• Ep. 59 - Mahomes is Fat, But Radio DJs Are Fatter - 07/11/2025
    Jul 11 2025

    It’s a full-on three-way Idaho radio mash-up! Viktor Wilt and Peaches welcome the one and only Josh Tielor from Classy 97 into the madness for a deeply unserious but disturbingly informative hour covering everything from shirtless Mahomes discourse to the haunted house BBQ scent of your nightmares.

    This episode features:

    • Peaches and Viktor go viral (hopefully) by insulting LeBron and backing Mahomes' post-Fourth-of-July dad bod
    • A radio host in Kansas City calls Mahomes fat, which somehow becomes a discussion on Nikola Jokić’s squabble-run and Al from Toy Story’s physique
    • Peaches accuses every Gen Xer of being overwhelmed by iPads, retirement, and the existence of purple hair
    • Josh explains why everyone is obsessed with Buc-ee’s, the Texas-based beaver-themed gas station empire—and whether it lives up to the hype
    • A wild dive into distribution center logistics, Idaho’s growth, and Josh’s secret Target backstory
    • The trio debate the ethics of Terrifier Halloween costumes for seven-year-olds, explore Josh’s horror aversion, and try to peer-pressure him into Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
    • And yes, Viktor spilled an aging can of Celsius and lost his will to live for a moment (briefly)

    Also:

    • Trader Joe’s parking lot trauma
    • Why Peaches will not be doing “OnlyFarms” to fund his retirement
    • Lou Brutus supremacy
    • Haunted houses with real barbecue smells
    • “Buttons,” the haunted house slider, and the terrifying future of GoPro POV content

    It’s spooky, it’s stupid, it’s full of beaver-based branding—and it’s absolutely worth the full hour.

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    32 mins
  • Ep. 58 - Walmart is Maddie’s Disneyland - 07/09/2025
    Jul 9 2025

    Peaches is sick. Viktor is gone. Maddie Kidd is in. Welcome to The Noon Hour of Mildness & Mediocrity—also known as today’s Madness & Mayhem. While Peaches coughs through his sickness like a man recovering from a three-day kayak bender, Maddie carries the show like an audio EMT, serving commentary, chaos, and cat facts in equal measure.

    Topics you'll laugh/cry/sneeze through include:

    • Peaches missing his Parkway Drive interview to protect Winston from whatever biohazard lives in his lungs
    • A pitch for Peaches Pal T-Shirts featuring death metal font and a lonely fruit
    • Debate over whether it’s more fun to go inside Walmart or use pickup, and why Maddie calls it “her enrichment time”
    • Cinderblock the Cat’s mysterious Instagram disappearance, and the chonk-sized grief it triggered
    • Remembering Tommy, Tabitha, and Sheldon—Peaches’ tortoises with soap opera-level drama
    • Maddie’s traumatic axolotl parenting phase, shrimp hatchery horror, and why she’s not fit to be a mother (to amphibians)
    • A Walmart-parking-lot manifesto on people who block the crosswalk for no reason at all

    Also: hot spring storm chaos, poolside video blurring strategies, small-town dive bars, back-to-school PTSD, and Maddie’s upcoming one-year workaversary (complete with impending nursing home jokes).

    If you're into chill July vibes, rogue cats, or two people trying their best while both a little broken—this one’s for you.

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    16 mins
  • Ep. 57 - Don’t Trust Frontier or Jose from California - 07/03/2025
    Jul 9 2025

    It’s a holiday-week takeover! With Viktor out resting for the Fourth, Peaches opens the studio doors to longtime friends Christian Virga and Matt Tucker, who just arrived in Idaho Falls after a chaotic travel gauntlet that included Frontier flight drama, mysterious Denver airport conspiracies, and Salt Lake layovers that went sideways.

    The guys recap:

    • A $1,500 flight buyout offer that Matt maybe should’ve taken
    • Their first impressions of Idaho, Pocatello, and the underrated food scene
    • Peaches' glowing review of Culver’s vs California avocado toast
    • The truth behind snipe hunting and why Peaches refuses to fall for it
    • Getting lost in the 17 Mile Cave, raiding army surplus stores, and fully embracing the Idaho lifestyle

    They also dive into:

    • The final Ozzy Osbourne show and whether Ozzy might literally die on stage
    • Drone shows vs real fireworks and why Californians better keep their techy hands off Idaho’s explosives
    • T-Pain covering “War Pigs” (yes, it slaps)
    • DJ Mustard, Lil Jon, and surprise Vegas concert stories
    • Peaches and Matt’s shared past at TMZ, where they learned two things: never trust Bubba the Love Sponge, and always keep your résumé In-N-Out Burger ready
    • Viktor’s abandoned glasses, now touched by multiple people (he will not survive this mentally)

    Also: random newscast cameos, getting recognized in Pocatello bars, prepping for the Snake River Landing Riverfest, and teasing the Pantera & Amon Amarth ticket giveaway.

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    19 mins
  • Ep. 56 - We Googled the Best Burrito So You Don’t Have To - 07/02/2025
    Jul 2 2025

    This might be the most chaotic pre-Fourth of July episode ever. Peaches and Viktor go off the rails early—imagining a full-staff Squid Game-style showdown in the station, complete with Peaches towering over the sleeping bodies of co-workers and Viktor doing arts and crafts with marbles like it’s his last day on Earth.

