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Stonks Gone Wrong

Stonks Gone Wrong

By: Straight War Bets
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A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down laughing. Think CNBC, but if the hosts were Reddit mods with nothing to lose. No financial advice. Just unfiltered market chaos, sarcasm, and stonk carnage. New episodes daily.© 2025 Straight War Bets Economics Personal Finance
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  • July 27, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    Jul 27 2025
    July 27, 2025 – U.S. stock futures rose following President Trump's announcement of a 15% tariff deal with the European Union, alleviating immediate trade war concerns. The S&P 500 is under scrutiny as investors weigh its potential for growth amid these developments. Australia's pension funds are hedging, which is expected to support the local dollar. Meanwhile, interest in CK Hutchison has revived despite delays in a major deal. Overall, markets reacted positively to the trade agreement ahead of the upcoming Federal Reserve meeting. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
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    3 mins
  • July 26, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    Jul 26 2025
    On July 26, 2025, pressure intensifies on Fed Chair Jerome Powell ahead of crucial GDP and jobs data releases. Union Pacific is reportedly close to a deal with Norfolk Southern, while concerns about rising fiscal deficits drive significant investments into credit markets. A veteran investor expresses caution amidst current bull market trends but remains optimistic about select stocks. In cybersecurity news, Allianz Life reports a major data breach affecting customer information. Additionally, discussions around the S&P 500's investment viability arise, particularly for retirees. Market sentiment remains mixed amid these developments. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
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    5 mins
  • July 25, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    Jul 25 2025
    July 25, 2025 - The S&P 500 reached its fifth consecutive record high as investors await a pivotal Europe-U.S. trade meeting. PayPal experienced its longest winning streak in years ahead of upcoming earnings, while AutoNation's stock surged, driven by higher car prices that exceeded sales and profit estimates. In corporate news, a former LVMH executive warns of a challenging year ahead for the luxury brand. Additionally, Onsemi's CEO emphasized the need for infrastructure development to secure AI leadership. Notably, a nuclear power stock has soared nearly 400% over the past year. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
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    3 mins
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