Episodes

  • Hello, Kaylee Doyle

    Hello, Kaylee Doyle
    May 15 2025
    Ah, Season 4. Episode 1 : Hello, Kaylee Doyle. By the way, Spotify fucked us over. Fuck you Spotify, assholes. They bought the service I use and STRIPPED THE PODCAST BANKING TOOLS FROM THE APP! *Wet cat noises*
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    29 mins
  • S3E13 The Hailey Interview

    S3E13 The Hailey Interview
    Oct 19 2023

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    “The Hailey Interview” (S3E13)
    😇
    New Jersey Web Festival?

    Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's back (to bring gone…), Babies!)

    I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition, , entitled: “Hailey: The Escape”, in which I interviewed a hideous monster… (ps: this story is "Tyzmon: The Last BladeHunter" adjacent, in that Hailey mentions things from the novel… and the novel's narrator. This is on account of the fact that my novel turns ten on Halloween.)




    Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page: r wesley edwards


    Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible: SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)…


    Thank you for listening…
    The mic is open…

    ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵😇Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link.
    Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival…

    Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW#SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔
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    26 mins
  • Aribelle's Curse (S3E12)

    Aribelle's Curse (S3E12)
    Oct 12 2023

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    “Aribelle's Curse” (S3E12)
    😇
    New Jersey Web Festival?

    Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's back, Babies!)

    I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition, , entitled: “Aribelle's Curse”, in which a literal angel causes a couple an awkward eh thing… enjoy!




    Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page: r wesley edwards


    Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible: SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)…


    Thank you for listening…
    The mic is open…

    ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵😇Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link.
    Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival…

    Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW#SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔
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    38 mins
  • (S3E11) Osprey

    (S3E11) Osprey
    Oct 5 2023

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    “ Osprey” (S3E11)
    🦹
    New Jersey Web Festival?

    Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (How many weeks has it been? Is she ever coming back?! Oh maaan. I'm starting to panic.)

    I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty VI: The finale! “Letty's Epic Journey to the Apocalypse”, entitled: “Osprey”, in which Letty Stoutslinger confronts the Super-villain, Sinnah Osprey… enjoy!




    Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page: r wesley edwards


    Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible: SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)…


    Thank you for listening…
    The mic is open…

    ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵🦹Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link.
    Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival…

    Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW#SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔
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    34 mins
  • “Apocalypse Now!” S3E10

    “Apocalypse Now!” S3E10
    Sep 28 2023

    #CormyCafe🎤

    ““Apocalypse Now!”” (S3E10)
    🌎💥☄️🔥
    New Jersey Web Festival?

    Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's busy, it'll be OK. Stay calm, maybe we should panic?)

    I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty V, entitled: “Apocalypse Now!”, in which Letty Stoutslinger endures the apocalypse and everyone dies… enjoy!




    Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page: r wesley edwards


    Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible: SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)…


    Thank you for listening…
    The mic is open…

    ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵🌎💥☄️🔥Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link.
    Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival…

    Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW#SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔
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    35 mins
  • (S3E9) Meet the Fam…

    (S3E9) Meet the Fam…
    Sep 21 2023

    #CormyCafe🎤

    “Meet the Fam…” (S3E9)
    👩‍👩‍👧
    New Jersey Web Festival?

    Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's busy, it'll be OK. Stay calm)

    I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty IV, entitled: “Meet the Fam…”, in which Letty Stoutslinger hands over narration of her longest week to Maybelline Beatrice Hounslow… a retail employee… enjoy!




    Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page: r wesley edwards


    Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible: SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)…


    Thank you for listening…
    The mic is open…

    ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵👩‍👩‍👧Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link.
    Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival…

    Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW#SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔
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    53 mins
  • (S3E8) In the Unlikely Event of a Best-Buy Landing…

    (S3E8) In the Unlikely Event of a Best-Buy Landing…
    Sep 14 2023

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    “In the unlikely event of a Best-Buy landing… ” (S3E8)
    🔥
    New Jersey Web Festival?

    Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's busy, it'll be OK. Stay calm)

    I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty III, entitled: “In the Unlikely Event of a Best-Buy Landing…”, in which Letty Stoutslinger continues narration of her longest week, enjoy!




    Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page: r wesley edwards


    Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible: SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)…


    Thank you for listening…
    The mic is open…

    ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵🔥Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link.
    Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival…

    Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW#SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔
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    24 mins
  • (S3E7) What the Foo Is Wrong with You?

    (S3E7) What the Foo Is Wrong with You?
    Sep 7 2023

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    “What the Foo Is Wrong with You?”… (S3E7)
    👹✌️
    New Jersey Web Festival?

    Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: "Men and Monsters", an excerpt from her work in progress graphic novel. This story is an anime, space fantasy reimaginging of Beauty and the Beast.

    I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty II, entitled: “Call This Part "Pets?"”, in which Letty Stoutslinger takes over narration from Gambler Bob, enjoy!




    Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page: r wesley edwards


    Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible: SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)…


    Thank you for listening…
    The mic is open…

    ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵👹✌️Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link.
    Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival…

    Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW#SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔
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    39 mins