• The Princess Diaries 3: The Dairy Queen 3: World War 3 (with Audrey Black and Jimmy Cork)
    Jul 2 2025

    Anne Hathaway is back, with more political power than ever. In this sequel, Queen Mia travels from Genovia back to her home country of America on a dangerous diplomatic mission. Mia must convince the United Nations to broker a deal to prevent Gen-exit. The escalating tensions are not helped by the sexual tension between Mia and her headstrong political adversary. Join Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest, Audrey Black (and not so special guest Jimmy Cork) as we answer the burning questions fans of the books and movies have had for years: will Mia and Michael be together? Will Michael's robot become sentient and kill us all? Will Julie Andrews rap?...Yes


    Follow Audrey: https://www.instagram.com/audreym.b/

    Follow Jimmy: https://www.instagram.com/jimmy_cork/

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • The Little Mermaid III: Secrets of the Sea (with Shira Wilson)
    Jun 18 2025

    We'd love for you to be a part of our world, and join us under the sea, where we have all of Harry Belefonte's records, and many other thingamabobs. Join singing sisters Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest Shira Wilson as we plot out an animated Little Mermaid sequel that will make Hans Christian Anderson roll over in his watery grave. Find out Disney's secret obsession with butts, who's secretly the most caked, and the villainous Dumpula's secret scheme for the trident. Discover the butt secrets with Sequels 2!


    Follow Shira: https://www.instagram.com/shiradwilson/?hl=en

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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • The Fugitives: Pursuit of Guiltyness (with Eli Christopher and Jimmy Cork)
    Jun 4 2025

    You didn't watch The Fugitive? I don't care! This time we have a bigger dam, bigger boats, and extra arms. We're taking a look at the two movies adapted from the 60's TV show; one is an Oscar winning classic, and one has Tommy Lee Jones in a chicken suit. Join deputies Sam, Spencer, Ian, and special guests Eli Christopher and Jimmy Cork. How many Chicago-based jokes will there be? What is Joe Pantoliano's role in this? And how will hair be used as a key disguise technique?

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Dragonball Devolution: The Dragoning (with Greg Jones, Jr.)
    May 21 2025

    Two stars of "Shameless" in the most shameless movie ever made. If you are looking for a lore-accurate live-action Dragon Ball movie, then keep looking. In this episode, we're taking a look at the disastrous 2009 movie Dragonball (no space) Evolution (no colon). Join Saiyans Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest/ Dragon Ball expert, Greg Jones Jr., as we look at late aughts fashion, whitewashing, and oil barrels over open flames, before taking a page from the manga of Mormon, and making the religious teen comedy devoid of monkey tails that this IP was always meant to be. That's gotta hurt.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • James Bond in Octopookie (with Woody Dismukes)
    May 7 2025

    It's hard to one-up a Roger Moore Bond film, but somehow we found a way. Join Ian, Sam, Spencer, and our honored guest, Woody Dismukes, as we craft story dialogue and character to rival free heroin, "a third nipple, sir", and the incomparable J.W. Pepper. Find out if Bond can save the IRA, defeat the president of the United States, and find a frilly shirt. Where does Baron Samedi fit into all of this? Find out in...Octopookie!

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • James Bond in Seeds of Destruction (with John Cork and Jimmy Cork)
    Apr 23 2025

    The name's Bond, Family Bond. In our first James Bond episode, we take a look at the four Brosnan films (and additional video game). Join the writers' room—conveniently located at MI6 Headquarters—where Ian, Sam, Spencer, and returning guest Jimmy Cork (@jimmy_cork) write a legacy sequel with classic Bond villains, gadgets, invisible cars, double triple quadruple entendres and a yet to be produced Jinx spinoff.

    Also, enjoy our interview with James Bond expert, John Cork, writer, producer, and director on many James Bond documentaries. "This Christmas, there is no substitute. Brosnan Bond is back."

    Follow Jimmy: https://www.instagram.com/jimmy_cork/

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    2 hrs
  • Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Continuing Catastrophe (with Jesse Jae Hoon) + Anniversary Trivia
    Apr 9 2025

    Look away, because you only need ears for this podcast. We are covering the 2004 film adaptation of the books "A Series of Unfortunate Events" starring Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, and Jim Carrey. Join the cakesniffing orphans, Ian, Sam, and Spencer (and returning guest Jesse Jae Hoon) as we write three new relatives in strange locations doomed to be killed by Olaf in a disgusting disguise. From an LA studio lot, to a riverboat casino, these orphans will never know peace until they escape these alliterative areas.Then, stick around for our anniversary game: franchise trivia, hosted by Spencer. Whoever wins, we lose.


    Jesse's play performs April 21st, 2025 at The Public in New York: https://publictheater.org/productions/season/2425/25-ewg-spotlight-series/


    Follow Jesse: https://www.instagram.com/jessejaehoon/

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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • The Lion Queen: Pride & Prejudice (with Kahlil Maskati)
    Mar 26 2025

    We're breaking into the Disney vault and stealing the formula to "The Lion King" (the 2D one, not the CGI one). If you are a millennial, let us take you back to your childhood and the magical time that was the Disney Renaissance. (If you are a zoomer, sorry about the world. Enjoy this piece of ancient history.) Join the circle of life with Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest Kahlil Maskati (writer and director of "Do I Shock U Like Lightning") as we destroy Pride Rock, desecrate Shakespeare's works, and write a musical as chaotic and misguided as Emilia Perez.


    Watch Do I Shock U Like Lightning: https://tv.apple.com/us/movie/do-i-shock-u-like-lightning/umc.cmc.od80wj4oskvobjzzrdo0zfwq

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    1 hr and 39 mins