Episodes

  • SCOTS TO SUMMON ALIENS WITH THEIR MINDS: Ufologists Return to ‘79 Trouser Theft Site With Mood Music

    SCOTS TO SUMMON ALIENS WITH THEIR MINDS: Ufologists Return to ‘79 Trouser Theft Site With Mood Music
    Jul 24 2025
    A team of paranormal investigators will gather in the Scottish woods where aliens allegedly mugged a man's trousers in 1979, hoping to summon UFOs through meditation and what can only be described as intergalactic mood music.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article:
    https://weirddarkness.com/mm-scots-summon-aliens-meditation-dechmont-woods

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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
    #ScotlandUFO #DechmontWoods #AliensScotland #UFOMeditation #CE5Protocol #MalcolmRobinson #BobTaylorUFO #BonnyBridgeUFO #FalkirkTriangle #ScottishAliens #AlienContact #UFOSummoning #StevenGreer #ParanormalScotland #LivingstonUFO #TelepathicContact #ExtraterrestrialScotland #UFOSightingUK #ScottishUfologist #AlienEncounter #FlyingSaucerScotland #CloseEncountersFifthKind #UFO2025 #ScotlandParanormal #UFOHunters #AlienMeditation #ScottishXFiles
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    9 mins
  • THE PSYCHIC WHO COULDN’T SEE THE COPS COMING: A $104,000 Spiritual Journey to Jail #MindOfMarlar

    THE PSYCHIC WHO COULDN’T SEE THE COPS COMING: A $104,000 Spiritual Journey to Jail #MindOfMarlar
    Jul 23 2025
    A New York astrologer discovers that the spirits forgot to mention that whole "fraud is illegal" thing.


    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-psychic-cant-see-cops-104k-jail/

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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
    #PsychicFraud #HemanthKumarMuneppa #HicksvillePsychic #PsychicScam #FortunetellerArrested #NassauCountyCrime #FakePsychic #CrystalBallFraud #PsychicFail #SpiritualServicesFraud #ElderlyScamVictim #AnjanaJiAstrology #FortuneTellingIllegal #TrueCrimeComedy #FunnyTrueCrime #PsychicCantPredictArrest #DaveBarryStyle #PsychicGrandLarceny #NewYorkCrime #AstrologerArrested #ComedyCrime #PsychicScamGoneWrong #BankFraudPsychic #104000DollarScam #TrueCrimeHumor
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    7 mins
  • LAB TO CREATE BOOTLEG HUMAN DNA: Swears It’s Just As Good As Name Brand

    LAB TO CREATE BOOTLEG HUMAN DNA: Swears It’s Just As Good As Name Brand
    Jul 22 2025
    Cambridge researchers receive £10 million to build people from scratch – what could possibly go wrong?

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-bootlegdna

    MindOfMarlar™, WeirdDarkness®, Copyright ©2025
    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
    #SyntheticDNA #CambridgeResearch #HumanGenomeSynthesis #GeneticEngineering #DNAFromScratch #SyntheticChromosomes #WellcomeTrust #MolecularBiology #SyntheticBiology #LabGrownDNA #GeneticModification #DNASynthesis #GenomeEngineering #SyntheticOrgans #GeneticEthics #DNATechnology #HumanEnhancement #ScienceEthics #FutureOfMedicine #GeneticResearch #DNARewriting #BiotechNews #ScienceDebate #GeneticEngineeringUK #DNACustomization #SyntheticLife #GenomicScience #MedicalBreakthrough #DNAControversy #ScienceNews
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    6 mins
  • H2O-NO-YOU-DON’T: A Cooler Becomes a Crime, Cooler Heads Fight Against the HOA

    H2O-NO-YOU-DON’T: A Cooler Becomes a Crime, Cooler Heads Fight Against the HOA
    Jul 18 2025
    Arizona HOA Declares Jihad on Free Hydration in 115-Degree Heat

    A man gave away water. The HOA showed their appreciation by issuing $100 citations. Welcome to the suburbs.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-h2onoyoudont

