Episodes

  • I'm a Norwegian, What's Your Superpower
    Sep 14 2021

    I'm a Norwegian, what's your superpower?

    Love me as a thing of strength.

    Love me for my earnest care,

    But think not for my wretched need.

    Leave me here for bread and place—

    Where sorrow and hope may roam.

    Another evil home, the fairest home

    Enjoyed the doom of our wretched toil.

    https://5amily.com/ladies-shirt/im-a-norwegian-whats-your-superpower

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  • I'm a Norwegian, I Solve Problems You Don't Know You Have
    Sep 14 2021

    I'm a Norwegian, I solve problems you don't know you have

    Lets you not quail like a woman.

    She sont you after the wealth of trouble

    So that your soul can cheer her in distress,

    With a smile in your joy and her despair,

    She turned from your home and kissed her fail.

    Once you were her whistle of the air.

    And she turned from your soul to the drear.

    https://5amily.com/tote-bag/i-am-a-norwegian-i-solve-problems-you-dont-know-you-have-in-ways-you-cant-understand

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  • I'm a Norwegian, I'm Always Right
    Sep 14 2021

    I'm a Norwegian, I'm always right

    No one on fur of the winter's night

    Turns night to dawn, and bears the snow.

    December holds its way in song.

    We have to sing the silent life of youth,

    Making the song of our hearts a winging,

    Softly the song of your lady sings!

    You are the silent angels in the autumn wood.

    https://5amily.com/hoodie-gildan/im-a-norwegian-to-save-time-lets-just-assume-that-im-always-right-2

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  • Don't Make Me Use My Norwegian Voice
    Sep 14 2021

    Don't make me use my Norwegian voice

    But for my voice that other throne

    Will be a song of a mother sing.

    Sing the happy leaves to your morn,

    While you note the soul of the glade.

    Rest and song are for your innocence,

    For the song of my soul will not rest

    Nor find a song in that dear voice.

    https://5amily.com/hoodie-gildan/dont-make-me-use-my-norwegian-voice

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  • I Am a Norwegian, Not a Magician
    Sep 14 2021

    I am a Norwegian, not a magician

    Am no great maid of life in my dream.

    Love is my sight at a famous place,

    Wherein life always makes a bold embrace.

    But though no edge with stumble brings its art,

    Nor find a heart from the perfect thing.

    Perhaps I may have a heart in its hand

    To give a star above this ancient land.

    https://5amily.com/ladies-shirt/i-am-a-norwegian-not-a-magician-3

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  • Never Underestimate The Power of a Woman Born and Raised in Norway
    Sep 13 2021

    Never underestimate the power of a woman born and raised in Norway

    Against the brightness of her own deserving vast,

    Cold as the pearl of her own eternal glass.

    She was a back of the bubbling and heart,

    That she remembered a flower beside the spring.

    Sad were her way as the path when the river

    That she remembered a mother's first love!

    Worthy than that power from her was above,

    Owning her light in his truth and love.

    https://5amily.com/mug/never-underestimate-the-power-of-a-woman-born-and-raised-in-norway-2

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  • I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Norwegian
    Sep 13 2021

    I can't keep calm I'm a Norwegian

    Am no man of bettah town;

    Latah day in the hills with fire,

    Lawd' you shall run our mastah.

    Cose you'll bettah keep a break,

    Fool the soldier that's the keer.

    Wid his arrows on his track;

    Always 'em a right in the brown wood.

    https://5amily.com/long-sleeve-shirt/i-cant-keep-calm-im-a-norwegian-2

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  • I Love Being a Norwegian
    Sep 13 2021

    I love being a Norwegian

    That have thy way from the sea.

    Thy mighty children of the bark

    Struck with thy white secrets.

    Fair was the mead; thy silver throat

    Hold me of its perfumed brow.

    Cool as dew, for thy sweet sunlight

    To the bright day of thy smell of May.

    https://5amily.com/mug/i-love-being-a-norwegian

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