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  • 321: Women Can Finish Too?? ft. Dr. Drew

    321: Women Can Finish Too?? ft. Dr. Drew
    Mar 12 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Huntington, NY: Mar 26
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: Mar 29
    Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
    Dallas, TX: Apr 5
    Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
    San Diego, CA: Apr 12
    Colombus, OH: Apr 25

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22
    San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
    Houston, TX: Apr 11
    New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

    0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news!
    1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes
    6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music
    17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious
    21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie
    36:21 Too much crazy on the internet
    39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing
    42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety
    48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast
    53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating
    1:00:49 Michael’s hatred for actors
    1:06:28 Michael quitting corn
    1:12:35 Asparagus
    1:14:43 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys
    1:18:13 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 320: Hooters Missile Crisis

    320: Hooters Missile Crisis
    Mar 5 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
    Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
    Dallas, TX: Apr 5
    Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
    San Diego, CA: Apr 12

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22
    San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
    Houston, TX: Apr 11
    New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

    0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards
    16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL
    23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready
    30:49 DoorDash
    40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in
    44:44 Michael calls his dad
    56:22 How do we fix Hooters?
    1:04:30 Lying about height
    1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session
    1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink
    1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • 319: Bonnie Blue Balls

    319: Bonnie Blue Balls
    Feb 26 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
    Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
    Dallas, TX: Apr 5
    Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
    San Diego, CA: Apr 12

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22
    San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
    Houston, TX: Apr 11
    New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

    0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
    15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
    24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
    28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
    35:51 What is happening with these planes?
    41:03 Dates used to mean something
    47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
    51:35 Cocooning
    55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
    59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
    1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
    1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
    1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
    1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 318: Trevor is CRASHING OUT

    318: Trevor is CRASHING OUT
    Feb 19 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
    Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
    Dallas, TX: Apr 5
    Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
    San Diego, CA: Apr 12

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22
    San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
    Houston, TX: Apr 11
    New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

    0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son
    16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean
    25:54 College Football vs NFL
    34:21 Trevor’s altercation
    58:56 Old Drivers
    1:01:31 Sweetgreen education,
    1:05:41 Leaving the house
    1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts
    1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream
    1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl
    1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • 317: Lily Phillips BANNED??

    317: Lily Phillips BANNED??
    Feb 12 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
    Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
    Dallas, TX: Apr 5
    Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
    San Diego, CA: Apr 12

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22
    San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
    Houston, TX: Apr 11
    New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

    0:00 British voices, Best spot in line
    6:42 Casting
    14:18 Size, All back door
    20:17 The portable bidet, Making friends, First timers
    28:16 Funny moments during a scene, Johnny S!ns
    33:30 The 100 guy idea, Getting recognized
    38:39 Start in corn, 50 guys for the rear, Smells
    44:44 Good for the skin, The taste of it
    49:17 The clean up process, Performers with autism and disabilities,
    54:50 People in the DMs, 12 assistants, Crafty
    58:20 Seconds, Not in the eye, Sponsors
    1:03:35 On top, Flying in from Florida, Small talk
    1:09:06 Finishing Lily Phillips
    1:13:05 Huge shot, 9am - 11pm scene, Favorite position
    1:17:37 Other world records, Voicemail to Trevor
    1:19:49 Sock Talk - Pheromones, Craziest toys
    1:24:23 Secret Sock Talk - Unknowingly watching my parents

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • 316: Michael Is Going to Regret This

    316: Michael Is Going to Regret This
    Feb 5 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: SOLD OUT
    San Antonio, TX: SOLD OUT
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
    Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
    Dallas, TX: Apr 5

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22

    0:00 Trevor’s Mom, Stepdad mid-life crisis, Lost on a milk carton
    7:45 Funny non comedians, Selecting flowers, Siamese twins
    19:40 Michael’s life changing decision
    39:50 Internet temptations, C-men retention, No crank app
    52:00 No crank stress relief, Michael’s tour date temptation
    1:05:45 It’s only been 4 days
    1:15:00 Steroids, Riley Reid, Fake numbers
    1:21:49 Fan voicemail - Reverse Lily Phillips
    1:26:53 Weird fan voicemail
    1:29:06 Sock Talk - Bury me next to Victor Noir
    1:35:07 Secret Sock Talk - Tasting your own stuff

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 315: Peeping Prime Racks

    315: Peeping Prime Racks
    Jan 29 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: Mar 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22

    0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back
    15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom
    30:44 Urinals for your home
    36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat
    44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek
    50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House
    1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick
    1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne
    1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses
    1:16:32 Joggers for cranking
    1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea
    1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff
    1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 314: 1000 Guys in One Day

    314: 1000 Guys in One Day
    Jan 22 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: Mar 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22

    0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced
    8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires
    30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated
    34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To
    46:37 1000 Guys
    1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition
    1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence
    1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card
    1:36:50 Hammered On the Job
    1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI
    1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card

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    1 hr and 38 mins