • THE GREAT OSAKA UNDERWEAR CAPER: The Case of the Color-Coordinated Camisoles Criminal
    Jun 4 2025
    Police in Japan arrest a man whose 450-piece stolen underwear collection was so meticulously organized by color that it puts most people's sock drawers to shame.

    Read the #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mind-japanunderwearthief

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    5 mins
  • BREAKING NEWS: Loch Ness Discovered To Contain Fish, Monster Hunters Declare Victory
    Jun 3 2025
    Hundreds of grown adults spend four days staring at a lake, and call it "research.”
    Read the article: https://weirddarkness.com/mind-greatnessiehunt2025
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    5 mins
  • HOME SECURITY FOR THE CRIMINALLY MINDED: The Alarm-ing Case of Spain's Hypocritical Squatters
    Jun 2 2025
    Spanish squatters break into someone's house, then immediately install a security system to keep other people from doing exactly what they just did, because apparently irony is now a competitive sport.
    Read the article: https://weirddarkness.com/Mind-SpainSquatters
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    5 mins
  • Dear Google, Can I Kill An Illegal Immigrant? | #MindOfMarlar
    Jun 1 2025
    Ty Dalton Vaughn’s masterclass in self-incrimination proves that sometimes, the biggest crime is forgetting how the internet—and basic logic—works.
    Read the article and find sources: https://weirddarkness.com/dear-google-can-i-kill-an-illegal-immigrant/
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    6 mins
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