"No One Cares About: Your New Teammates" is packed with the latest updates and insights in the world of fantasy football. Your hosts, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy, dive into the whirlwind of news covering key trades like DeAndre Hopkins to the Kansas City Chiefs and Amari Cooper's shift to Buffalo Bills. They also discuss significant team changes following recent firings, such as the Raiders' offensive coordinator Luke Getsy and the Saints' head coach Dennis Allen.

Listeners get a detailed update on player byes for Weeks 10 and 11, with teams like the Cleveland Browns and Seattle Seahawks resting in Week 10, and the Arizona Cardinals and New York Giants in the following week. The episode then turns to the week's critical injuries, notably Dak Prescott's severe hamstring issue putting him on IR and Cooper Rush stepping up as Dallas' starting quarterback.

The show continues with a deep dive into the top fantasy performances from Week 9, highlighting impressive outings from Joe Burrow and Jalen Hurts in the quarterback category, and strong performances from Saquon Barkley and De'Von Achane at running back.

Listeners are treated to a live call-in segment with some fun banter, followed by a recap of the Week 10 bets of the week, games and predictions.

In the latest episode of No One Cares About: Your QB Drama, Commish Jhonny, and Co-Host Crispy the hosts discuss Anthony Richardson’s benching, the upcoming trade deadline, and injuries affecting several key players. They also provide a recap of Week 8’s top 10s and preview Week 9’s games. They are joined by Rube for his bets of the week and wrap up with the Commish and Crispy Corner.

In the latest episode of No One Cares About: Your Trading Block, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss the DeAndre Hopkins trade to Kansas City, and Cooper Kupp’s status that remains uncertain. Injury updates are provided for several players, including Tua Tagovailoa, Jayden Daniels, and Deshaun Watson. The top 10 PPR rankings for quarterbacks, running backs, wide receivers, and tight ends are also shared. And Rube calls in for his weekly hypothetical bets.

In episode 307 of No One Cares About, “Your Broken Team,” Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the latest NFL chaos, with Crispy’s spirit at an all-time low thanks to fantasy football woes and an underwhelming NFL season by her Cowboys. They cover the Cowboys’ disappointing performance and debate whether firing the whole team is the solution. The injury report is extensive, touching on key players like Tua Tagovailoa, Nick Chubb, and Cooper Kupp. They discuss Week 7 matchups, where Crispy puts her faith in all the feline-named teams. Tune in for their weekly picks, Rube’s call-in segment, and updates from the Commish & Crispy Corner.

This week’s episode of “No One Cares About: Your Job Security" Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host cover the latest NFL news, including injuries and coaching changes. It also highlights the top 10 fantasy football performances from week 5 and provides a recap of the week 6 pick’ems. Ruben calls in with this weeks bets including a 12 team parlay. And they get a call from a ghost! The hosts wish listeners luck in their fantasy football games, except for those playing against them.

In episode 305 of No One Cares About, titled “Your Diva Receivers,” Jhonny and Crispy discuss the latest drama surrounding Davante Adams’ trade request and where he might land. They provide updates on key injuries, including Anthony Richardson, Russell Wilson, and Raheem Mostert, and discuss the impact on fantasy lineups. The duo covers Week 4’s top performers, highlighted by Nico Collins and Derrick Henry, and break down upcoming Week 5 matchups, including a thrilling OT TNF game. As always, they wrap up with their CCC segment and sign off with their classic good luck (unless you’re playing them).

In episode 304 of No One Cares About: Your Not So Tight End, Jhonny and Crispy dive into the challenges of tight ends, highlighting Travis Kelce and Mark Andrews' ongoing issues. They break down Week 3’s top performers, key injuries, and offer insights on the impact of notable players like Christian McCaffrey and Justin Herbert. The duo also previews Week 4 matchups, including TNF’s Cowboys vs. Giants game, and continue their weekly Pick’ems competition. As always, they close out with the CCC segment and their signature sign-off banter.

It's Week 3 of the 2024 season! Co-Host Crispy leads the panic parade through the never ending list of injuries from Week 2. But not all hope is lost as this week's episode also highlights rising hopefuls across offenses in the Top 10s. Make sure to tune in through the end for Week 3 matchups and the team picks!