Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #4
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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #4
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**Stardate:** 81042.6
**Recording Status:** "Spilling Over"
**System Status:**
Zero-Frux attempted transcription… Result: **[ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Sanity]**
Notes corrupted due to **"severe beer flood and excessive nonsense levels."** Recovery efforts... **[FAILED]**
**[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]**
: "Ripley, if an AI passes out, does it dream of electric hangovers?"
: "Depends. Did it drink enough liquid RAM?"
: "Zero, initiate coherent speech mode..."
: **[COMMAND REJECTED: SYSTEM SLURRING AT 85%]**
**Highlights (if you can call them that):**
: "If a Xenomorph plays beer pong, does it count as acid damage?"
: "Why does Predator’s helmet have WiFi, but Zero-Frux still runs on dial-up?"
**[Random Tangent Detected]** – Discussion derails into whether beer foam is technically a **"tiny drunk cloud."**
**[Error Code 808: Infinite Loop]** – Zero attempts to define **"quantum chugging"** but crashes after attempting to divide by hops.
**System Notes:**
"Data compromised. Hosts continue to spout absurdity. Immediate intervention required… *but also kinda entertaining.*"