Episodes

  • INTRO: This Shit's Gonna Be Gold
    Oct 12 2022

    It's just the beginning, but we are excited to share our Introductory Episode! Learn a little about us, about our stories, and why the fuck we're doing a podcast in the first place. 


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
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    Sound Effects from Pixabay

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    9 mins
  • Ch. I: Oak Leaves & Honey
    Oct 13 2022

    Starting with the book's introduction, we're set with high expectations and promises to all of the answers. Answers to what? We still don't know! But in our first chapter, "The Body the Temple of the Soul", we're left with still even more questions... 


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
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    Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

    Sound Effects from Pixabay

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    25 mins
  • Ch. II: Don't Be A Dick About It
    Oct 20 2022

    In Chapter two, we divulge straight into "The Unfolding of Womanhood" - exciting right? Covering everything from graphic photos of anatomy to the UNREAL expectations of puberty, this shit is only getting more wild, and we're only scratching the surface. 


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
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    Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

    Sound Effects from Pixabay

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    33 mins
  • Ch. III: Masterbation Leads to Suicide
    Oct 27 2022

    Does puberty in boys really only revolve around "self harm"? Apparently. 

    In this chapter, "Our Boys - The Fathers of the Next Generation", we cover the 1900's version of masterbation, or rather, self harm. It's shocking, disgusting, and a little bit graphic. 


    TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide, graphic content, sexual natured conversations. 


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast
    Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

    Sound Effects from Pixabay

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    33 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: Happy Halloween Bitches!
    Oct 29 2022

    Boy do we have a treat for you!

    It's our Halloween BONUS episode!

    Why are bats associated with Halloween? Why do we bob for apples?? And why the hell are the costumes from the late 19th century and early 20th century so fucking creepy??

    This is a great example of what our bonus episodes will be like, only available on our Patreon! 


    Intro Music by Oleg Fedak from Pixabay


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast
    Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

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    30 mins
  • Ch. IV: Well That's Sexist.
    Nov 3 2022

    We need to sit down and shut up. Well at least according to this chapter we do. We also need to dust when we have feelings of jealousy. Also, marriage can be a rollercoaster. Just like this book. 

    The only trigger warning is for sexism, you know if that sort of thing bothers you.


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
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    Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

    Sound Effects from Pixabay

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    29 mins
  • Ch. V: Page 154, Don't Flick the Bean
    Nov 10 2022

    Marry money. But don't marry a pleasure seeker.
    There is no greater burden on earth like a foolish woman tied to a competent man. Make the home a place of rest for HIM and follow the breeding patterns of animals.
    Oh, and don't rob your children of their birthright.

    Yep, you read all of that right.  Find these and other great one-liner advice in this week's chapter, Advice for The Unmarried.

    TRIGGER WARNING: There is mild mention of rape. 


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
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    Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

    Sound Effects from Pixabay

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    26 mins
  • Ch. VI: Blind, Dumb and Stupid
    Nov 17 2022

     Get married, or die.
     
    Alright, maybe not to that extreme, but it feels damn close. In chapter 6 we dive a bit more into the "how-to" of marriage, without much of the "how-to".  No real trigger points here either, unless we're still offended by sexism.


    Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast
    Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

    Sound Effects from Pixabay

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    31 mins