If there's one episode you won't want to miss, it's this one. We start off by responding to a VERY interesting letter that may or may not make the case as to why a certain organization is cultlike. AND we saved our best picks for our #1 spots, including cults we've stumbled into during our early 20s. Broached topics include: Media Officers Seem Like Police Officers, How To Become A Supreme Leader, Convenient Methods for Joining Cults, Assistant to The Supreme Topper, and a special made up cult that has never been seen before in reality ever.

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Some of us had an easier time than others thinking of cults we might just join. But we're not examining what that means! We talked about cults for so long, we had to break this episode into two parts. Broached topics include: Alien Scientists, Our Cult Family Name, Can You Trust PETA's Website, Running for the Hills Naked, and iPhone vs. Android.

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Boy Howdy! Buckle yourselves in for a wild ride as we brave the depths of high school and relive our most embarrassing moments.*** If you're an adult who knew us during this time, please, skip the first twenty or so minutes of this podcast. It involves periods.

Broached topics include: Post-Hand Embarrassment, How to Insert a Tampon, Asking Boys to Dance, Creepy Teachers, The Pain of Existing at 15, Psychotic Girl Crushes, and Periods, Period.

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***the most embarrassing moments we are willing to share publicly. These may not be our absolute most embarrassing, which we will take to the grave.

As summertime approaches, we review our biggest pet peeves while on vacation. Join us as we recount our most annoying moments on vacation and try not to name actual names. Watch us perform mental gymnastics as we complain about what pretty much everyone would complain about!

Broached topics include: How to Form a Habit, Cara's Sugar High Horse, Mara Starting Shit, Lines and More Lines, WHAT'S THE PLAN vs. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, and finally, a Clear Winner.

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It's Autism Awareness Month! Our high school friend Tyler, founder of the Barefoot Autism Challenge, suggested that we talk about unique ways to paint in honor of this month's theme, Barefoot Art. Broached topics include: Is Art Physical?, Painting with Pets, Collecting the Blood of Your Friends, the Trajectory of Horse Tail Swishes, and What IS Microsoft Paint?

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It's time for a topic that is discussed at 4th grade lunch tables across America: what animal would you want to be turn into? Mara discovers she wants to be kept. Marian goes for the land, air, and water trifecta. Cara gets freaky with butt juice and polygamy. Join us as we argue over which animal would give us the best life.

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Just 3 best friends coming up with excruciating ethical dilemmas in order to give us sound bytes that would definitely tank us should we run for office ten years from now. Join us as we discuss cheating, murder, trolleys, organs, and vegetarians.

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Just 3 best friends unilaterally judging all baby boy names, as is our God-given right. Topics of interest: A Million New Year Updates, Hypermasculine Baby Boys, Marian vs. Insta Influencers, Mara Makes It Personal, Bad Nicknames, Bullies, and Is Adolf a Cop Out?

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