This week Jackie, MJ and Holden the Unfeeling are talkin' Moo Deng, Oliva Nuzzi gettin' saucy over text with the worm colony that currently inhabits what's left of RFK Jr., and his wormbride Cheryl Hines is making candles and sellin' them at an L.A. farmers market, Bug Hall takes time away from huffing duster to scutter out from obscurity to vomit sexism against his own daughters on twitter, Ina Garten reveals there was a time when she left the Lord of Fire Island, Jeffrey, to like four or five peoples dismay, Martha Stewart does NOT like that Netflix spent so much time on her trial and prison sentence, Eric Roberts publicly apologizes for talkin' weird shit about his sister and family, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Trump A Massive Swiftie!?!? A List filled with celeb name change backstories, the Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE!

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In this weeks Talkin' TV Holden's feeling the spOoOoky season with Lisa Frankenstein and Jackie conjures up her horniness for Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn watching Agatha All Along, and MJ ponders if the new season of Interview with the Vampire is worth paying for AMC+. More Momtoktalk as MJ and Jackie recap the final episode of SLoMM and how gross Jennifer Affleck's relationship comes across, and in keeping with weird religious relationships - the season premiere of SISTER WIVES dropped on Max. The Golden Bachelorette had MJ BIG SAD and it's an absolute (wrinkly) sausage fest, Newest season of The Circle is out and it's gettin' trickier and Jackie gets slurped into Culinary Clash Wars, plus more!

Lisa Frankenstein - Amazon Prime

Agatha All Along - Disney+

Interview with a Vampire - AMC+

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - Hulu

Sister Wives - Max, Discovery +

The Golden Bachelorette - Hulu

The Circle - Netflix

Culinary Clash Wars - Netflix

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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout two famous songs that are both about Rosana Arquette, Dave Grohl keeps havin' more and more confessions to make, the newest Jane's Addiction tour ending abruptly with an on stage nonsensical old man fight. Some VMA chat including Jackie givin' it up for Space Lifeform kissin' Sabrina Carpenter, T SWIFT FINALLY ENDORSED KAMALA after the Debate and it has D Trump using ALL CAPS on Truth Social while Ben & Jerry's is celebratin' with a custom flavor for Kamala, the Emmys were boro snoro this year. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Steven Seagal movies money laundering schemes for Russian oligarchs?! On The List - Actors that lied about accents, talents, injuries and MORE to their directors and producers, da Blindz and EVEN MORE!!

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie talk bout an alternative future where Russia won the space Race in For All Mankind, Jackie is feelin' Sunny, and there's even more drama in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the Momtok infestation of Jackie's algorithm. Holden gives a very positive final review of Dream Academy! MJ gives a review of the new to them sitcom, Kevin Can Fuck Himself and Jackie straps on her storm chasin' cap and heads into the eye of In the Eye of the Storm, and My Old Ass is an amazing movie, but it is NOT a comedy, and more!

For All Mankind -Apple+

Sunny - Apple+

The Secret Wives of Mormon Wives - Hulu

Popstar Academy - Netflix

Kevin Can F Himself- Netflix

In the Eye of the Storm - Max, Discovery+

My Old Ass- IN THE THEATAHHHHH

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This week Crypto Lord, MJ and Jackie are back and Bad Bitch Academy is in session! Paris Hilton channels her inner JoJo demon and announces she's going to save pop music, and Kim Kardashian apparently already has social media contracts for her children because, of course she does, Chappell Roan is havin' a time and is NOT feelin' H&M. It's the first episode since confirmation that JLo and Batffelck are DONESO and Holden argues IT IS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD, MJ, $ick Crypto McNeely and Jackie's pleas are heard as HOURS after this Taylor finally endorsed Kamala. We're through the looking glass in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Bennifers Divorce; DID DIDDY DO IT!? And a List that seems tailor made for Page 7 - Old Hollywood Facts That Aren't Dark or Sad, Just INCREDIBLY INTERESTING. Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE!

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This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are finally healed of their Chimp Crazyness as Tonia Haddix and Tonka's insane journey ends, Hulu's "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" shows a saucy side of Mormonism you won't hear about from Ole' Moroni and covers the cleanup after a massive tea spill upsets their community. Holden recaps Pop Star Academy: KATSEYE on Netflix which chronicles Geffen and HYBE creating a global girl group, Jackie reports back from the theatah that Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice delights, and to keep and eye out for Strange Darling! Max dropped a two episode doc on the making of The Sopranos titled "Wise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos" and MORE!

Chimp Crazy - Max

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - Hulu

Pop Star Academy: KATSEYE - Netflix

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - Theatah

Strange Darling - Theatah

Wise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos - Max

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It's summer break at LPN, so what better time to watch a marriage burn out by watching The Greatest Love Story Never Told!

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This week on Page 7, it's SUMMA VACAY! Join Jackie, Holden and MJ as they read YOUR Where's the Beach?! moments while the LPN crew is out creating their own!

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