Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Labour MP for Constituencyshire Central, Ben Bland, who talks about why he almost rebelled on the Social Care Bill this week; a disappointed festival-goer, Susanna, tells us how politics ruined Glastonbury for her and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about the Bank of England's plans to redesign British bank notes.

Ben will put one animal down every hour, on the hour, until you've all filled in this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Thank you to Jonathan and Faye Robinson, who signed up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They will now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, such as this week's interview with a man who has outsourced all his decisions to ChatGPT.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Ed MacArthur, Sooz Kempner, Marcus Brigstocke, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Ed MacArthur is performing a madcap, multi-instrumental blast of light entertainment with songs, stand-up and sketches in London on Wednesday 9th July at the Crazy Coqs. Tickets here.

Sooz is previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, at various places around the UK including London, Chippenham, and Bath. Details here.

Ed Morrish also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; former academic Professor Godfrey Matthews tells us how London has fallen; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about New York City's mayoral election primary. Meanwhile, Producer Martin sends some roving reports from Glastonbury.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Thank you to Victoria, Gerard Speers and Cyril Sneer, all of whom signed up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They will now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, such as this week's interview with a billionaire who is spending his fortune in pursuit of one goal: looking like a baby.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Max Olesker, Marcus Brigstocke, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Max's award-winning cult comedy spectacular, Clash of the Comics, in which comedians like James Acaster, Aisling Bea and Rosie Jones are transformed into professional wrestlers, is coming to the Hammersmith Apollo on Oct 8th - for one night only - in aid of Comic Relief. Tickets here.

Marcus's latest tour, Vitruvian Mango, continues in the autumn. Tickets here.

Tom is part of Shoot From The Hip, who are on Patreon.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school); and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about Hot & Spicy weather.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Our Patreons will also hear our interview with Jonathan Gullis, who tells us about his new job at the Centre For Social Justice. We've put the video of that up for free at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you can also sign up to receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and bonus podcasts.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Sooz Kempner, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Sooz is previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, in places like Bristol, Farsley, Chippenham and London. Ticket details here.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, who reviews her own spending review; Eshaan Akbar rates the BBC's apology for David Walliams's arm-waving; and Batman tells us how Robert Jenrick's vigilantism has inspired him to change how he tackles crime in Gotham.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Thanks to Sarah Beart, who signed up to our Patreon this week. She will also hear our interview with Harriet's best friend Caroline, who co-hosts Harriet's other podcast, I Ghosted My Friend And Then Punched Her In The Tits. If you want to hear that, sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's buying new submarines and why they will all have a reverse gear; Fiona Inance, Professor of Freedomnomics at Great Lakes University, joins us to give real-time commentary on Donald Trump's brilliant tariffs; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about white people becoming a minority in the UK.

Thanks to Michael Connor, Clodagh Harris, Adam Liplatt and Tony Evans, all of whom signed up to our Patreon this week. They will also hear our interview with TV's Dr. Lucy, who tells us all about her revolutionary "blood health" monitoring device and app. If you want to hear that, sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Davina Bentley, Bethany Black and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Joz will be screening his pilot, Just be Happy (also starring Phil Ellis, Huge Davies and Donna Preston) at Eggbox at The Pleasance on 1st July: tickets available here.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Bethany has two specials available on Go Faster Stripe: Unwinnable, and Always Bet On Beth.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:

• What do you hope is included in the UK/US trade deal?
• Why does Keir Starmer get such rubbish bribes?
• What sort of Robot would each of you like to have, and what would you get them to do?

...and more!

To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the other bonuses you get every week, head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for £5 or £10/month.

Thanks to all our Patreons for making this episode possible.

Recorded at Streamline Studios, Deptford.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give his view on Gary Lineker's early departure from Match of the Day; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Kneecap's terror charges.

Patreons will also hear our interview with Dr. Hillary Acadeemya from the Transatlantic Institute For Sensible Government, who tells us how the media should be covering Trump's second term. If you want to hear that in full you'll have to sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Tom Crowley, Mark Davison, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Tom has an excellent sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time that you should listen to.

Mark does sketches with Anthony Richardson as The Exploding Heads, and they have a sports-based podcast called Sports Horn.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going to make him over sixty million new Facebook friends; they get ready with BBC Director General Tim Davie, who explains why the BBC needs to be trusted on TikTok (hit that subscribe button if you agree); and Eshaan Akbar ranks the apology of Green Party leadership candidate Zach Polanski gave for trying to hypnotise women into having larger breasts.

Patreons will also hear our interview with SofAI's AIleen Pooter, whose company is revolutionising sofas by harnessing the power of AI. If you want to hear that in full you'll have to sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Joz is hosting his mixed-media evening Eggbox at The Pleasance in Islington on the 1st July, and will be performing You Wait. Time Passes at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.