This week, the ladies are... in a word? Exhausted. Instead of cracking open a new book to cope with the blazing trash heap that is 2025, they took a detour—straight into the wild world of bookish rabbit holes.

✨ Who couldn’t resist the seductive pull of faerie wings and fell headfirst into ACOTAR? ✨ Who taught their Amazon algorithm to whisper sweet nothings about all things glitter d*ck? ✨ And who made a devilish deal with demon romance and never looked back?

Grab your go-to aged rum or a smooth shot of tequila—this one’s less book club, more chaotic therapy session.

Get ready for a wild ride as Claire pops her Regency romance cherry with Yours Until Dawn by Teresa Medeiros! 🍷📖 We’re diving into broody heroes, scotch-fueled revelations, and the undeniable truth that Prince Charming and knights in shining armor are overrated. (Sorry, Grandma, but it’s true.)

Expect Disney debates, questionable metaphors, and a book you can actually recommend to your mom without awkwardly avoiding eye contact. Buckle up, grab a drink, and let’s get into it! 🍸🔥

First things first… relax — there’s zero actual French bread going near anyone’s vagina (we promise). But what will get deliciously messy is this week’s episode, where 'Stina spills all the steamy, unhinged details about School Me Dirty by Parker Grey. Think off-the-charts spice, a wildly inappropriate Professor-Student vibe, and plenty of "panties optional" moments. Buckle up, babes — it's about to get extra scandalous.