• Mile High Misery or Dallas Dominance? DAL vs COL 1st Round Preview | Episode 6097 | April 16th, 2025
    Apr 17 2025
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    It’s official—the Dallas Stars are opening the 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs with a first-round clash against the Colorado Avalanche on Saturday at 7:30 pm… fresh off a confidence-shattering seven-game winless streak. But hey—hope springs eternal (or irrationally), and it’s time to preview this matchup like our sanity depends on it.

    This episode is your complete, unfiltered Stars vs. Avs Round 1 series preview, packed with in-depth analysis, overreactions, and cautious optimism:

    🔍 Matchup Breakdown

    • How do the Stars’ forward lines stack up against Colorado’s newly assembled depth?

    • Does Jake Oettinger have a prayer against MacKinnon & Co.?

    • Can Dallas survive without Miro Heiskanen early—and does his return flip the series?

    • Will Rantanen’s “revenge tour” actually make a difference?

    ⚔️ Key Storylines

    • Seguin returns. Robo limps. Landeskog rises from the shadows.

    • Can Harley handle #1 defenseman duties?

    • Will Pete DeBoer get outcoached—or just out clapped?

    🎯 Special Teams, X-Factors & Predictions

    • Power play chaos. Penalty kill panic.

    • The absolute must-win battles (spoiler: it’s center depth and goaltending).

    • Our predictions range from “Stars in 5” to “please just don’t get swept.”

    If you want a full series preview with real hockey analysis, emotional whiplash, and a few desperate laughs—this is it.

    Let’s preview this series like the flip is already switched.
    #StarsVsAvs #DallasStars #TexasHockey #NHLPlayoffs #RiseFromTheAshes

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Dallas Stars Drop 6th Straight to Red Wings – What Now? | Episode 6096 | April 14th, 2025
    Apr 15 2025
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    The Dallas Stars drop their sixth straight game in a 6–4 loss to the Detroit Red Wings, and Ryan is officially spiraling. Chris, on the other hand, brings the “Who Cares?” energy, arguing this game was basically a preseason scrimmage with logos. In this episode, we break down another third-period collapse, wonder what the Stars are doing resting key players while Oettinger gets shelled, and debate whether this team is actually ready to face Colorado in Round 1. We also talk about lineup choices like Wyatt Johnston’s new role, Colin Blackwell vs. Mavrik Bourque, and whether Dallas should even entertain the idea of an 11-7 lineup (spoiler: no). Biggest Winner and Loser returns, plus a little preview of our upcoming full playoff preview episode and Ryan’s hype video debut.

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    26 mins
  • Stars Lose to Utah in the Preseason... Wait, This Was a Real Game? | Episode 6095 | April 12th, 2025
    Apr 13 2025
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    The Stars played... technically. In their historic* first loss to the Utah Hockey Club (*for Utah, not Dallas), Ryan and Chris break down what happens when your penalty kill forgets to show up — and so does your defense. With Esa Lindell, Thomas Harley, and Jake Oettinger all resting up for the postseason, the Stars treated this game like the second preseason it truly was.

    We dive into Matt Dumba somehow being the best defenseman on the ice (yes, really), Brendan Smith scoring a feel-good goal, and Jamie Benn continuing his cursed pursuit of #400. Plus: thoughts on Liam Bischel’s nerves, Petrovic’s audition, and why the penalty kill was MIA.

    The Avalanche are locked in for Round 1. Landeskog is lurking. Sagan and Miro might return. Oh, and the flu is sweeping the locker room... great timing, boys.

    So if you're wondering whether the Stars are ready for the playoffs — well — join us as we try to find out.

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    33 mins
  • The Hellebuyck Stops Here: Stars Shut Out in Statement Loss | Episode 6094 | April 10th, 2025
    Apr 11 2025
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    The Dallas Stars get blanked for the first time all season in a brutal 4-0 loss to the Winnipeg Jets, extending their losing streak to four and leaving fans (and hosts) searching for answers. Chris and James break down a night where Hellebuyck stood on his head, the third defensive pairing fell apart, and Stars fans rightfully booed the team off the ice.

