Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

By: Long Cat Media
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  • Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.
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Episodes
  • S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

    S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)
    Aug 30 2024
    Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    24 mins
  • Introducing: Sorry About The Murder

    Introducing: Sorry About The Murder
    Jul 26 2024
    Greetings, Bernard here! And today Magenta and I would like to introduce you to another wonderful show from the Fable & Folly podcast network. It's called Sorry About The Murder - or rather "SAWRY ABOOT THE MRRDRR EH!" Alright, I won't do any more Canadian accents from now on. Anyway, Sorry About The Murder is a very Canadian murder mystery podcast, set in the perfect little town of Beavermont Ontario. That's really all you need to know - it's a wonderful cosy black comedy of a show, with lovely writing and a colourful cast of characters. It's a sort of Garrison Keillor-ish Murder She Wrote. What a joy. And given that a lot of it takes place in an ice rink, because, you know, Canada, It's also full of brilliant kitsch organ music which greatly appeals to me. And for Brits like us, it's a very interesting insight into what these small Canadian towns are like. I mean, minus the murder. Presumably. I don't know, actually. I get the impression it's not that common. Anyway, Season 1 is complete and out now, and it's very short - 8 episodes, 10-15 minutes long - so you could kill the whole thing in one sitting over a delicious poutine and a bottle of Stubbies beer. Sorry About The Murder is available wherever you get your podcasts. And here is episode 1, entitled BONJOUR, BEAVERMOUNT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    12 mins
  • S4E4 - Lone Wolf

    S4E4 - Lone Wolf
    Jul 12 2024
    Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    25 mins
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I have no idea how I found the works of Lindsey and Owen but I am NOT sorry! I enjoy every single character they do! But Magenta has to be one of my absolute favorites.

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This is amazing super funny and all over the place. It’s different but a good kind of different.

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Funny, exciting, and random

I've been listening to this podcast since it started and I can't express how much I love it. Whimsical, quirky, adventures of a wonderful esoteric woman. So much random fun.

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