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Stay Buried

Stay Buried

By: Newton Holt
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 In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.Copyright 2024 All rights reserved. Art Literary History & Criticism
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  • Prologue: A Word to the Survivors

    Prologue: A Word to the Survivors
    May 27 2025

    "My name is Legion, and I am a beacon for whoever you are, on either side of the war." In 2010, thirteen-year-old Newton Holt wrote an edgy dystopian novel titled Prodigy. Now, fifteen years later, his friends decide to bully him for it. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.
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    29 mins
  • The Phantom Phantom Extended Universe

    The Phantom Phantom Extended Universe
    Apr 30 2024

    “Oh no! Either the Phantom Phantom has a new friend or two new Phantoms have come.”

    The grand finale of the Phantom Phantom saga, in which a father and a son and several of his friends try and fail to reckon with a legacy of stupidity.

    Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of these stories!

    Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

    Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.
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    2 hrs and 17 mins
  • Chapter Eight: Revenge

    Chapter Eight: Revenge
    Apr 23 2024

    "Hammerhead raised his hand to fire another shot. The Phantom Phantom knew if he was hit it would kill him. Quickly, with all his strength he became a solar panel."

    The conclusion to the epic, confusing, tragic, and deeply romantic saga of The Life and Death and the Life and Death of Johnny Atman or The Rise of the Phantom Phantom.

    Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

    Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

    Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.
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    46 mins
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This podcast is so damn funny and entertaining, and I've enjoyed listening to it so much while working through some run-ins with depression. I just want the author to know that (even with all the throat-punching and overly dramatic death scenes) his writing is actively cheering people up. I really hope this podcast gets out to more people, the hosts have great energy and the characters definitely deserve fanart. This has quickly become my new favorite podcast!

Funny as Hell

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