Don’t be stupid, follow the money y’all! DOJ playing Monopoly with Google and Meta and WINNING. We called it a year ago! Is Web3 really a new thing, or just a Web2 layer 2? Hard to tell… but Sammy Altman wanna bring AI to the masses, through a browser! By the way, China just bought $50 Billion dollars worth of oil from Russia–with BTC & Tether–so not technically de-dollarization. Hey Bondi, look the other way!

We’re deep in the spin-cycle of tariff season—Antarctica’s sanctioned, Trump’s on the links, and Larry Fink is whispering “recession” like it’s a bedtime story. Meanwhile, Satoshi whales are buying the dip, Buffett is sitting on cash like it’s 2008, and stablecoins are assembling a Treasury-bond Voltron behind the curtain. It’s all vibes until it’s policy. So… is this the decoupling?

On ‘Liberation Day Eve’ our breath is baited and held… “how many of the fifteen-million purported tariffs will affect my life?” the people scream as they run to hide their seed phrases. Magic 8-ball says “FEDs signal Crypto is here and here to stay!” Bitcoin mining OK, meme-coin shilling OK, lawsuit dropping OK, and Texas Stock Exchange and subsequent geofencing OK! But if all indicators say the tailwind pushes us forward, are we actually moving forward?