Do you wake in a cold sweat at night thinking that cold sweat might be another body fluid? Do you salivate at the idea of doing a poopy in the middle of the grocery store? Answer the question! If so, then you might need to sign up for Adult Daycare…

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about takin’ a big ol’ bite of a sandwich, ranking what pets Theo likes and doesn’t like, British recipes that were supposed to emulate bananas in WWII, Will reads a WikiHow article on “7 Ways to Know You are Addicted to Adult Diapers”, and Theo delves into the conspiracy theory that Avril Lavigne has actual died and been replaced by a clone,

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This week on the podcast we ask a very simple question: Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts? I feel like that’s enough of a hook that right now you already have lots of opinions on this, and you can bet Theo and Will do too!

Tune in to hear us discuss stealing an Olympic baby and how the weight of visitors is changing tourism in Japan. Will also brings a wild story of a Norwegian espionage operation, and Theo has some posts from Am I the Asshole in which one man explodes his whole family dynamic while at a baby shower.

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We could have a whole kissing session while that big green man with big bolts in his neck looks on. And we could even get a burger and then makeout later in the Frankenstein museum!

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new movie about the history of Pop Tarts, a Niagara Falls Burger King connected to a Frankenstein museum that has a Frankenstein roller coaster on its roof, the absurd world of house number numerology where different house numbers have different energies, the boys go back to “The Taxidermy Shoppe” to look at a lot of decapitated taxidermy possum and coyotes attached to creepy Victorian era dolls.

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Fashion. Glamour. Throwing wine in people’s face.

Known around the globe for being morons, the Kardashians have done it again with a new beauty treatment that involves injecting something quite unexpected into their faces. I’m not going to give it away here, you have to listen to find out! Thought I’d give it away for free in the episode description? Think again!

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss what their optimal biome is, and Theo brings stories of Andre the Giant’s incredible drinking stats, and another of what has to be the world’s worst art criminal.

Will has several stories we’ve dubbed “Internet as F***” that you won’t want to miss, alongside another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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Looks like Airhead’s mystery flavor isn’t going to be a mystery for much longer, huh? What kind of arcane trickery creates such a candy? Could it be an industrial production efficiency that doubles as giving us weird flavors? Actually it’s probably exactly that.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a dangerously boozy 4th of July sangria, how Bostonians really are, debunking the white “Mystery Flavor” Airhead, we light up a segment about The International Church of Cannabis in Denver, CO, Theo takes us into the shady history of Colonel Sanders of KFC fame.

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Fame. Glory. The eternal love of dozens of live viewers. Just think your how your life could change forever if you were to win the Excel championships and show the whole world how much of a freak in the sheets you are.

This week on the podcast Theo and will discuss the new DiGiorno and Deadpool pizza collab, as well as a new flavor of cotton candy that’s just hit the streets: Ranch. Will has the stories of Taco Bell art heists, and finally Theo has a report of the 2023 Excel World Champsionships.

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Are we now part of a whale based cult? Maybe. Is the whale now part of our cosmology? Possibly. But was the seafood potluck they put on great? Absolutely. A little heavy on the krill though… This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about times they were disrespectful, how scams have progressed and yet have not, Renowned hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut not going to a hotdog eating competition because of sponsorship disputes, two strange Salt Lake City monuments that have taken on new religious meaning including the Gilgal Sculpture Garden with a sphinx with the face of Joseph Smith and a rainbow whale that has created its own (possibly ironic) religion, the boys go down into the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to see a mouse in a cup of hot chocolate, a gothic racoon, and a terrifying rabbit babydoll.

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Put your hand in the box. What’s in the box, you ask? Pain. And Cheez. Mostly Cheez if we’re honest. Okay fine, there’s no pain it’s just a box of Cheez-Its, stop ruining this for me!

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest in Cheez-It technology, and Will has a scientific breakdown of what words are funny. Theo has a review of the Icon of the Seas, the biggest cruise ship ever to hit the open ocean, along with some tales of the terrible people who boarded it.

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