Episodes

  • Home Alone Casting: NFL
    Dec 17 2024

    The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with Megan recapping the very fancy Christmas party she went to. Next, they dive into the NFL Week 15 by laying out the playoff picture, how we feel about the Bills and Lions after the high scoring affair we saw in Detroit with Buffalo coming out on top, if Patrick Mahomes' injury will be a problem and what's wrong with these ultra-negative fans? With Travis Hunter winning the Heisman, the group reacts to the criticism his fiancee received after the ceremony. The show wraps up with some very fun Home Alone comparisons to NFL teams!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Doink for Division | NFL Week 14 recap
    Dec 11 2024

    The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches joking about if they ever were put in jail. Next they dive into the College Football Playoff as Rachel was a good luck charm for ASU and Sarah had to watch yet another overtime Georgia game. After some Heisman Trophy and Bill Belichick talk they move onto the NFL where the Kansas City Chiefs win another game in improbable fashion, why the Falcons shouldn't play Michael Penix Jr. yet and the OnlyFans model who tried to become the star of the Saints vs Giants game. Juan Soto departs the New York Yankees for the New York Mets with a mega-deal and the show rounds out by naming their sports bitch of the week!

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    52 mins
  • Two Bourbons Deep | NFL Week 13 Recap
    Dec 3 2024

    The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with a question that came up during Megan's Thanksgiving - can a regular person gain 3 yards in an NFL game? After hearing the Sports Bitches' men weigh in on that topic they move onto the Travis Kelce Lifetime Christmas movie review. We saw a ton of upsets and a ton of fights after the big rivalry games in college football this past weekend and Sarah tells us what she was doing during the Georgia vs Georgia Tech game. They move onto NFL Week 13 where the Bears fired Matt Eberflus, does Nick Sirianni deserve more credit for the Eagles play as of late and where do the Sports Bitches fall on the snow or no snow debate during a football game?

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Strip Club Buffet | NFL Week 12 Recap
    Nov 26 2024

    Since it's the week of Thanksgiving, the gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with Megan's story about a wild Thanksgiving her family had years ago involving an Indianapolis Colts game and a strip club. After more funny Thanksgiving stories, they jump into recapping Week 12 of NFL action by going over the Harbaugh Bowl that was missing John & Jim's parents, why are the Chargers sharing SoFi Stadium with the Rams, which NY football team is in worse shape & could Daniel Jones be Miami-fied? Sarah shares some thoughts on the SEC after many upsets this past Saturday in college football and the show wraps up with which athletes past or present the Sports Bitches would want at their Thanksgiving table?

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Receding Headlines | NFL Week 11 Recap
    Nov 19 2024

    The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches joking about Megan & Rachel's comedy show they performed at and Sarah confusing the Hasselbeck brothers at the airport. Week 11 of the NFL season wrapped up with the New York Jets firing GM Joe Douglas, the Dallas Cowboys stadium is falling apart, the Kansas City Chiefs finally lose and was Anthony Richardson bothered or happy he was benched? The group also discussed if Shadeur Sanders will be forced into a good situation by his dad and why is Beyonce performing on the Christmas Day NFL games? The show rounds out with some jokes Sarah wrote for the MLB Awards show at The Sphere!

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    48 mins
  • The Cowboys Need More Than Curtains | NFL Week 10 Recap
    Nov 12 2024

    The gals start off discussing Rachel's bout with food poisoning and Sarah's fancy hotel room in Las Vegas before diving into the NFL. With it being around the halfway point in the NFL season, they take a look at the playoff picture and decipher which teams from the NFC and AFC are still in the hunt (like all of the NFC West) and which teams should start to focus on next year (like the Cowboys and Bears).

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    49 mins
  • More People Need To Be Punched | NFL Week 9 Recap
    Nov 5 2024

    The gals start off discussing Monday Night Football where Kansas City defeated Tampa Bay in a close one, which begs the question - who can beat the Chiefs? The Cowboys are buyers at the NFL trading deadline for some reason and a former Saints wide receiver is stirring up some drama! Megan takes her victory lap on the Anthony Richardson situation in Indy before giving us some updates of what's been going on around the NBA including Drake vs DeMar DeRozan and Giannis being on the trading block.

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    58 mins
  • Rachel vs a Serial Killer | NFL Week 8 Recap
    Oct 29 2024

    The gals start off discussing Rachel's trip to New York where she's currently trying to avoid a potential serial killer in her area. Next up, Megan is worried that the Dodgers will beat the Yankees in the World Series before she'll get to see them play in Game 6. Next up, they recap this week of NFL action including the Jayden Daniels hail mary, Rachel being on the field for the Bills vs Seahawks game, Jameis Winston leading the Browns to victory and Anthony Richardson benching himself. Sarah makes the case for Kirk Cousins to win NFL Comeback Player of the Year and they round out the show by mocking the Dwyane Wade Miami Heat statue.

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    57 mins