So, this week we "Revenge" a classic film about the loving relationship between a brother and sister visiting their father's grave. Nothing much else happens in the film, so you probably shouldn't even bother to watch it. It's a really long hour and 50 minutes. I suppose there's a bit in there about dead people coming back to life and eating the living, but it's really brief...unlike the dead woman who happens to stumble into that one shot not wearing any briefs (see what I did there...cause, you know...she's naked...wordplay...giggity).

This week on Revenge of the Show, we're tearing into an older film from the-once-and-future-Batman, Rob Pattinson where he showcases the following all just to show us how prepared he is to play The Batman: his awesome Wolverine hair, his lack of acting skills, his unparalleled ability to look like he's suffering from indigestion, his take on the "silent brooding type" which is the "not silent enough surly type," and finally, how best to "get the girl" by staring, not at her eyes, but rather at the middle of her face all while pretending to look up longingly into her eyes...but again, while looking at the middle of her face. Rob (Pattinson, just so you don't get confused with our very own Rob McCready) demonstrates that last one a lot through this film, folks, along with his drop-dead-barely-semi-attractive co-star Kristen Stewart. It was calculated by experts - ahem...sorry, clearing my throat - that around 65-70% of the film was actually spent with the two of lead actors staring at each other's noses while attempting to show no emotion and begrudgingly recite their lines as if their thoughts were on the snacks in their, no doubt, ridiculously expensive trailers off set.

This week on Revenge, we take our immature and teenage-like angst out on an old box-office bomb and a more recent cult classic: Dune. Now, if you haven't seen the movie...don't. Seriously, just don't. You'd be doing yourself one heck of a 2 hr & 16-minute favor. If you've read the book and haven't seen the movie, but were curious to know if the movie was as good as said book...It's not. You can move onto the next book movie and try again. If you saw the Syfy miniseries from back in 2000 and were wondering how the two "films" compare...SERIOUSLY...are you not listening? THIS FILM IS TERRIBLE!!! Only watch it along with your friends. You know, your pretend buddies here at Revenge of the Show. That is the only reason anyone should watch this movie...ever.