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    #HOAFines #HomeownersAssociation #ArizonaHOA #DavidMartin #GoodyearArizona #CanyonTrailsHOA #WaterCoolerGate #HOAOverreach #CommunityKindness #HOABoardRecall #SuburbanBureaucracy #RidiculousHOARules #NeighborhoodDispute #HOAPowerTrip #HomeownerRights #HOAReform #FSResidential #HOAByLaws #CommunityActivism #HOAFail #PropertyValues #HOAMadness #KindnessFined #HOARevolt #NeighborHelpingNeighbors #HOAJustice #SuburbanNightmare #HOAAbuse #WaterInTheDesert #HOATyranny
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    7 mins
  • ‘I DO’ IN THE DARK WOODS: A Bride, A Groom, And a Sasquatch

    ‘I DO’ IN THE DARK WOODS: A Bride, A Groom, And a Sasquatch
    Jul 15 2025
    Two cryptid enthusiasts prove that the couple who hunts together, grunts together!

    In a ceremony that finally answered the age-old question "Does Bigfoot believe in love?" two humans exchanged vows while a seven-foot-tall hairy officiant pronounced them husband and wife.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-bridegroomsasquatch

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    #BigfootWedding #CryptidWedding #WestVirginiaBigfootFestival #BigfootFestival2025 #SasquatchOfficiant #MothmanWeddingGuest #CryptidLove #WVCryptidFestival #SuttonWV #UnusualWeddings #ParanormalWedding #BigfootCommunity #CryptozoologyWedding #MonsterFestival #ThemedWedding #ChristyAndRonHowes #AlternativeWedding #OffbeatWedding #BigfootOfficiatesWedding #CryptidLoveStory #FestivalWedding #QuirkyWedding #ParanormalRomance #CryptidArt #WestVirginiaEvents #AppalachianCryptids #WeirdWeddings #CryptidEnthusiasts #BigfootBelievers #LoveFindsAWay
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    5 mins
  • SHRIMP ARE BREAKING BAD: Every Single Shrimp in England Tested Positive for Cocaine (Not Clickbait)

    SHRIMP ARE BREAKING BAD: Every Single Shrimp in England Tested Positive for Cocaine (Not Clickbait)
    Jul 14 2025
    A new study reveals that England's freshwater shrimp aren't just dealing with pollution—they're dealing with a full-blown drug problem that would make a rock star jealous.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-breakingbadshrimp
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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.

    #CocaineShrimp #DrugPositiveShrimp #EnglandPollution #FreshwaterShrimp #SuffolkShrimpStudy #UKRivers #PharmaceuticalPollution #WaterContamination #EnvironmentalPollution #SeafoodSafety #WeirdScience #BizarreNews #ShrimpOnDrugs #KingsCollegeLondon #DrugPollution #RiverEcosystem #AquaticWildlife #ChemicalContamination #KetamineShrimp #BannedPesticides #EnvironmentalToxicology #BritishWaterways #FunnyScience #ViralScience #StrangeAnimalFacts #SewagePollution #EnvironmentalHumor #ScienceNews #ResearchFindings #WildlifeContamination #UKEnvironment #OddNews #MarineLife #PollutionCrisis #EnvironmentalStudy
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    7 mins
  • START YOUR CRYPTID CAREER: Scream in the Woods, Dance Weirdly, Get Fed by Strangers

    START YOUR CRYPTID CAREER: Scream in the Woods, Dance Weirdly, Get Fed by Strangers
    Jul 10 2025
    A Chinese park is hiring full-time forest monsters to scare tourists, grunt at passersby, and get paid $89 a day with accident insurance and zero dignity.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article:
    https://weirddarkness.com/MM-StartYourCryptidCareer

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    7 mins
  • Man Loses Wife AND Disability Benefits After Taking Ex-Girlfriend BIGFOOT Hunting

    Man Loses Wife AND Disability Benefits After Taking Ex-Girlfriend BIGFOOT Hunting
    Jul 9 2025
    When your marriage ends over Sasquatch… and the judge sides with the cryptid
    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-squatchdivorce
    MindOfMarlar™, WeirdDarkness®, Copyright ©2025
    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
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    5 mins