Episodes

  • Ep. 62 - Every Box is a Conquest
    Aug 30 2022
    Austin shaved his head. John is our podcast daddy. Georgi is back from a 2 year hibernation. And our guest Al (they/he, transmasculine non-binary person) has had to watch out for twink chasers, describes their thruple scheduling, and talks about puppy play. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
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    54 mins
  • Ep. 61 - Some Oldies But Goodies Pt. 8 (39, 41, 42)
    Mar 10 2022
    After a year (and a day), we're back!!! Okay, well almost. Sure, this episode isn't new, but it does have some hilarious bits from episodes 39, 41, & 42. Good news, we have new guests lined up. New episodes are coming. Stay tuned. Until then, please enjoy. 04:45 - Georgi finds a hernia while flicking the bean (ep. 39) 05:22 - Georgi's intestine is our guest (ep. 39) 06:31 - We REALLY need that seggs toy sponsorship (ep. 42) 07:05 - Mashing with no rhythm (ep. 41) 09:37 - Her Tinder date left with a split lip (ep. 39) 13:52 - Hard pivot into Emma (ep. 42) 14:16 - Which of us did our guest have seggs with? (ep. 42) 16:20 - Katya loves sad boys (ep. 39) 17:57 - LIFE IS UNBEARABLE (ep. 42) 18:56 - Katya's first app dates (ep. 39) 25:33- Alex's sexual debut (ep. 41) 29:31 - Best burn in Austin's shame corner (ep. 41) 30:44 - Are you aroused John? (ep. 42) 31:38 - If I closed my eyes, I could have seffs with you (ep. 39) 32:52 - The Great War arouses Georgi (ep. 42) 33:53 - Notes from a terrible date (ep. 42)
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    39 mins
  • Ep. 60 - Her Life is a RomCom
    Mar 9 2021
    WE KNOW. It's a few days late and we're sorry. But it's here now, so please enjoy! Our guest Alex (25 yo bisexual cis-woman)has had no bad dates and has been in a loving long distance relationship since a few month before the pandemic started. HOW?? Find out!
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    48 mins
  • Ep. 59 - Some Oldies But Goodies Pt.7 (Ep. 35-37)
    Feb 19 2021
    Our favorite parts from our episodes with the cis woman member of a nonmonogamous relationship, a cis man in an open relationship who is the guitarist and vocalist of a grungecore band, and a narcoleptic, sober middle school sex-ed teacher. 03:46 - Dogcast & Georgi breaks again (ep. 35) 05:35 - Ok Boomer (ep. 35) 06:13 - I had SEKS with a Libertarian (ep. 35) 09:25 - Apollo the dog REALLY wants attention (ep. 35) 10:11 - Losing Virginity Can Equal Obsession & Austin's Venmo Shame (ep. 35) 12:18 - Nick is married & Wears a Mankini (ep. 36) 14:06 - Get Married for Hospital, but Make it Funny (ep. 36) 17:54 - Sleep in the Same Bed? (ep. 36) 18:44 - Bidets, Austin's B-hole & Mike Pence (ep. 36) 22:31 - Who ARE YOU ZOE? (ep. 37) 23:43 - Narcolepsy = Horniness? (ep. 37) 25:00 - P3nis Model (ep. 37) 26:18 - John is a Brony (ep. 37) 27:36 - Vaginosis Sounds like... (ep. 37) 28:20 - Favorite Date Story & What Makes a Good p3nis (ep. 37) 32:38 - Concussions & Strippers (ep. 36) 35:29 - We don't like TI & DJ Khalid (ep. 36)
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    37 mins