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Married, Divorced & Dating

Married, Divorced & Dating

By: Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood
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The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.Copyright 2021 All rights reserved. Hygiene & Healthy Living Relationships Social Sciences
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  • #97 - Strap in and strap on
    Jun 23 2025

    This week’s episode is seriously insightful!

    Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationship with a trans woman. They join us to share their personal journey and insights into navigating open, authentic, and exploratory relationships of past and present.

    From sexual desires, to boundaries, communication and gender eurphoria, Eclipse dives deep with honesty, and heart. It’s raw, it’s real, and it might just open your eyes to a whole new world.

    Plus we have a gut wrenghing response from a listener who has been personally victimaised by their now, ex-fiance and ChatGPT

    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

    Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

    Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

    You had me at Cheese: https://www.instagram.com/youhadmeatcheesepodcast

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    Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • #96 - ‘He muted a work meeting to eat me out’
    Jun 16 2025

    Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe you're after a cheeky background check to see how they’ve behaved in past relationships? Rachel’s found the ultimate app for you!

    This week, we're joined by our mate Patty, who drops a jaw-dropping story about an “exclusive” relationship that started with sparks, spice, and serious romance… before taking a dark and twisted couple of turns.

    And to wrap it all up: thinking about upgrading your private parts? We’re serving up all the juicy hacks for better sperm and puswah!

    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

    Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

    Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

    Patty’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pattyinplaces

    Tea App: https://www.teaforwomen.com/

    Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com

    Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

    instagram.com/neillfraser/

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    45 mins
  • #95 - Neck Deep in Gobbies
    Jun 9 2025

    Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week

    Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace stories we’ve heard in a while involving night shifts, a broken work machine, and a very hands on way of keeping morale high around the office.

    Then we chat about whether ChatGPT is actually ruining relationships. Is your partner jealous of AI? Are we outsourcing our feelings to robots now? And are heartfelt messages being replaced by eerily perfect digital love notes?

    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/

    Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

    Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

    Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com

    Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

    instagram.com/neillfraser/

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    35 mins
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