Episodes

  • Moon Over Latveria
    Jun 16 2025

    Moon Knight vs. Dr. Doom!

    In this Season 1 Bonus Episode, we find the Latverian Lion holed up in his Kip Bay Consulate, but that isn't stopping him from sending the greatest 90's hit squad this side of...

    well...

    there are a lot better hit squads...

    But still! They're sent to deal with a certain Right Fist of Khonshu.

    Beneath the Crescent Moon, we've got action, we've got drama, we've got Dr. Doom doing damage!

    Bring your thesauruses... Thesauri? Who knows anymore?!

    Bonus Episodes can be found @ Patreon.com/hspp

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    44 mins
  • Rumble, Young Man, Rumble II: The Inside Man
    May 19 2025

    Doctor Octopus vs. Spider-Man... AGAIN!

    We’ve got Spidey crashin’ out

    We’ve got John Jameson

    We’ve got a heist that would make Vulture proud

    and Ock cashin' in

    we’ve got a rumble at Stark Industries

    and nullifiers galore

    Yeah, Spidey and Ock were enemies but now?

    Something more?

    And We’ve got me!

    We’ve got you

    We’ve got… no further ado...

    We’ve got The Amazing Spider-Man #55 Doc Ock Wins or Rumble, Young Man, Rumble II: The Inside Man!

    Bonus Episodes can be found at Patreon.com/HSPP sign up now!

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    47 mins
  • The Touch-Me-Notzees II: Follow The Money!
    Apr 22 2025

    In this episode, we talk tariff conspiracies, charismatic authority, and pontificate something fierce on the need to find your lane and put the pedal through the floor...

    Somewhere in there Namor and The Invaders put fascists in the only place they ever should be, on their backs.

    Bonus Episodes contain curses, we apologize for nothin'!

    And this Bonus Episode's a freebie... Sorry for the wait!

    Bonus Episodes can be found @ Patreon.com/HSPP!

    Correction: In the intro, I say this is Namor: The Sub-Mariner Vol. I #11 in actuality it's #12... oopsie!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • The Zingeroo Shuffle II: Guess Who's Comin' to Dinner!
    Mar 17 2025

    Doctor Octopus, fresh off his victory against The King of Swing does the only thing any self-respecting would-be Kingpin of Crime should... subleases a room in the Forest Hills Queens section of New York City. What are the odds Spidey's not dead and the room belongs to his loving Aunt May?

    I mean it's comic books, sooooooo 100%!

    We've got Pete Parker vs. Otto Octavius...

    We've got Spider-Man vs. The Master Planner Gang...

    We've got the Golden Liability vs. The Hateful Eight...

    We've got windows and walls and alleys destroyed!

    The only thing missing is you, friend!

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    45 mins
  • The Turntable Tale II: The Hateful 008
    Jan 25 2025

    We've waited over twenty issues for our favorite Monologuing Madman's return and 008 doesn't disappoint!

    Rooftop battle?

    Check!

    Pontification?

    Check!

    Paris Hilton?

    Check! That's Hot

    Explosions, flirtations, subleasing agreements?

    Check! Check! Check!

    All we seem to be missing is you!

    Bonus episodes of Me & my friend, Pete can be found at Patreon.com/HSPP sign up now... please? These student loans ain't no joke!

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    49 mins
  • There Ain't No Punchlines to Fists Flyin' IV: The Tintinnabulating Tableau!
    Dec 15 2024

    We've got the Amazing Spider-Man's fourth annual.

    The Wingless Wizard teaming up with the Master of Monologues himself... MYSTERIO!

    But no worries, Spidey ain't come alone! He's teaming up with the one and only-- well, the third and best Human Torch -The Long Island Igniter- himself, Jonathan Lowell Spencer Storm!

    Sign up for Bonus Episodes @ Patreon.com/HSPP now!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • The Golden Liability: Dead Position
    Oct 19 2024

    Question:

    What would you do if you lost a one-on-one bout with New York's newest Kingpin of Crime and woke up in a death chamber strapped to the one man who spends his life making yours a living hell?

    If you're Spidey, you get up, you get goin' and you get your rematch!

    Bonus Episodes of Me & my friend, Pete can be found at Patreon.com/HSPP

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    42 mins
  • Don't Call it a Comeback!
    Sep 11 2024

    Season 3 is here and that means Spidey takes on the newly crowned Big Boss of New York... The Kingpin! Our hero thinks he's got this one in the bag, but turns out the 6'7, 450 lb. man mountain won't roll over so easy!

    WELCOME BACK AND WELCOME TO SEASON 3!

    Sign up now for Bonus Episodes of Me & my friend, Pete @patreon.com/HSPP!

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    46 mins
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