    From there, it only gets messier:

    • A deep roast of the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group, where “just Google it” becomes the official motto
    • A passionate debate about burrito recommendations, ID photos with unblurred addresses, and whether Peaches is a known local fugitive
    • The untimely resurrection of Bubba the Love Sponge, who is (allegedly) still doing “radio”
    • Peaches' past life as “Mister In-N-Out”
    • And one very confused listener who may or may not have signed Peaches up for 7-Eleven rewards in revenge

    Also featured:

    • PSA: Don’t hold fireworks
    • A California fireworks warehouse explosion caught on video
    • Roman candles + eyeballs = permanent regret
    • Why Peaches should never play tug-of-war in Squid Game (unless you're on his team)

    In short, this is what happens when a long weekend is approaching and nobody’s slept, everyone’s overworked, and the internet won’t stop making dumb people famous.

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    25 mins
  • Ep. 55 - Jade Davis Looks Like Rip Van Winkle (Unrelated, But Important) - 07/01/2025
    Jul 2 2025

    Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into the uncanny valley in this Tuesday edition of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, where they explore the rise—and possibly world takeover—of AI-generated music, featuring the suspiciously popular Spotify band Velvet Sundown.

    Peaches and Viktor react in real time to the band’s oddly viral hit Dust on the Wind, share stats that should make real musicians weep, and rant about the shocking speed at which AI artists are outperforming legendary human ones—even Bill Murray (the musician, not the ghostbuster).

    This episode also features:

    • Viktor’s full breakdown of how real music is made in his band The Reptilians
    • Peaches nearly defecting to the AI side for streaming royalties
    • A dramatic spike in Velvet Sundown's monthly listeners—while they’re live on-air
    • Predictions on when AI will crack into Top 40, country, and even your local station's playlist
    • A comparison of Palaye Royale, Sleep Theory, and Scott Stapp with these mysterious robo-rockers
    • And yes—someone did sign Viktor up for 7-Eleven rewards mid-show.

    By the end, the guys are torn between mocking and admitting that yeah… Velvet Sundown kinda slaps.

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    28 mins
  • Ep. 54 - Nude Resorts, DIY Weight Loss Injections, and Rat Tours of NYC - 06/30/2025
    Jun 30 2025

    The weird is alive and well, and Peaches and Viktor are back to document its descent in The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. In this episode, the duo unpacks everything from New York’s brand-new rat tourism industry to the rising trend of people injecting themselves with homemade Ozempic cocktails—because, apparently, we’ve learned nothing.

    Topics you'll either laugh at or cry over include:

    • A $40 “Garbage & Rats” tour led by a self-proclaimed rat whisperer
    • Nude resorts, and why Viktor insists they’re “freeing,” while Peaches threatens to never speak again
    • Cultures that openly accept barefoot streets, communal saunas, and pillow bags of milk
    • Viktor’s childhood milk pillow trauma in Southern California elementary school
    • America’s personal hygiene crisis, featuring full-body deodorant, Axe spray trauma, and etiquette coaches teaching Gen Z to make eye contact
    • Plus: Helicopter rides, air mattress prep, Pocatello friend arrivals, and trying to not have a heart attack during Riverfest weekend

    Also covered: Bagged milk, sore-covered nudists, axe body spray, poop snacks (for rats), and how to appropriately respond when your friend spends $80 on a 3-minute chopper flight while claiming to be broke.

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    22 mins
  • Ep. 53 - One Meal, One Fight, and One Very Confused Liver King - 06/25/2025
    Jun 27 2025

    Peaches and Viktor are back to wreak havoc on your eardrums with another deliciously derailed hour of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem! This time, they unpack the increasingly unhinged saga of Liver King challenging Joe Rogan to a shirtless, wet brawl, live from a steel colander shower. Seriously. You can't make this up.

    From there, it’s a full-on mental slip-and-slide through topics like:

    • Why skipping meals doesn’t make you deep—it makes you sad
    • Viktor’s “one sad SpaghettiO per day” diet
    • Unsolicited opinions about Poppy fans who are maybe too into Poppy
    • Hilariously awkward Reddit relationship disasters
    • How to tell if your wife is becoming a Karen (and what to do when she tries to report the neighbors for using water)
    • …and what happens when you show up to a punk show in Nazi gear (spoiler: don’t)

    Also: Viktor calls out his depression by name, Peaches fantasizes about feeding him a Taco Bell cheesy roll-up like a bird, and someone on the internet falls in love with a faceless man.

    If you’re craving an hour of hot takes, cold SpaghettiOs, and mildly dangerous health advice from two guys who definitely aren't qualified, this one’s for you.

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    20 mins
  • Ep. 52 - Bigfoot’s Blurry, Peaches is Blurry, and O’Reilly’s is Taking Over - 06/23/2025
    Jun 23 2025

    The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem is officially BACK on demand... we hope! This time, Peaches and Viktor Wilt spiral into the Monday-est Monday of all time by dismantling America’s favorite cryptids, questioning whether Bigfoot is just Peaches on a hike, and considering if the Loch Ness Monster is really just an upside-down fish with an unfortunate silhouette.

    They also ponder life’s deepest mysteries:

    • Why did we stop making crop circles?
    • Is it illegal to go to Walmart in just your undies?
    • Can a fast food milkshake undo a 12-hour hike from heck?
    • And is Idaho Falls being slowly conquered... by O'Reilly Auto Parts?

    Peaches nearly commits a fashion crime during curbside pickup, Viktor volunteers to ghost hunt (again), and they both spiral into nostalgia over McDonald’s PlayPlaces and Wendy’s yellow packaging like two men staring into a greasy time machine.

    Plus: the mystery of the giant flying radar orb in Indiana, square-shaped ice cream, and the Twin Falls Super Target that haunts Peaches' dreams.

    If you’ve ever wanted to hear two grown men spiral from cryptozoology into tank tops and tighty whities in less than 60 minutes, this is the episode for you.

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    25 mins