Episodes

  • This Spiral Downward

    This Spiral Downward
    Jul 18 2025
    Beast Machines (2000)

    episodes 9-11 of season 2

    I'm too depressed to write a proper episode description at the moment but we do learn all about the newest Transformer & his accompanying comic - Ball Point!
    I'll finish this later when i want to die less


    [our theme song is Terrorize the City by DRiP]
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • the most clever episode title ever

    the most clever episode title ever
    Jul 12 2025
    The most enthralling episode description anyone has ever read. Anyone including you.

    Also, Beast Machines (2000)
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    54 mins
  • Darkest Prometheus in the Fold

    Darkest Prometheus in the Fold
    Jul 4 2025
    Beast Machines (1999)

    season 2 (2000)
    episodes 3-5


    my idols are dead
    my enemies are in power
    don't wanna watch the world burn w/ anyone else
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • L'Robot sauvage

    L'Robot sauvage
    Jun 27 2025
    transformers, robots, whatever. who cares
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Surviving the Key Techno-Organic Catalyst

    Surviving the Key Techno-Organic Catalyst
    Jun 20 2025
    The kids just can't get enough of this Beast Machines (1999) stuff!

    This week we talk over episodes 10-12 of this pivotal animated series, which includes parts 1 and 2 of the Techno-Organic War trilogy. These episodes are jam-packed with lore, tidbits, fanservice, easter eggs and fun! Not to mention some of the best darn computer generated images you will ever see in this life or the next.

    On top of all this excitement we also discuss which toys we bought this week, Canadian mulch and Digable Planets for some reason. Plus, we partake in our weekly quiz and round it all out with a transformative Transformers PSA on the importance of seatbelts ... I think.

    Learn a thing or two, why don't ya!
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Revelatory Renderings

    Revelatory Renderings
    Jun 13 2025
    Our cosmonauts transcend space, time and good sense this week while thrusting into episodes 7-9 of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999)

    We get lucky this time around because the three episodes we talk over just happen to be a trilogy called Revelations! And you know how much we love trilogies around here! We start with
    part 1: Discovery
    keep the D's coming with
    part 2: Descent
    & end it all with
    part 3: Apocalypse

    And on top of all that - we watch a very informative Transformers PSA on the dangers of water, fail our weekly quiz and answer a few Q & A's with Bob Skir!
    We also discuss which toys we bought this week.
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Pod Machines! Part Deux

    Pod Machines! Part Deux
    Jun 7 2025
    The collective has kept the machine warm for ya - further onward we move, like tank treads on concrete, into the unsettling computer animated series that is Beast Machines (1999)

    Hey, it's not bad. Let's watch more of it.

    Along the way, we also discuss which transforming toys we bought this week, the current sad state of global affairs, MacGyver and of course we all win participant trophies in our weekly quiz. It's a party in here! ...of a sort
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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Podcast Machines

    Podcast Machines
    May 30 2025
    The assemblage once again gathers. This time for a viewing of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999)

    We talk over the first three episodes of this fun little computer animated show that is absolutely not a sequel to Beast Wars, but features at least most of the same characters.

    Additionally, we discuss what toys we bought this week, which robots we find most attractive and *SPOIL* the entire plot of issue #20 of Skybound Entertainment's Transformers comic (2025) starting around 0:19:00 into the episode and continuing for about the next 5 minutes or so. So go ahead & skip that if you don't want to hear any *SPOILERS*

    Enjoy! (if you dare ...)
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    1 hr and 40 mins