    We talk:

    • Hellebuyck’s Hart Trophy performance

    • Bischel and Dumba getting exposed

    • Lack of grit and scrappy play in front of the net

    • Whether the top line is earning its paycheck

    • What (if anything) gives us hope going into the playoffs

    • Boo birds, broken lines, and brutal honesty

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    29 mins
  • Momentum Check: Are the Stars Ready for the Playoffs? | Episode 6093 | April 9th, 2025
    Apr 10 2025
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    After one of the most shocking late-game collapses in NHL memory, Ryan and Chris ask the question on every Dallas Stars fan’s mind: Is this team actually ready for the playoffs?

    We break down the aftermath of the Vancouver game, explore how momentum (or the lack of it) is impacting the Stars, and debate whether leadership—or just bad luck—is to blame. From blog post deep dives to advanced stat breakdowns, we tackle what’s actually going wrong and whether it can be fixed in time for a deep run.

    Also in this episode:

    • The myth of flipping the switch for playoffs

    • Why the fanbase feels betrayed

    • Jamie Benn’s postgame tone: problem or professionalism?

    • What momentum actually looks like

    • The fourth line’s surprising fire

    Plus, we lighten things up with a “Who Cares?” segment featuring the top 3 movie theater snacks (excluding popcorn).

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Catastrophe! Stars Blow a 3 Goal Lead in the Final Minute to the Canucks | Episode 6092 | April 8th, 2025
    Apr 9 2025
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    The Vancouver Canucks comeback form a three goal deficit to defeat the Dallas Stars in the final minute of regulation. Chris, James, and Ryan break down the record breaking collapse of the Dallas Stars and discuss the possible ramifications it will have in a playoff series against the Colorado Avalanche.

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    30 mins
  • Wild's Effort, Stars' Mild Response | Episode 6091 | April 6th, 2025
    Apr 6 2025
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    The Dallas Stars lose 3–2 in overtime to the Minnesota Wild, and honestly… no one should be surprised. In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan dives into the mess that was Sunday’s game: a lifeless third period, an OT collapse, and the continuation of a frustrating trend that’s been brewing for weeks.

    The Wild came out looking like a team desperate to make the playoffs. The Stars? Like they were desperate for a nap. Despite an early goal from Jason Robertson and a game-tying point shot from Thomas Harley, Dallas was outskated, outworked, and frankly outclassed—again. And with the playoffs around the corner, the warning lights are blinking red.

    Ryan unpacks the lazy penalties (including Robo’s forehead-slapper), the complete lack of urgency, and why Dallas fans have every right to be concerned heading into the postseason. If you’ve been feeling the same way, you’re not crazy. And you’re not alone.

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    27 mins
  • Outworked, Outshot, Outskated: Stars Lose to Hungrier Penguins | Episode 6090 | April 5th, 2025
    Apr 5 2025
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    In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan and Chris break down the Dallas Stars' first regulation loss in 11 games—a chaotic collapse against a Penguins team currently clinging to playoff hopes (and hats, thanks to Crosby). Despite a surprise hat trick from Evgenii Dadonov and another lights-out performance from Casey DeSmith, defensive blunders turned the third period into a self-inflicted implosion.

    We dive into:

    • 🔥 Dadonov’s three-goal night—and why it might matter come playoff time

    • 🤯 The D-core’s disaster class: CeCe and Labushkin’s back-to-back-to-back bloopers

    • 🧊 Rantanen’s ice time, Harley’s emotional postgame moment, and Bischel’s breakout performance

    • 💡 Why the Stars' recent reliance on goaltending and opportunism was bound to catch up

    • 🧢 Crosby’s vintage dominance and Pittsburgh’s relentless forecheck

    • 📉 What this loss means for the Stars’ race for the top seed in the Central

    Biggest Winner? DeDonov. Biggest Loser? The concept of clean zone exits.

    Can Dallas bounce back against the Wild tomorrow? Will the defense learn from this meltdown? And most importantly—how does one play a two-on-one “like a dip [bleep]”?

    Hit play to hear all the takes, blame, and cautiously optimistic chaos you’ve come to expect.

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    27 mins
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