I’m the host.

Jeff Kafer is the guest.

That about covers it.

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From audiobooks to video games to prank calling retirement homes using her Grim Reaper voice, she does it all! Believe it or not, she might just be as “colorful” as I am. OK maybe not “AS colorful”; more like ALMOST as colorful. I’m very bright. I’m not saying she’s shades of grey and mottled puce or anything. She’s definitely got some greens and yellows and… I don’t know what the hell I’m saying anymore.

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Did you know that if I wasn’t a pathetic, unemployed, dropped out of college after six years as a sophomore loser who moved back into his parents house when he was 26-year old this episode would not have been possible?

And did you know this episode also wouldn’t have been possible if I didn’t take several pictures of myself to make it look like they were taken (by other people) at different happenin’ parties (yes wearing different clothes… duh) to use as my profile pics on match.com where I only had to look at two profiles before I saw who I thought was a girl I had a crush on 10 years earlier in high school?

And finally, did you know the scent of expressed canine anal glands would not make for a good cologne?

All true. I should say the first two are true whereas number three is really a personal preference. Anyway…

Episode 8 with special guest: Wife!

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