Episodes

  • 296: Bowl of Butt

    296: Bowl of Butt
    Sep 18 2024
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    IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/

    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NH: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows
    2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage
    17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt
    25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam
    40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous
    45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants
    53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials
    1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend
    1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women
    1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding
    1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • 295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless

    295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless
    Sep 11 2024
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    Follow Riley Reid
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive

    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NH: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
    2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
    11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
    14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
    20:57 DVD vs Streaming
    24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
    36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
    43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
    1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
    1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
    1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
    1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
    1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
    1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat

    294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat
    Sep 4 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Belfast, UK: Sept 21
    Manchester, UK: Sept 22
    Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

    0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
    7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
    25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
    30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
    35:54 Programmed by the System
    46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
    56:06 Living in the Moment
    1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
    1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
    1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • 293: High Value Men Cry?

    293: High Value Men Cry?
    Aug 28 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
    3:53 Last Time We Cried
    10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
    15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
    20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
    26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
    36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
    41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
    47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
    57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
    1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
    1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
    1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
    1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 292: Biden with the Baddies

    292: Biden with the Baddies
    Aug 21 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
    Dublin, IE: September 19

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies
    7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories
    22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies
    31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking
    45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums
    1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock)

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark

    291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark
    Aug 14 2024
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    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
    Dublin, IE: September 19

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
    13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
    17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
    29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
    39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
    55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
    1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 290: Olympic Gold Headalist

    290: Olympic Gold Headalist
    Aug 7 2024
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    The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates:
    NYC, NY: Aug 9
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates:
    Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career
    15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
    29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?
    55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk
    1:13:04 Secret Sock

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • 289: Gabe's Last Pod (not clickbait)

    289: Gabe's Last Pod (not clickbait)
    Jul 31 2024
    The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.

    It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn

    And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts!

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    1 hr and 21 mins