• I wish I could've reattached that girl's arm.
    Jul 10 2025

    I guess I shouldn't bitch about my job too much, because it's the only one that lets me smoke (and sneak a drink). I really wish I could've saved that girl's arm for reattachment--at least I saved her life.

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    13 mins
  • Maybe being a prison guard wouldn't have sucked
    Jul 10 2025

    You'll find out why I chose to work for Speedfitters. Well, I really didn't have much of a choice because I was a "C" student that barely graduated. My choices were: police officer, corrections officer, or soldier.

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    6 mins
  • Don't Judge Me
    Jul 10 2025

    Pretty crazy picture, huh? I would say not to judge me until you know me. This will give you an idea how much my job sucks working for Speedfitters. Just for your info, I didn't cash in on the blind guy's parts, even though it would've been easy to. Being the nice guy that day cost me 200 bucks.

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    11 mins
  • My Crazy Job
    Jul 10 2025

    I'm gonna tell you what a parts reclamation agent does, which is my job. You probably think you have a F-ed up job. And maybe you do. But mine I'm guessing is worse.

    I show up at an accident scene before an ambulance at an accident scene and decide if a victim's arm or leg is reattached based on their insurance.

    Basically, if you don't have money to get your arm or leg stitched back on, they get sold off and you receive a Speedfitter's prosthetic.

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    5 mins
  • Steven Kelly talks about 2048 America
    Jul 10 2025

    Everyone wants to know from me what America is like in 2048. I want to know how it got so screwed up. Fine, I'll start telling you about 2048 America.

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    5 mins