Swipeless in Seattle, A Dating Podcast

By: Lily & Julio
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  • Welcome to our Podcast, Swipeless in Seattle , our last resort before committing dating-related self-flagellation. Dating is weird enough without a f@cking pandemic going on. Given that the world will soon be ending, we needed to find a way to continue to be disappointed by others. But unfortunately, as elder millennials, we know just enough about current trends to know that we are missing out on most of them. And, since necessity is the mother of invention, we found no other choice but to dive into the thirst-trap that is online dating. Not only is it hard to date, it’s sometimes hard to know what is going through people’s minds, and in order to ascertain whether or not you are going crazy it’s good to ask friends of the opposite sex for advice, encouragement, or the best way to tie a noose to the high beams in your ceiling. So instead of trying to go on google translate, we decided to actually check out this social community thing you hear about sometimes and ask friends for help. We hope you find it useful, entertaining, perhaps even cathartic or allergen-free. Apparently you date using apps now or something? We tried to go to meetonlinefarmersingles.com/chatroom but it was taken down, so we had to research which apps the cool kids are using so we could avoid them at all costs. This is the story of our tragedy. We hope you find it amusing.
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Episodes
  • Better Date Ideas

    Better Date Ideas
    May 6 2022

    So we talked about the masses not always being great at picking date ideas, and we felt we couldn't end that conversation without offering some solutions of our own. Due to the above, this episode focuses on good slash great date ideas you may not have thought of before. We go way too local for some ideas, and keep it nice and general for others so that our non-seattle listeners can feel included and warm inside. The space needle might be mentioned, but we promise it'll be brief and mostly painless. 
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    23 mins
  • So What's Up With The Seattle Freeze?

    So What's Up With The Seattle Freeze?
    Apr 25 2022

    Is it a thing? Are you doomed to never meet anyone again because you live in this area? In this episode, we talk about the dreaded "Seattle Freeze". Not so much about whether it's real (it is), but more about what you can do about it and where the silver linings can be found. 
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    21 mins
  • Profile Cliche Translations, a Funny List

    Profile Cliche Translations, a Funny List
    Apr 18 2022

    In this episode, we go over a list of common phrases found in dating profiles along with humorous translations for each. This is mostly comedic, your actual mileage may vary.
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    19 mins

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Dating sucks! Lol

You two are too funny! Dating has been a nightmare. I'm sure we have all been there. The podcast brings all the reality and the fun! Way to go. Seattle, please be good to me!

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