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  • 305: Making Love Off the Mushrooms

    305: Making Love Off the Mushrooms
    Nov 20 2024
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    Burbank, CA: Nov 22
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
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    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

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    0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth
    14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At,
    22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map
    33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains
    50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver,
    53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida
    1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State
    1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating?
    1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different?
    1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight
    1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins
    1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 304: Sara Saffari Breaks Trevor's Heart (and Arm)

    304: Sara Saffari Breaks Trevor's Heart (and Arm)
    Nov 13 2024
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    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Burbank, CA: Nov 22
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

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    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor
    4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time
    12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips
    18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops
    24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height
    30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism
    43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains
    51:31 Dating and Relationships
    1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business
    1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle
    1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym?
    1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend
    1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 303: Smells Like Clam Chowder

    303: Smells Like Clam Chowder
    Nov 6 2024
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    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

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    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks
    8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak
    22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz
    34:06 Trevor’s Exam
    40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day
    57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues
    1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster
    1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me?
    1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
    1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor
    1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups
    1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up?

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • 302: Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed)

    302: Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed)
    Oct 30 2024
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    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

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    0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
    5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
    14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
    22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
    29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
    35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
    42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
    52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
    59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
    1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
    1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
    1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
    1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
    1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
    1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 301: Stiff Socks Presidential Debate of 2024 w/ Kayley Gunner

    301: Stiff Socks Presidential Debate of 2024 w/ Kayley Gunner
    Oct 23 2024
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    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

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    0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner
    1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date
    3:15 Cats vs Dogs
    6:19 More Accessible Gooning
    8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate
    14:12 Best Position in Bed?
    18:42 First Interaction With Aliens
    25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens?
    28:19 Correct Way to Wipe
    35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For
    38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About?
    40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner
    45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed?
    49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend?
    51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor
    59:47 Head vs HJs
    1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore
    1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69
    1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment
    1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World
    1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks
    1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together
    1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better?


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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 300: We Try Dua Lipa's Drink, And It's...

    300: We Try Dua Lipa's Drink, And It's...
    Oct 16 2024
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    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

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    0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats
    5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible
    14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World
    19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip
    23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps
    28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall
    38:08 The Golden Bachelorette
    47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster
    57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog
    1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest?
    1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink
    1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip,
    1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship?
    1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • 299: Baby Oil Confessions

    299: Baby Oil Confessions
    Oct 9 2024
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    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th
    2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette
    9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food
    15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America
    23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets
    29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare
    35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad)
    47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco
    58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show
    1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank
    1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics
    1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress
    1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d?
    1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good?
    1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided?

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 298: Hottest Presidents ft. Riley Reid

    298: Hottest Presidents ft. Riley Reid
    Oct 2 2024
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    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond
    11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates
    18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas
    28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024
    33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent
    41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries
    53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time
    1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?
    1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?
    1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs

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    1 hr and 23 mins