• S3E6: That's Petty Theft!

  • Apr 28 2025
  • Length: 33 mins
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S3E6: That's Petty Theft!

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  • On the 6th episode of season 3, Matt and Bug talk Hydras and Heists with two new songs to jam to on your Monday morningJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Love Song to a Body Part"----Bug's Song-----Title: The HydraAdditional Challenge: Rule of 3Lyrics: I admit I was pissed when you chopped off my headand Hercules, you looked pleased (or rather relieved?) that I was deadbut from the stump of my neck I grew two more(I swear this has never happened before)but I'm back and better off than I was then(and now they're singing)Do you think the Hydra knew that THAT would happen?Or was he surprised as everyone of us?Decapitate me once, shame on you, that ain't enoughDo you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up?The first dozen times were the hardest but now I believebefore this battle started I was hopelessly naivebut now this one's a fighter, and this one's a biterand that one's determined, and this one knows Germanand one knows Karate, we call that one "choppy"but don't talk to this one 'till he's had his coffeewe're offering all of these skillsyou can chop off our heads but you can never killwe'll just get bigger and better and stronger togetherI've tethered the best parts of me so now whetherYou think the Hydra knew that THAT would happenor if he's surprised as everyone of usDecapitate me twice, shame on you, it's still not niceDo you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up?Now Hercules is screaming: "this is not how this one goes"but you've mixed up mythology for history, my foecause history is what happened, mythology is imaginednow I'm rewriting this myself to be the hero of this battleHercules, your turn to leaveyour trial subscription to life is completeI've got many mouths to feed so I'll start with non-believerscuz I think I always knew that this would happenThat I'd surprise the world with what I've gotDecapitate me thrice, I can do this all damn nightI think I always knew I'd get back upI think I always knew I'd get back up---- Matt's Song -----Title: Central Occipital NervousnessAdditional Challenge: Must be a CON songLyrics:i know youi know you're my oldest friendbefore we learned how to talkthere we were, lying therehand in handi know you're trying to helpi know you're trying but there ain't no helping mei know you're trying butsometimes the trying justcauses more pain that it needsi know thisWe've done this a million timesIt was our first party trickEveryoneCome watch meFlip my shitThis baby can turn on a dimei know you're trying to helpi know you're trying but there ain't no helping mei know you're trying butsometimes the trying justcauses more pain that it needsAnd the worst part is that I agreeThis world is frightening thingBut I'm going outside To see what I'll findAnd you can come with if you like
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