Let’s be honest — it took entirely too long for SJM to crank up the spice in the ACOTAR universe. But when she finally did? Whew. We hit "hands on the headboard" levels of unhinged, kinky chaos 😈

This week, the ladies dive headfirst into the absolute madness of A Court of Silver Flames but just the first two parts (because there’s too much spice and trauma to tackle all at once) — where timelines get tangled, wings get flexed, and things get real damn spicy.

🥂 Plus, fan casting gets wild (some choices are feral… blame the faerie wine 🍷)

🎧 Heads up: the first 20 mins are a little wonky on audio — we're still figuring out this whole "professional recording" thing, okay? 😅

Now back to the drama...

✨ Yes, Rhysand is hot. Yes, he’s soft for Feyre. But let’s not forget: this High Lord is also an absolute menace when he wants to be. In A Court of Wings and Ruin, we get a full-on reminder that our bat daddy can—and will—wreck your whole life. Oh, and Feyre? She's not just painting flowers anymore… 👀🔥

In this episode: 🦇 Terrifying Rhys moments (and why we kinda love it) 🏰 A totally random detour into British history ❄️ A chaotic speedrun of A Court of Frost and Starlight (yes, we actually liked it—snowballs and all)

Grab a cocktail and prepare for chaos. Rhys is unhinged. So are we. 🍷💀

The girls have officially survived the emotional rollercoaster that was ACOTAR (bless SJM, but that book was a mess) and are now deep into the Night Court in A Court of Mist and Fury—where things get darker, sexier, and infinitely more bat-winged.

In this episode, expect:

• Major spoilers—like Feyre being Rhysand’s mate AND High Lady kind of spoilers

• Feyre’s full-blown glow-up as she claims her power and stops being anyone’s pawn

• Unhinged fan casting of Cassian and Azriel (because the Bat Boys deserve faces, abs, and smirks)

• A lot of swooning, a little sobbing, and the occasional “wait, who are the human queens again?”

Come for the soup, stay for the smut, and get ready to thirst over wingspans and power dynamics. This is A Court of Mist and Fury the way it was meant to be: loud, unfiltered, and a little feral.