No guy actually enjoys playing an instrument. We just do it in the hopes that it will draw the attention of attractive women. And it will - if we choose the right instrument.

In this video, I'm going to tell you the best instruments for picking up chicks. Some are obvious, but some might surprise you. And if you master any of the instruments on this list, don't be surprised when women can't keep their hands off you.

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Let's suppose you wear punk clothes and go to lots of punk shows. Are you afraid everyone knows you're only there to pose as one of the real punk bros?

Well, fear not. Cause in this video, I'm going to show you how to know if you're a poseur. By the end, you'll know exactly where you land on the poseur-punk spectrum.

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Us humans love to categorize things and music is no exception. We take artists, bands, albums, and songs and lump them together with other artists, bands, albums, and songs that kinda sorta sound the same and call these groups genres. Rock, pop, country, electronic, classical - these are all examples of musical genres. But did you know that within these broad genres there exist subgenres, some with subgenres of their own? And some of THOSE subgenres even have their own subgenres. In this video, I'm gonna tell you about some of these sub-sub-subgenres that you might not know exist. Some of them probably shouldn't, but they all do.

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If you've ever learned how to do anything, you know it can take lots of time and effort to master a new skill. Guitar playing is no exception. Do you think guitar virtuosos like Van Halen, Randy Rhoades, and John Pettrucci were able to shred the first time they picked up a guitar? Of course not. They were once awful noobs who couldn't play anything, just like you are now. But they put in the time and effort, working their way up through the levels of guitarmanship and you can, too. In this video, learn how to level up from being a virtually worthless level-zero guitarist to becoming the greatest guitar virtuoso the world has ever seen.

MusicBSharp Episode 027: The 3.5 Levels Of Guitarmanship

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There's nothing better than getting up on your punk-rock high horse so you can talk down to other punks. By arming yourself with these 10 random punk-rock facts, you can out-punk even the crustiest of old-school punks with your newfound knowledge. It doesn't matter if you just discovered the punk scene yesterday: arm yourself with this useless punk-rock trivia and you can go from poseur to punk in as long as it takes you to watch this video.

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I'm all for equality. And since my last video was aimed at the fellas, this one is for the ladies. Actually, it's about a lady: me!

I was curious to know what unique struggles women face in the music world, so I decided to become one for a day. Join me as I explore what it's like being a female musician.

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