Episodes

  • Episode 206: "Bobi and Hedges" ft Femi Awoniyi
    Sep 17 2024

    In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights.


    1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way.


    2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel.


    3. Elon Musk’s Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk’s latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire’s unpredictable online presence.


    4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar’s exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance.


    5. A Ton of Other Insane Topics: As always, the episode is jam-packed with spontaneous discussions and side-splitting humour that will keep listeners entertained from start to finish.


    Tune in to Submaroach Episode 206 for a wild ride filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of surprises. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Episode 205: "Deadbeat Dads, Social Climbing Beggars & The Nigerian Political Class"
    Sep 10 2024

    Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics!


    In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician.


    The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj’s surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT.


    Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion.


    Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers better Nigerian cinema.


    Tune in for a mix of laughs, insightful discussions, and entertaining stories on this episode of Submarine and a Roach!

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Episode 204: "House Hunting in Lagos"
    Sep 3 2024

    Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales!


    The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos.


    Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to shooting This Week Tonight. TMT walks us through his week, including the funnies around an oversold Vogue Boys event.


    TMT voices his dislike for reggae music, and they hilariously dissect the lyrics of “we’ll share the shelter of my single bed,” questioning the appeal of such an arrangement.


    The discussion shifts to apartment hunting tales in Lagos, with TMT recounting his experience house hunting alongside Odunsi The Engine. TMT also shares a funny story about his father’s appearance on City People’s "Top 10 Ibadan Big Boys" and the uproar it caused at his school.


    The crew explores Gen-Z hypergamy, inspired by Odunsi’s remark that Gen-Z boys crave guns more than anything. Koj and Kolamide explore the potential of turning incels into political assassins and the role of Gen-Z girls in advocating for political and infrastructural changes.


    The podcast takes an unexpected turn with a deep dive into denim, as TMT discusses his latest obsession with a pair of jeans. Kolamide then drops a surprising bombshell about meeting two women who had previously been involved with TMT, leading to a discussion on dating and meeting new people.


    Kolamide also shares his journey as a comedian, and the episode wraps up with a discussion about Chidinma Adetshina’s victory as Miss Universe Nigeria.


    Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, unexpected twists, and thought-provoking discussions!

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Episode 203: "Pre-owned WaistBeads" ft Mr. Ina
    Aug 27 2024

    In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour.


    1. Boho Funk’s New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on the 31st of August and the 1st of September. Get the inside scoop on what makes this space unique and why it’s a must-visit.


    2. Adesuwa at Arise: The boys celebrate friend of the podcast, news anchor Adesuwa Giwa-Osagie, who’s joining Arise TV’s international desk and attending the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Hear their thoughts on her exciting career move and what it means for international news coverage.


    3. New Supreme Court Chief Justice Appointment: TMT and Koj discuss the latest shakeup in the legal world with the appointment of a new Supreme Court Chief Justice. Expect insightful commentary and a touch of humor as they break down what this means for the judiciary.


    4. And a Myriad of Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a wide range of hilarious discussions and spontaneous banter that will keep you entertained from start to finish.


    Tune in to Submaroach Episode 203 for a blend of creativity, news, and comedy. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Episode 202: "Broke Shaming as a Marketing Strategy"
    Aug 20 2024

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week’s Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics:

    • Kanye West as a Concept: The guys dive into the idea of Kanye West being more of a concept than a human being.
    • LinkedIn Adventures: Tmt and Koj share their contrasting LinkedIn habits – Tmt logs in every few months, while Koj checks it daily.
    • Squash Court Shenanigans: Tmt's squash adventures with Victor, and Mayowa’s revelation about their trespassing on someone else’s court.
    • Group Workouts vs. Gym Sessions: The debate on the benefits of working out in groups or playing sports compared to hitting the gym for weights.
    • Living Adventurously in Lagos: Koj and Mayowa debate whether surviving in Lagos as an outdoor enthusiast is feasible.
    • Ikoyi Club Memberships: A discussion about Ikoyi Club’s offerings and Mayowa's playful broke shaming of Tmt for not having a membership, which spurs Tmt to consider getting one.
    • Tyler The Creator’s Comments: The guys weigh in on Tyler The Creator’s recent remarks about Ian.
    • Joe Rogan’s Comedy Special: A review of Joe Rogan’s latest comedy special and why it fell flat.
    • Kanye’s Christianity Grift: An exploration of Kanye West’s intersection of faith and business.
    • RCCG Church Business Ventures: A light-hearted bit about starting a business using the RCCG church’s global network.
    • Big Brother Nigeria and Tribalism: A discussion on the role of tribalism in Big Brother Nigeria.
    • Love is Blind UK: The latest updates and their thoughts on the show.
    • Mayowa’s Interview with Ronami Ogulu: Mayowa addresses comments about having a crush on his interviewee for Culture Custodian's "Overnight Success" series.
    • The Downsides of Fame: The episode wraps up with a discussion on the challenges of being famous.

    Tune in for a rollercoaster of humor, insights, and lively debates

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • Episode 201: "Biplane - A Plane That Flies Both Ways"
    Aug 13 2024

    Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table!


    • The show starts with Tmt’s smooth late-night radio intro, echoing his retro rap intro from last week.
    • Koj gives a nod to David Guetta, joking about wanting an A.I. version of the DJ to handle his eulogy.
    • Tmt catches Koj off guard with voice notes from a group chat, featuring Koj’s hilariously off-key singing about having a great day and taunting his friends.
    • Tmt celebrates 5 months of sobriety while Koj praises him for staying sharp and sober on the podcast.
    • The guys recount their weekends and share laughs over Tmt’s new tattoo of a biplane, leading to a funny conversation with his dad that leaves Koj in stitches.
    • They discuss Nigeria’s disappointing Olympic performance and wrap up with a very short review of Asake’s latest album.
    • The episode closes with a discussion on a topic where they admit they’re completely out of their depth.


    Tune in for a blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and entertaining commentary!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode 200: "How can you be unhinged? You live in Ikoyi"
    Aug 6 2024

    Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement.


    Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss.


    1. TMT’s Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performance that sets the tone for the celebrations. Prepare for some impressive rhymes and infectious energy.


    2. Celebrating 200 Episodes: The boys reflect on their journey of creating 200 episodes, sharing memorable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and their gratitude for the listeners' support.


    3. Big Brother Nigeria New Season: The hosts dive into the new season of Big Brother Nigeria, where contestants are entering as duos, including two sets of twins and an auntie with her niece. The boys give their hilarious takes on the latest house dynamics and expectations.


    4. Listener Questions: In a special segment, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa answer some really cool questions from their listeners, offering candid and often comedic responses.


    5. School Anthems: The boys take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss the school anthems of their secondary schools, sharing funny anecdotes and stories from their school days.


    6. Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a myriad of hilarious topics and spontaneous humour that will keep you entertained throughout.


    Tune in to Submaroach Episode 200 for a celebration of comedy, culture, and community. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest laughs and insights!

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • Episode 199: "Do You Need A Penis To Lean On?"
    Jul 30 2024

    This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss what it truly means to be there for those you care about. Tune in for a thought-provoking and entertaining episode that’s as real as it is relatable!


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    1 hr and 37 mins